Jack Thompson is gonna love this [Small L&D spoiler]

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Posted by Lies (3985 posts) -
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#1 Posted by Lies (3985 posts) -
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#2 Posted by super_machine (2007 posts) -

You know Jack Thompson has been de-clawed.

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#3 Posted by End_Boss (3363 posts) -
WHAT FU-!!?!!!

This will either be the best or worst thing to ever happen to video games.
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#4 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6872 posts) -

Wow.

Is Rockstar trying too hard?
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#5 Posted by Hamz (6899 posts) -
super_machine said:
"You know Jack Thompson has been de-clawed."
Thats true but there are still plenty of lawyers within the Florida Bar willingto take up his cause for him.
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#6 Posted by Aurelito (792 posts) -

"MALE" Frontal nudity? it's gonna make some sexual problems for gay community, not normal guys.
Also Thompson has been out of business for a time.

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#7 Posted by Linkyshinks (11400 posts) -

It's high time we had full frontal cockage in games.

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#8 Posted by Claude (16651 posts) -

I've seen plenty of  "R" rated movies with a penis appearence. The Piano: Harvey Keitel. Maybe, Lost and Damned is an art film wrapped in a video game.

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#9 Posted by Dawglet (317 posts) -

Wow... seems kind of unnecessary.

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#10 Posted by Mercator (368 posts) -

I can only hope its hilariously cut into every scene like in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

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#11 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6872 posts) -
Aurelito said:
""MALE" Frontal nudity? it's gonna make some sexual problems for gay community, not normal guys.
Also Thompson has been out of business for a time."
That was your 69th post, LULZ!
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#12 Posted by SmugDarkLoser (5040 posts) -

You know, whatever, I don't care, but it has to be funny in the studio- everyone's working on their stuff and some guy is modeling a dick.  imagine the jokes the guys there make.

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#13 Posted by ParrapatehRappa (190 posts) -
Arkthemaniac said:
"Aurelito said:
""MALE" Frontal nudity? it's gonna make some sexual problems for gay community, not normal guys.
Also Thompson has been out of business for a time."
That was your 69th post, LULZ!"
Penis shmenis. As long as there's no men shitting in cups and eating it, I'm happy.
O.o
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#14 Posted by AndrewGaspar (2561 posts) -

I have GTA4 for the PS3, so I don't have to worry about seeing penis! =D ... =(

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#15 Posted by Lies (3985 posts) -

Yeah, I know Jack's been out of the game for a bit, but this is sure to stir up controversy, from some other source if not him. It's the first time we've ever really seen this in any videogame.

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#16 Posted by Kohe321 (3569 posts) -

No one cares what he says anyways, let him mumble his opinions to himself :p

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#17 Posted by auspiciousqueue (1307 posts) -

Could it potentially give him a heart attack?

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#18 Posted by brukaoru (5134 posts) -

Interesting, but being as this is DLC and not available via retail, wouldn't it have less restrictions?

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#19 Posted by Bucketdeth (8252 posts) -

I really don`t understand whats so "OMFG" about a penis, fuck, half the people here have penis's, from what I can tell, when you take a piss do you go "OMFG PENIS!!!1!!"

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#20 Posted by deactivated-57b1d7d14d4a5 (2945 posts) -

Oh no, not a penis!

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#21 Posted by tokyochicken (887 posts) -

"It's the first time we've ever seen a fully realistic 3D penis, complete with pubic bush."

Best line said in a news article ever.
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#22 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6872 posts) -
Bucketdeth said:
"I really don`t understand whats so "OMFG" about a penis, fuck, half the people here have penis's, from what I can tell, when you take a piss do you go "OMFG PENIS!!!1!!""
Pics plx.
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#23 Posted by HandsomeDead (11853 posts) -
Bucketdeth said:
"I really don`t understand whats so "OMFG" about a penis, fuck, half the people here have penis's, from what I can tell, when you take a piss do you go "OMFG PENIS!!!1!!""
Half? More like 99%.
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#24 Posted by ZeroCast (1882 posts) -

That ain't gonna go down will!

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#25 Posted by auspiciousqueue (1307 posts) -

First off, who does a business deal in the nude? Second off, why does it have to be a disgusting dude? Third, it is actually laughable. My curiosity was just too much, I had to watch it.

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#26 Posted by BiG_Weasel (566 posts) -

That'll get the game a AO rating for sure, and no major retailer will carry it. I have a feeling it'll be cut (circumcision joke there for ya) before the game ships.  The last thing video games need is controversy for controversy's sake.

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#27 Posted by tokyochicken (887 posts) -
BiG_Weasel said:
"That'll get the game a AO rating for sure, and no major retailer will carry it. I have a feeling it'll be cut (circumcision joke there for ya) before the game ships.  The last thing video games need is controversy for controversy's sake.
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But its Rockstar what can you expect from them at this point? lOh rockstar you skamps
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#28 Posted by Lies (3985 posts) -
BiG_Weasel said:
"That'll get the game a AO rating for sure, and no major retailer will carry it. I have a feeling it'll be cut (circumcision joke there for ya) before the game ships.  The last thing video games need is controversy for controversy's sake.
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It got an ESRB rating of M. Also: it's a download, store won't be carrying it.
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#29 Posted by Bucketdeth (8252 posts) -
HandsomeDead said:
"Bucketdeth said:
"I really don`t understand whats so "OMFG" about a penis, fuck, half the people here have penis's, from what I can tell, when you take a piss do you go "OMFG PENIS!!!1!!""
Half? More like 99%.
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You know what I meant silly goose, half = 99% : )
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#30 Posted by Fr0Br0 (3252 posts) -

This will be interesting. I wonder if it will cause a similar uproar as Hot Coffee. Personally I believe it shouldn't because it is just nudity, nothing sexual. Unlike Hot Coffee where you were in the act of sexing.

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#31 Posted by BoG (5390 posts) -

Sold.

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#32 Posted by albedos_shadow (1561 posts) -

I can never unsee that horrible lump of digital flesh. Thank you, Lies. Thank you.

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#33 Posted by SmugDarkLoser (5040 posts) -

^ the big deal with hot coffee was the fact that it wasn't in the ESRB description. 

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#34 Posted by Lies (3985 posts) -
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#36 Posted by V_Ben (119 posts) -

hot coffee mark 2 confirmed :P
In all seriousness, this is being blown out of proportion. its just a penis.

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#37 Posted by Claude (16651 posts) -

That was awesome, but it didn't move very much.

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#38 Posted by BoG (5390 posts) -

Oh, that's just disgusting. It's less what it is then imagining what it is. It's merely a flesh colored tube, but when you think about it, it's just icky.

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#39 Posted by HandsomeDead (11853 posts) -

Less than 20 seconds of poorly animated flaccid dick. Oh, think of the children!

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#40 Posted by Bucketdeth (8252 posts) -
HandsomeDead said:
"Less than 20 seconds of poorly animated flaccid dick. Oh, think of the children!
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This.
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#41 Posted by Endogene (5183 posts) -

Ha finally a reason to create a legitimate penis page. Hmmm object or concept?

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#42 Posted by End_Boss (3363 posts) -
Endogene said:
"Ha finally a reason to create a legitimate penis page. Hmmm object or concept?"
Concept, as there are peens both big and small.
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#43 Posted by BoG (5390 posts) -

Endogene will do anything for the points.

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#44 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8663 posts) -

Haha. That is some move. Rockstar is always pushing the limits.

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#45 Posted by Lies (3985 posts) -
BoG said:
"Endogene will do anything for the points."
Endogene is the top wiki editor for Rapelay
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#47 Posted by Systech (4190 posts) -
auspiciousqueue said:
"Could it potentially give him a heart attack?"
It's probably what they're intending.
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#48 Posted by thedez (146 posts) -

That'll teach you for buying a game without looking at the rating, the back of the book, or the freakin title.

Just watch the 1up video.  The scene is not gratuitous in the least.

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#49 Posted by BiG_Weasel (566 posts) -

At least its not gratuitous in the way that "Walk Hard" had that naked scene, or *BLECH* "Borat"

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#50 Posted by DoctorTran (1595 posts) -
Bucketdeth said:
"I really don`t understand whats so "OMFG" about a penis, fuck, half the people here have penis's, from what I can tell, when you take a piss do you go "OMFG PENIS!!!1!!""
Occasionally.

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