Dude what the balls?

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#1 Edited by phlegms (1622 posts) -

So I went to Burger King today and was surprised to find they now had a "Ceaser Salad Angus Burger". What the fudge is up with that? It had all the traditional makings of  burger (2 slabs of Angus mince, crispy bacon, bun) along with the ingredients for a Chicken Ceaser Salad without the chicken ( Ceaser Salad Sauce, Parmesan Cheese Shavings, Lettuce, Fried Onion croûton things). I purchased it, and heres my verdict; SOME SHIT SHOULD STAY ON THE DRAWING BOARD. Why did they think this would be a good idea? The Parmesan was poor quality and there was too much of it, the dressing/sauce was a weird fake garlic type and there was way too much of it once again. Eating it just felt weird and wrong somehow.  The experience just re-iterated why I usually avoid fast food type places..

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#2 Posted by MasturbatingBear (1804 posts) -

lol burger/taco.

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#3 Posted by phlegms (1622 posts) -
@MasturbatingBear: You sir are a fucking racist.
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#4 Posted by jakob187 (22934 posts) -

lol Burger King 
 
Bad burgers are bad.

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#5 Posted by addictedtopinescent (3634 posts) -

Well that sounds pretty good, Im pretty sure it would be great if it was homemade, with good cheese and real toppings and whatever

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#6 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6649 posts) -

Who eats at Burger King? Wendy's is where it's at.

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#7 Posted by MasturbatingBear (1804 posts) -
@phlegms: whoa lets back the fuck off. Your people started this. stay away from our burgers.
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#8 Posted by Absurd (2932 posts) -
@jakob187 said:
" lol Burger King  Bad burgers are bad. "
BAD BURGERS? Surely there is no such thing.
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#9 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6649 posts) -
@jakob187 said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" Who eats at Burger King? Wendy's is where it's at. "
Whataburger is where it's at.  Wendy's is second place. "
What's Whataburger?
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#10 Posted by jakob187 (22934 posts) -
@TheMustacheHero said:
" Who eats at Burger King? Wendy's is where it's at. "
Whataburger is where it's at.  Wendy's is second place.
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#11 Posted by cjmhockey (245 posts) -
@TheMustacheHero said:
" @jakob187 said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" Who eats at Burger King? Wendy's is where it's at. "
Whataburger is where it's at.  Wendy's is second place. "
What's Whataburger? "
Ya, my thoughts exactly what is Whataburger?
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#12 Posted by Gamer_152 (14481 posts) -

I imagine the only time anyone would buy this "burger" would be if they wanted to go to Burger King but still wanted to fool themselves into thinking they were having the healthy option. A bit like when people buy those salads from KFC.

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#13 Posted by William (445 posts) -
@jakob187: hurrr
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#14 Posted by rjayb89 (7811 posts) -

Rally's (Checkers) is where it's at.

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#15 Posted by OwnlyUzinWonHan (1554 posts) -

Yeah, Checkers is king.
Last time I went to BK was to get an Angry Whopper and oh man was that a disappointment.
I'm only ever eating there again if I'm in dire need of a milkshake.

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#16 Posted by Bucketdeth (8252 posts) -

What the balls, lol.

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#17 Posted by Branthog (5777 posts) -

I just can't do fast food anymore.
 
+ At least 50% of the time, the meat tastes like it has been sitting around in the warmer for a couple hours instead of being fresh.
+ At least 70% of the time, my burger is wrong (it isn't complex -- no L, T, O -- add LOTS of pickle). They usually put on L, T, or O and they often take "lots of pickle" to mean "one extra piece of pickle" or "NO pickle at all".
+ At least 30% of the time, something is missing in my order.
+ At least 20% of the time, the person can't even speak English (this increases to about 70% of the time back home on the coast). I mean, not that I are, but if your entire job revolves around talking to people, shouldn't you be able to speak their language so you can get their food right? I actually once said "cheeseburger with lots of extra pickle". What did i get? I got a cheeseburger on a tray... and on the tray was a paper bag. He actually thought when I said "pickle" I was saying "paper bag".
 
It's just too much of a hassle and a waste of money (when you end up with missing food or something you didn't even want) all for the sake of stuffing your body with something that's going to speed your death along in the first place.

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#18 Posted by phlegms (1622 posts) -
@MasturbatingBear: You want to start a race war mutha fucka ? I will man, dont push me. You saw what my people did to the bagel industry. Those foolz are in the ground now.
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#19 Posted by lordofultima (6582 posts) -

Whataburger = Waterburger. It's shit, don't listen to him.

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#20 Posted by phlegms (1622 posts) -

Gourmet Burger Kitchen is where its at, in Ireland anyway.

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#21 Posted by DRooPZ (91 posts) -

shoulda stuck with the whopper

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#22 Posted by teh_destroyer (3693 posts) -
@DRooPZ said:
" shoulda stuck with the whopper
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Now thats a whopper, whenever I order one its like half that size :(.
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#23 Posted by turbomonkey138 (5280 posts) -
@TheMustacheHero said:
" Who eats at Burger King? Wendy's is where it's at. "
Not in the UK
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#24 Posted by Tiwi (1422 posts) -

OMG A BUMP!!!
also  NO WENDY's IN EUROPE!

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#25 Edited by momentarylogic (444 posts) -

five guys is the shits. 
 

 
 
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#26 Posted by Gizmo (5467 posts) -
@TheMustacheHero said:
" Who eats at Burger King? Wendy's is where it's at. "
Who eats at shitty fast food resteraunts? Cooking is where it's at.
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#27 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6649 posts) -
@Gizmo said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" Who eats at Burger King? Wendy's is where it's at. "
Who eats at shitty fast food resteraunts? Cooking is where it's at. "
Who cooks? Starving is where it's at.
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#28 Posted by DRooPZ (91 posts) -
@teh_destroyer: I usually have a triple myself, lately though I've been eating their double cheeseburgers only a buck a piece last I checked. 
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#29 Posted by harris (841 posts) -
@momentarylogic said:
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five guys is the shits. 
 

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Agreed, Five Guys is superior.
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#30 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8020 posts) -

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