You are the reason I get up everyday. Without your befuddling riddles and psychadelic ways, I simply would have no reason to exist whatsoever. Yet there you are, roaming the same part of those fine Yasogami High School hallways as always, always able to brighten up my dreary life by doing what you do best: being the most psychadelically profound Japanese student ever. You give me the strength to wake up every day and tackle the world, as well as the fortitude to go to bed at night, knowing full well that all of my problems are doable so long as I just keep trying to model my life after yours. Whenever life gets me down, like when I find out my favorite teddie bear is completely hollow on the inside, I just think of you and it's all okay.

Word dawg. This comes straight from da heart.

GROUP A!
THEY'RE TOP SIX FLAG COLORS!

Words to live by.

My feelings exactly.

Super slap that fly and get jiggy wit it dawg! Drop some mega phat riddles on me Funky Student! Yea-yeyah!!!

where is funky student? i want to see him on this thread, then my life will be complete.

"where is funky student? i want to see him on this thread, then my life will be complete."

I think we need to write an official Funky Student Bible, with Funky Student chapters and Funky Student verses.

"RedSox8933 said:

"where is funky student? i want to see him on this thread, then my life will be complete."

I think we have a FunkyStudent, we need to get him here."

"I think we need to write an official Funky Student Bible, with Funky Student chapters and Funky Student verses.

I'll start with the first book, Yellow Submarinis.

Chapter 1

In the beginning, there was The Man. The Man had managed to subsist quite successfully off of pension plans and stock options, but nonetheless, their outlook on life was dry. The Almighty Funky Student was not satisfied with this situation and as such spent six days creating different styles of Funk for The Man to enjoy, for without the Funk, The Man would have no reason to continue prospering as a species. On the first day, Funky Student created Disco. On the second day, He created That 70s Show. On the third day, He created construction paper. On the fourth day, He created Volkswagon vans. On the fifth day, He created Yasogami High School. And on the sixth day, He created riddles. Funky Student rested on the seventh day, henceforth known as "Funky Wednesday," for Funky Student deemed Wednesday to be the funkiest day of the week of them all.

Thus, the story of mankind began with Funky Student's intervention.

"

Puttin' the funk in the bunk-hole since late '08. Funky Student Cult. Can YOU dig it.

Funky Student made me quit drugs. Thank you Funky Student!

"I think we need to write an official Funky Student Bible, with Funky Student chapters and Funky Student verses.

I'll start with the first book, Yellow Submarinis.

Chapter 1

In the beginning, there was The Man. The Man had managed to subsist quite successfully off of pension plans and stock options, but nonetheless, their outlook on life was dry. The Almighty Funky Student was not satisfied with this situation and as such spent six days creating different styles of Funk for The Man to enjoy, for without the Funk, The Man would have no reason to continue prospering as a species. On the first day, Funky Student created Disco. On the second day, He created That 70s Show. On the third day, He created construction paper. On the fourth day, He created Volkswagon vans. On the fifth day, He created Yasogami High School. And on the sixth day, He created riddles. Funky Student rested on the seventh day, henceforth known as "Funky Wednesday," for Funky Student deemed Wednesday to be the funkiest day of the week of them all.

Thus, the story of mankind began with Funky Student's intervention.

"

"Funky Student made me quit drugs. Thank you Funky Student!"

"RedSox8933 said:

"Pepsiman said:

"I think we need to write an official Funky Student Bible, with Funky Student chapters and Funky Student verses.

I'll start with the first book, Yellow Submarinis.

Chapter 1

In the beginning, there was The Man. The Man had managed to subsist quite successfully off of pension plans and stock options, but nonetheless, their outlook on life was dry. The Almighty Funky Student was not satisfied with this situation and as such spent six days creating different styles of Funk for The Man to enjoy, for without the Funk, The Man would have no reason to continue prospering as a species. On the first day, Funky Student created Disco. On the second day, He created That 70s Show. On the third day, He created construction paper. On the fourth day, He created Volkswagon vans. On the fifth day, He created Yasogami High School. And on the sixth day, He created riddles. Funky Student rested on the seventh day, henceforth known as "Funky Wednesday," for Funky Student deemed Wednesday to be the funkiest day of the week of them all.

Thus, the story of mankind began with Funky Student's intervention.

"

basically, Funky Student is the 2nd incarnation of Christ."

Hey now, don't go leaking no spoilers to the official Funky Student Bible. That detracts from the almighty proceeds I need to use in order to write this prolific composition."

Now you'll have to go ask for Funky Student's forgiveness. He is a kind fellow, after all, but He nonetheless knows how deal in Funk-infused retribution, if need be. You should be more careful in the future. You might receive more psychadelic pixie dust than you can handle.

"Now you'll have to go ask for Funky Student's forgiveness. He is a kind fellow, after all, but He nonetheless knows how deal in Funk-infused retribution, if need be. You should be more careful in the future. You might receive more psychadelic pixie dust than you can handle."

Yasogami High School. Third floor. In front of the central stairwell. Be there or be Funkily square.

This is the weirdest thread ever.

i'll begin my journey right away.

"This is the weirdest thread ever."

"Metal_Gear_Sunny said:

"This is the weirdest thread ever."

This is the greatest thread ever and you will accept it as such."

If there is a messiah of funky there must also be an anti-funky or Satanic funky, any idea wo he cold possibly be?

Well, that would be Mr. Morooka, of course. He's the prophecized anti-Funky mentioned in the Book of Funkalations, the final book of the official Funky Student Bible. He'll receive due coverage and discussion when the time is right.

This is one of the most ridiculous forum topics on the site. Quite fitting for one of the most ridiculous character pages on the site.

Now we just need pages for Spacy Girl and Errand Boy. Their relationship is the best in the game.

The true test of the strength of an inter-character relationship is how many fanfics the given pair has on, say, fanfiction.net. Maybe Spacy Girl and Errand Boy just have yet to plateau in popularity, but I don't see them being the talk of the town.

Funky Student is truly a god among...other students! Yeh-Yeyah!

I'm lost...and confused...

"I'm lost...and confused...

...and that makes me angry.

"

The anti-funky is mr. morooka, that old honky will try to give you false funk, DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS UNFUNKY WAYS MY CHILDREN. And do not fear the anti-funk for i am here TO BRING YOU THE FUNK!! YEA-YAY!! This has been Funky Student keep'n it real funky here on giant bomb.

Funky Student asked me to hold him and sway slowly. I was like "lol wut."

"If there is an anti-funky then fear not, for i am here TO BRING YOU THE FUNK!! YEA-YAY!!"

"Funky Student asked me to hold him and sway slowly. I was like "lol wut.""

systech, you're not in a position to question the orders of Funky Student. Just do as you're told and you won't have Funky retribution dealt upon you.

"systech, you're not in a position to question the orders of Funky Student. Just do as your told and you won't have Funky retribution dealt upon you.

Also, I am pleased to present the second chapter of Yellow Submarinis, the first book of the Funky Student Bible.

Chapter 2

Although Funky Student had created the world to his liking through six days' worth of effort, The Man still roamed about. The Man was not a model species that should continue to dominate the planet, Funky Student believed, so He opted to created a new breed of human in his image. Thus He set out first to create a Funky Man, a feat which He accomplished by molding copies of every Katamari Damacy game ever created (including the Flash version) together with several texts created by L. Ron Hubbard. From this recipe, He made Al Roker, a Funky Man who would go on to rule over the planet's weather systems several millennia later. With a Funky Man created, Funky Student was pleased, but He nonetheless needed a Funky Woman. Thus, to avoid blatant copyright infringement with another origin story, He did not take a body part from his first Funky Man, Al Roker, but from one of the few upstanding members of The Man: Sting. Using his femur in tandem with cherry blossoms and Hello Kitty, he made a Funky Woman. He decided to name her Barbara Streisand, a Funky Woman who would eventually become known for her acting involvement in movies that weren't Titanic, 2001: A Space Odyssey, or Pokemon: The First Movie.

Thus, Funky Student created the Funky race in his image. Content with his accomplishment, he proceeded to create riddles as his new hobby.

"

"systech, you're not in a position to question the orders of Funky Student. Just do as you're told and you won't have Funky retribution dealt upon you.

Also, I am pleased to present the second chapter of Yellow Submarinis, the first book of the Funky Student Bible.

Chapter 2

Although Funky Student had created the world to his liking through six days' worth of effort, The Man still roamed about. The Man was not a model species that should continue to dominate the planet, Funky Student believed, so He opted to created a new breed of human in his image. Thus He set out first to create a Funky Man, a feat which He accomplished by molding copies of every Katamari Damacy game ever created (including the Flash version) together with several texts created by L. Ron Hubbard. From this recipe, He made Al Roker, a Funky Man who would go on to rule over the planet's weather systems several millennia later. With a Funky Man created, Funky Student was pleased, but He nonetheless needed a Funky Woman. Thus, to avoid blatant copyright infringement with another origin story, He did not take a body part from his first Funky Man, Al Roker, but from one of the few upstanding members of The Man: Sting. Using his femur in tandem with cherry blossoms and Hello Kitty, he made a Funky Woman. He decided to name her Barbara Streisand, a Funky Woman who would eventually become known for her acting involvement in movies that weren't Titanic, 2001: A Space Odyssey, or Pokemon: The First Movie.

Thus, Funky Student created the Funky race in his image. Content with his accomplishment, he proceeded to create riddles as his new hobby.

"

There are not words for this thread in terms of sheer awesomeness.

My god! And to think I worshiped Jesus as my savior all this time! I'm such a fool. Funky Student is the only all powerful being for me.

"My god! And to think I worshiped Jesus as my savior all this time! I'm such a fool. Funky Student is the only all powerful being for me."

read chapter 1
read chapter 2

*Understanding as increases*

poor FunkyStudent, he let the power get to him. pity.

I love this website.

"I love this website."

"jakob187 said:

"I'm lost...and confused...

...and that makes me angry.

"

then read the Funky Student Bible and learn our ways. Join the cult or leave."

To see this thread come back from the dead makes me nothing short of happy, I must say.

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                              (Okay)

funky student is a servant of dagon, thought i'd let you know

Deductive reasoning like WHOA SON