Most people don't know when they're going to die, and thus live in fear of death. I, however, have peacefully accepted the inevitability of my impending death in a few short months from eating excess Taco Bell trying to win an Xbox One X. Can I afford an Xbox One X? Yes, and I'll probably have one pre-ordered before this contest even starts as my default plan (provided the FCC ever clears the thing for sale). However, like the American hero here who came before me, I'm damn sure going to try to win a free one, if only for the fact that two things I love are joining together for one glorious adventure.
Much like Dan and the Taco Bell wedding, there's a decent chance I win this. At some point, probability may turn in my favor, and I plan on employing methods such as non-peak times of entry submission to hopefully up my chances. I am already also pathetically on a near-first name-basis with the Taco Bell I go to way too often, so I may see if I can get them to do me a favor and occasionally sub in/out items of equal or lesser value in the box to keep things fresh. I only know one item in the box at present, which is the steak quesarito. I approve of the quesarito, but the effects of that rubbery steak are frightening, as is the prospect of them stuffing in a truly sub-par item like burrito supreme in the meal to make this a more difficult process.
Provided I follow through with this terrible idea, I plan on chronicling the travesty, so get ready for another one of those threads. Wish me luck; I'm gonna need it.