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    A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).

    Drink that best complements a good burger.

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    #101  Edited By AURON570

    Nestea/Sprite. i'll never understand the demand for unsweetened iced tea in america.

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    #102  Edited By Jimbo7676

    I've always enjoyed an ice cold Dr. Pepper with most foods.

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    #103  Edited By TomA

    Coke

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    #104  Edited By sparky_buzzsaw

    I've gotta give my burger liquid accoutrement love to a Malibu and diet Pepsi Max.

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    #105  Edited By Yit

    ROOT BEER.

    /THREAD

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    #106  Edited By StaticFalconar

    Good ole water. Makes you really taste the burger more when you keep cleaning your tongue.

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    #107  Edited By get2sammyb

    Pepsi Max.

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    #108  Edited By Hexpane
    BiffMcBlumpkin said:
    "

    Not including beer, otherwise that would dominate the answers.

    The answer is ice cold chocolate milk made with Hershey's and whole milk. After the two ingredients are combined, it must be put in the freezer for 15 minutes. People sometimes scoff at a grown man drinking chocolate milk, those kinds of people are enormous shitheads.

    "
    I like your posts Biff, I really do.  But first of all, Hersey's makes the worst chocolate in the world.  Their "chocolate" is like 98% corn syrup.  I plead w/ you to try a real chocolate.  Anything but that vile Hersey's.  Hersey's chocolate is like Dominos is to pizza.  It resembles pizza, millions of fat americans think it is pizza, but it is not pizza.  It simply has ingredients that look a little like what you would put on a pizza.

    2ndly the idea of drinking milk is vile. Milk is not a drink, it is liquid food.  Milk is for babies.  And cow milk is for baby cows.  If you insist on having this baby food fetish, you should man up and drink it straight from the human boob. 

    Adults drinking the breast milk of a hefer is similar to drinking crocodile poop.  Sure it's legal in most states, but that does not make it any less of a sin against beverages.

    Would you put a bunch of crushed green beans into a glass, pour 6 oz of corn syrup on top and declare that a refreshing beverage?  Of course you may, because that is the exact same thing as this "chocolate milk" you speak of.

    That being said I mostly agree w/ the commoners who have championed classic coke in a cold/frosty glass.   While coke is also filled w/ the devil's piss (corn syrup) their magically evil formula at least does not have the viscosity of monkey spunk, like chocolate milk does.

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    #109  Edited By inzader

    Nothing like a Shake from Jack in the Box.  Man, Makes me wish I could live in the US.

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    #110  Edited By citizenkane

    Nothing beats the classic glass of Coca-Cola.

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    #111  Edited By Hexpane

    everyone who said water wins

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    #112  Edited By Chummy8

    No beer?

    Chocolate Milkshake.

    If you're not into chocolate, then have a Vanilla milkshake.

    Pure heaven.

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    #113  Edited By SpinCookie

    Milk? That's weird.  I know we can't say beer, but an ice cold Harpoon IPA or Sam's would be perfect.

    Other than that I gotta say Dr. Pepper.

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    #114  Edited By Cogito

    Root Beer,

    Or a "Big Kahuna Shake".

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    #115  Edited By Gunner
    Hexpane said:
    "BiffMcBlumpkin said:
    "

    Not including beer, otherwise that would dominate the answers.

    The answer is ice cold chocolate milk made with Hershey's and whole milk. After the two ingredients are combined, it must be put in the freezer for 15 minutes. People sometimes scoff at a grown man drinking chocolate milk, those kinds of people are enormous shitheads.

    "
    I like your posts Biff, I really do.  But first of all, Hersey's makes the worst chocolate in the world.  Their "chocolate" is like 98% corn syrup.  I plead w/ you to try a real chocolate.  Anything but that vile Hersey's.  Hersey's chocolate is like Dominos is to pizza.  It resembles pizza, millions of fat americans think it is pizza, but it is not pizza.  It simply has ingredients that look a little like what you would put on a pizza.

    2ndly the idea of drinking milk is vile. Milk is not a drink, it is liquid food.  Milk is for babies.  And cow milk is for baby cows.  If you insist on having this baby food fetish, you should man up and drink it straight from the human boob. 

    Adults drinking the breast milk of a hefer is similar to drinking crocodile poop.  Sure it's legal in most states, but that does not make it any less of a sin against beverages.

    Would you put a bunch of crushed green beans into a glass, pour 6 oz of corn syrup on top and declare that a refreshing beverage?  Of course you may, because that is the exact same thing as this "chocolate milk" you speak of.

    That being said I mostly agree w/ the commoners who have championed classic coke in a cold/frosty glass.   While coke is also filled w/ the devil's piss (corn syrup) their magically evil formula at least does not have the viscosity of monkey spunk, like chocolate milk does.

    "
    If its not chocolate than what is it? It is infact chocolate, the only thing that makes it different from its eropean counterparts is the fast that Hersey used sour milk to make his chocolate bar because it made the chocolate easier to produce. Thats why there is a distinct sour flavor to the chocolate that millions of people love.

    as for milk, you are fucking crazy if you think crushing green beans is the same thing as chocolate milk.

    Also, blind taste test prove that people cannot tell the difference between sugar and corn syrup.
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    #116  Edited By Hexpane
    Gunner said:
     
     
    "
    If its not chocolate than what is it? It is infact chocolate, the only thing that makes it different from its eropean counterparts is the fast that Hersey used sour milk to make his chocolate bar because it made the chocolate easier to produce. Thats why there is a distinct sour flavor to the chocolate that millions of people love.

    as for milk, you are fucking crazy if you think crushing green beans is the same thing as chocolate milk.

    Also, blind taste test prove that people cannot tell the difference between sugar and corn syrup."
    Hersey's uses corn syrup and a has a lower % cocoa.  That's what makes it "less chocolate" and it also tastes horrible.  There are plenty of USA made chocolates w/ a high cocoa %.  Millions of people eat herseys the same reason millions of people bought Nsync albums.  Millions of people are sheep, have poor tastes, and let advertising decide what they should like.

    Where did you hear people can not tell the diff between pure cane sugar and corn syrup???  Was that perhaps a study funded by the corn refiners of america? The same lobby group that has commercials on TV now trying to promote corn syrup as good?  ROFL

    Face it, america got bamboozled for decades by the corn lobbies.  Corn is a federally subsidized product.  Corn refiners are essentially WELFARE corporations sucking tax dollars to overproduce corn, and instead of just selling corn, they overly process it into a syrup and it goes into almost every processed food you can buy. 

    That is called WELFARE, socialism and dietary dictatorship. 

    Corn Syrup is the devil's piss!~
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    #117  Edited By gunslinger

    If I'm having a burger, the drink has to be something that goes with the burger, so nothing fizzy is really that good to me...

    Usually, I go for some Ribena, or some good milk.
    But if I'm having milk, it HAS to be in a cylindrical glass.
    A small glass will not do at all.

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    #118  Edited By GmLx

    Sprite ;)

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    #119  Edited By jakob187
    Man, did I ever reply to this topic?  I don't know...and I'm not gonna bother surfing.  If I did, ignore what I said before...unless it matches what I say now.

    BiffMcBlumpkin
    said:
    "I dig chocolate milk with anything that isn't citrusy, in my world it goes good with almost everything. You wouldn't last a day in my world."
    Dood, milk goes with ABSOLUTELY everything.  Spasagna, burgers, Philly cheesesteak, chicken, bread, Cheetos, EVERYTHING!!!  Chocolate milk is really good as well, but I'm more a fan of just straight-up 2% milk.  MMMM-MMMM!!!

    And Hexpane...your hatred for the amazingness of milk is more vile than any "Devil's piss" you come up with!!!  Then again, you have a Klingon...or a Romulan...or whatever... for an avatar, so I expected an elitest response.  =  P
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    #120  Edited By vidiot

    Mac and Jacks....wait no beer?

    ...TC is a Communist. :P

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    #121  Edited By MisterSpiffy

    Gotta go with Coke.

    Orange Cream Jones Soda is good, too, though.

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    #122  Edited By doonee63

    Mebbe some A and a lil bit of double U

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    #123  Edited By CreamyGoodness

    coke or 7up. preferably coke. it goes down better

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    #124  Edited By BlackWaterCO

    Orange Soda over powers beef

    I rock dark sodas usually when enjoying a good chesseburger

    Dr. Pepper, Pepsi...their fail safes

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    #125  Edited By Shadow

    I didn't read through this entire thing, but if no one has mentioned this yet, I pity you all.  SLURPEE

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    #126  Edited By Captain_Fookup

    Malt Liquor.

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    #127  Edited By Wright

    Iced Coffee. But not the Mcdonald's garbage. Or a good ol' coke.

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    #128  Edited By suneku

    almost any soda

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    #129  Edited By theduke

    Coke, Dr. Pepper or Root Beer

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    #130  Edited By Lelouch_0

    Water.


    Yep.

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    #131  Edited By the8bitNacho

    Coke is the first thing that comes to mind, so that's what I'm gonna go with on this one.

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    #132  Edited By mandeponium

    Dr. Pepper.  Especially if the fries with the burger are really good.

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    #133  Edited By psmgamer

    Dr. Pepper

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    #134  Edited By Optiow

    I say a good Coke.
    well ataually I just mix a bit of every drink.

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    #135  Edited By HiroSeven

    Got Milk?

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    #136  Edited By 04JETTA

    Nesquick Double Chocolate milk about to have some later today with Wendys

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    #137  Edited By ZombiePie

    A thick strawberry milkshake

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    #138  Edited By Quadrifoglio

    A nice, thick chocolate milkshake.

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    dirty bath water

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    #140  Edited By Wolverine
    Vaxadrin said:
    "Unsweetened Iced Tea"
    Ugh gross, you have to have it sweetened!
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    the original h20

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    #142  Edited By JJOR64

    Some tasty orange soda.

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    #143  Edited By Six

    TaP soda... so i keep my SP up? ok.  not really

    burgers and Dr Pepper usually... but that isn't very good.  with beer if i am at home

    for a really good burger.  just ice water... no need to taint the taste with a drink aftertaste

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    #144  Edited By Linkyshinks

    Natural Root Beer, or Sarsaparilla.

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    #145  Edited By Commando

    Sweet tea

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    #146  Edited By ValkyrieGoddess

    I've been told that Chocolate slim fast is Great with a Burger.

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    #147  Edited By auspiciousqueue

    Unsweet Tea

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    #148  Edited By Bardon

    Depending on the type of burger.. Milkshake or a softdrink.

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    #149  Edited By Cynical_M

    Milkshake or root beer for me....

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    #150  Edited By GioVANNI

    A classic coke, or a chocolate milkshake.

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