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    A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).

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    #1  Edited By Dan
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    Disclaimer

    -This document is (c) Dan "Da_Real_DAN" Daniels. **All rights reserved.** You are encouraged,
    however, to add your own suggestions!

    - Da_Real_DAN

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    I. Advanced Tactics

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    I. ADVANCED TACTICS
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    CUTLERY/...................Don't be fooled. Though sometimes you may be presented with a
    knife and fork when eating a burger at a restaurant, these are a red herring that the
    developers left in for beginners. To maximise your efficiency, learn to grapple the burger
    with your hands.

    THE REVERSE/...............The underside of the burger is thinner and weaker than the top
    side. To prevent the spillage of vital burger juices or the breakup of this 'underbap', turn
    your burger upside down to eat it. It's less messy, and more practical!

    THE NAPKIN/................A thin paper square, intended to wipe up errant juices or catch
    food on your lap, can be put to more efficient use by the experienced player by clasping it
    around your burger during consumption. For when your sloppy joe is too sloppy to just rely
    on The Reverse alone

    THE SQUEEZE/...............Sometimes you'll encounter a tall burger. Later in the game,
    they can become double or even triple layered. The Squeeze is a maneuver that requires great
    precision. By applying pressure on the top and bottom of the burger, you can compress it to
    a more manageable bite-size. The downside is that without due care and attention, you can
    incur accidental content-ejection from the rear of the burger. The skill comes in balancing
    the pressure evenly accross the front and the back of the burger.


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