I love these threads :D

.. You avoid going out at night at ALL costs.

You roadie run to school.

You are unable to enjoy any game unless the guns in it have dangerous household items attached to them.

You sleep with a Chainsaw gun.

You keep tying to active reload in Halo 3.

You say "goddamn it!" when you mess up your active reload.

When being able to "lancer" somebody is a good thing.

When you start quoting the game, specifically "shit yeah!"

When you take cover on every wall you see.

You dig locust holes in your backyard

When someone's fallen over, you try to curb stomp their face.

And when your girlfriend asks you to trim the hedges, you grab the chainsaw, slice her in half, and end up going to prison.
Where you wait, patiently, for E-Day to arrive, and for Jack to rip open the door of your cell.

When someone can't open a door you say "Don't worry, I have the Code".

"When someone can't open a door you say "Don't worry, I have the Code".
"

Every time there's an earthquake, you scream "EMERGENCE HOLE!!!"

When walking down the street at night time you stay in the light at all costs, jumping/running through the dark patches in the street.

When theres a fork in the road you can press left trigger to go left or right trigger to go right

"When you take cover on every wall you see.
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When you make a topic expressing it on online forums.

I kid, I kid. I'm just not witty enough to come up with anything, so there you go.

You start dreaming about chainsaws and random slabs of concrete on the road.

you know youve played to much gears when you make a you know youve played to much...... thread on an internet forum

you try rolling up stairs.

Called a noob in halo for bunny hopping, but really you are trying to sprint away. 

When you put Marcus, Dom, Cole and Baird on your top 8 myspace friends. (Yes I've seen it before.)

"Termite said:

"JNYR said:

"When you take cover on every wall you see.
"

I second this
"

Tripled.
"

You try cutting firewood with an assault riffle

When you committed bloody murder...

when you've mastered the active reload on a water gun.

"you try rolling up stairs.
"

When you chainsaw random people on the street......

Oh wait...

"Blu_Magic said:

"you try rolling up stairs.
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F'ing LMAO, dude.

+1 for j00, bro.
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your asked to chop down a tree and you go to your gun safe.

when you name your son marcus

You trip on your xbox, destroy your disc and are totally devastated.

"You keep tying to active reload in Halo 3.
"

You see this thread on every Gears of War forum on the interwebs.

when you grunt everywhere you go

When someone mentions the type of bug locust. You sit there shaking your head because locust are far from small noise making bugs.

when you get EPIC tattooed on your lower back.

:(

You see an old person with Parkinson's disease and tell them they have a laggy connection.

Kill yourself in Cod4 with grenades because you are trying to reload

anytime you hear a beeping sound you think someone's aiming the hammer of dawn at you.

You hug walls and you call yourself marcus

You don't want to visit your family house because you know it is infested with Locust

In physics class all you can think about is that giant cube of meat.

when you see black birds you start shining a flood light at them

when your playing halo and your button mashing on A screaming why wont i go into cover

when you play call of duty and blow up your entire team trying to remember the controlls while your in a clan match with your friends then when you go into lunch your friend cory slams your head into the luch table for giving the other team the win.

when you've tried patenting the idea of a chainsaw gun.

Too much Gears?  Hulk not understand question.

When on the 16th of May 2007 approximately 0305 hours in Anaheim, California, you along with 3 of your clan members are walking home victorious from a tournament when a hooded man comes up to you holding you at gun point demanding all of your money whilst reaching for your wallet you grab your knife and turn and slice at the man knocking him to the floor you procede to slice him into little bits reminiscent of shooting an enemy into chunks with the shotgun in Gears of War. Despite being happy at what you have done the town doesn't seem to like it and start hunting for you, needless to say you had to leave the country pronto and you're currently living in the UK.

I hardly play Gears to be honest. =]

when there's an earthquake you scream "EMERGENCE DAY IS UPON US!!!"

...you think speaking to afriend will heal his injuries.  "Fight through the pain!"

You try active loading a real gun.