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#1 Edited by Aounslaught (499 posts) -

Don't know about you guys, but I have been SUPER pumped about the N64 Royal Rumble (Panel?) that's going to be taking place on Sunday. I just noticed on Twitter that a couple of participants(Dr. Tracksuit included) are starting to make promo videos and are calling each other out as a lead up and this is making me more excited. I've only seen 2 of these promo videos so far, but I'm hoping others pop up as well. In case you haven't seen the two videos, heres they are -

Anyone taking bets on who's going to take the Rumble? I think my money has got to be Dave Lang. The Lang Zone has to win, right? Also, if you guys come across more of these videos, I'd love to see them as well!

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#2 Posted by ottoman673 (1081 posts) -

god damnit jeff got hunked again

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#4 Posted by Aounslaught (499 posts) -

@bacongames: Oh man, these are all brilliant! Thanks for bringing them up, dude! Hadn't seen them prior.

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#5 Posted by Oldirtybearon (5626 posts) -

Of course Dan Ryckert has the fucking Ribera jacket. Of course.

This Royal Rumble should be amazing, although I fully expect Jeff to pull a Bushwhackers. He's said he's awful at the games/thinks they're awful so I don't expect Doctor Tracksuit to last long.

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#6 Posted by Yummylee (24646 posts) -

Dan Ryckert's was alright, though the rest were kinda meh. If anything my favourite one, while it wasn't technically a 'promo video', was Alex's shit-talking during the latest wrestling bombastica.

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#7 Edited by gaftra (420 posts) -

D LEAZY in this piece!

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#8 Posted by Demoskinos (17325 posts) -

Ryckert is going to be the champion. Also, I hope that the rumors are true and WWE's own Xiavier Woods shows up.

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#9 Posted by Capum15 (5699 posts) -

These are fucking dumb.

I love all of them.

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#10 Posted by Aounslaught (499 posts) -

Yes! I wholeheartedly believe that Dave Lang will be the victor! I refuse to live in a world where The Lang Zone doesn't come out victorious!

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#11 Posted by IanYarborough (167 posts) -

@gaftra: "If it fits, it ships"? D Leazy for President.

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#12 Posted by Hardtarget (336 posts) -

these.

are.

amazing.

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#13 Posted by akeripper4 (171 posts) -

with a montreal expos cap

a winner is lang...... maybe

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#14 Posted by MooseyMcMan (12541 posts) -

Dr. Tracksuit is the best promo.

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#15 Posted by JackBurt0n (106 posts) -

These are fantastic. I'm not sure if Dan's or Lang's is the best.

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#16 Posted by cooljammer00 (2892 posts) -

Dan Ryckert deserves to lose for the Ribera jacket alone. That's for wrestlers only, not for poser marks who couldn't wrestle their way out of a paper bag. I bet he calls wrestlers by their real names, too.

Also, I was thinking about which entrant could co-opt the "Yes!" chants. It sorta has to be "Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!", right? Either Gerstmann or Green?

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#17 Posted by EarlessShrimp (1849 posts) -

D Leazy 4 lyfe. He just has to make sure he's wearing his proper eye-wear.

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#18 Edited by johncallahan (855 posts) -

These are all incredibly dumb. These are all the best. Don't know who has my favorite. Three-way battle between Lang, Jeff, and Ryckert.

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#19 Posted by Aounslaught (499 posts) -

I know at least Rich Gallup has made a promo and sent it over to the Harmonix guys. I can only hope there are many, many more that will come to light over the next few days.

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#20 Edited by JJOR64 (19685 posts) -

Speaking of these great promos, is the panel going to be streamed and if so, what time?

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#21 Posted by mosespippy (4751 posts) -

Whoever wins you just know they are going to be fueled by pwnmeal.

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#23 Posted by Aounslaught (499 posts) -

@mosespippy: I'm not even sure if what I just saw is real or not!

@jjor64 said:

Speaking of these great promos, is the panel going to be streamed and if so, what time?

Yeah, it'll be on Sunday at 10:30am EST(I believe) on the PAX2 twitch page. It should be on the giant bomb chat page as well.

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#24 Posted by citizencoffeecake (1326 posts) -

That is one seedy ass alley Jeff found to cut that promo.

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#25 Edited by endoworks (346 posts) -

@citizencoffeecake: I heard Alex talking at the meetup tonight... That is directly behind his apartment!

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#26 Edited by mpgeist (664 posts) -

Dan Ryckert is my pick. I heard he might be a Paul Heyman guy.

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#27 Posted by mrfluke (5835 posts) -

@gaftra said:

D LEAZY in this piece!

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someone should just strap a camera to dave lang and just stream what its like to be in the langzone 24/7

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#28 Posted by TyCobb (2031 posts) -

@mrfluke said:

@gaftra said:

D LEAZY in this piece!

someone should just strap a camera to dave lang and just stream what its like to be in the langzone 24/7

I approve of this. Someone make it happen!

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#29 Edited by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

I first read the title as, "These N64 Royal Rumble Porno videos are great!"

Please tell me there are N64 Royal Rumble Porno videos.

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#30 Posted by JJWeatherman (14929 posts) -

@gaftra: "If it fits, it ships"? D Leazy for President.

God, that was incredible. I know who I'm rooting for.

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#31 Posted by Aounslaught (499 posts) -

I first read the title as, "These N64 Royal Rumble Porno videos are great!"

Please tell me there are N64 Royal Rumble Porno videos.

God, now I want this to be real!! I'm sorry for building you up and breaking you down like that.

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#32 Posted by csl316 (13926 posts) -

@gaftra said:

D LEAZY in this piece!

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This has the psychological effect of an old Jake the Snake promo.

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#33 Edited by WulfBane (243 posts) -

Because it was basically a "end of Raw before the Royal Rumble" moment, go to the end of the PAX panel from 2:35:00 and just watch to the end. (There was some promo-aspects with Jeff Hayman talking about his client Dr. Tracksuit earlier in the Q&A, but yeah...)

http://www.twitch.tv/pax2/b/519374922?t=155m

Edit: made the link go to the timecode

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#34 Posted by Cerberus3Dog (787 posts) -
@wulfbane said:

Because it was basically a "end of Raw before the Royal Rumble" moment, go to the end of the PAX panel from 2:35:00 and just watch to the end. (There was some promo-aspects with Jeff Hayman talking about his client Dr. Tracksuit earlier in the Q&A, but yeah...)

http://www.twitch.tv/pax2/b/519374922

This.

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#35 Posted by Aounslaught (499 posts) -

Just got done watching the panel. Oh. My. God. Was that real life?! Did that really happen?! I don't even know what to expect from tomorrow's actual Rumble. Complete insanity!!

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#36 Posted by sub_o (967 posts) -

Oh god, topless Jeff Green.

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#37 Posted by ottoman673 (1081 posts) -

...you know what, Jeff Green is gonna win this shit tomorrow. He's gonna fight for what's right.

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#38 Edited by jakob187 (22932 posts) -

Dan Ryckert's promo was fucking great. Laughed uncontrollably.

I'm voting for John Drake because that muthafucker is VICIOUS AND HOPPED UP ON DIET COKE!

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#39 Posted by Itwongo (1735 posts) -

I missed the thing!

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#40 Posted by Splodge (2419 posts) -

ANyone know of an archive where i cant watch the royal rumble panel / whatever it was?

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#41 Posted by Aounslaught (499 posts) -

As expected, it was absolutely AMAZING! Crazy stuff happened! This has to be a thing from now on, right? It has to keep going con after con in at least some capacity, right?

For those that missed it, the archive isn't up on Twitch yet, but I'm sure it'll show up here soon-ish(hopefully?).

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#43 Posted by Tom_omb (739 posts) -

Don't forget Alex's one- hour-twenty-minute promo, complete with Fisher Price belt on the shoulder.

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#44 Posted by McHampton (131 posts) -
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#45 Edited by tourgen (4568 posts) -

dr. tracksuit video is great!

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#46 Edited by Chaser324 (8080 posts) -

I needed a reminder of the simpler salad days of our youth from three months ago.

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#47 Posted by rmanthorp (4527 posts) -

Dr. Tracksuit ain't shit.

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