Hamburger Haiku

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#1  Edited By MadMatr07

Post your hamburget haikus right here. It is a 5-7-5 syllable poem incase you needed refreshing here's mine...

Beef Burger Tasty.
Tofu Burger is a lie.
Beautiful Angus.

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#2  Edited By Jandurin

I eat a burger
This makes me very happy
Now to eat the fries

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#3  Edited By MadMatr07

Wow, there is a lack of creativity on these boards lol

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#4  Edited By Protocol

Should I use the grill

Or simply get in the car
And drive to my burger?
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#5  Edited By KnightsofRound

Burgers taste the good
They are extremely awesome
I want a burger.

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Burger burger bur
ger burger burger burger
Bur burger burger

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#7  Edited By DXSSI

You give me burger
I give you green cash money
I get better deal

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#8  Edited By Evilross

Burger you seem round
Your taste makes me love you so.
Now I need some fries.

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#9  Edited By PowerBombYo

Hunk of beef in hand
Slap some cheese on that meat chunk
Now get your grub on

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#10  Edited By DJ_Lae

Glistening grilled patty
Caressed with sauce, gooey cheese
Moist mouth explosion

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#11  Edited By OGCartman

Burgers Are Tasty
I love to eat them alot
Burgers Are Tasty

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#12  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

Hot fire burn burger
Readying my condiments
Cause I spit hot fire

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#13  Edited By Acid_Muffin

Delicious Burger
It has a yummy flavor
nom nom nom nom nom

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#14  Edited By Homer

Burgers Are Good
I like to own them
Burgers are Great

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#15  Edited By JerryArr

Buns like fluffy cloud.
Lettuce like the leafy tree.
Meat like tasty cow.

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#16  Edited By Happy_Cloud

A burger in my hand
invokes in me
much pleasantness and bliss

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#17  Edited By brukaoru
psychomode said:
"Burger burger bur
ger burger burger burger
Bur burger burger "
Rofl .This is full of win!
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#18  Edited By HazBazz

I once ate a bun
with meat in the middle, dave.
I'll order two more.

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#19  Edited By Suicrat

Cheese is your best friend
I am your worst enemy
Because I eat you

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#20  Edited By lordofultima

Beef sandwich delight
In the dark, you will fear me
Step into the light

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#21  Edited By Quadrifoglio

Big chunk of meat
Slapped between two buns
Tasty with ketchup

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#22  Edited By MadMatr07

Wow, a book should be written filled with these.

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#23  Edited By Mardarkin

Sizzling beef between
sliced white bun.
Relish.

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#24  Edited By cspiffo

Heart attack on bun
With tasty bacon and cheese
Die a happy man

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#25  Edited By Anonymous

Burgers are very good.
I would have a burger now.
But it is Breakfast.

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#26  Edited By BiggerBomb

Hamburgers I love,
Peter Lugar completes you,
A good hearty meal.

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#27  Edited By CreamyGoodness

beef bacon and cheese

this is what i want now please
mmm burgers tasty
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#28  Edited By vilhelmnielsen

Thank you spicy meat
between two buns of bread
you make me happy

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#29  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
lordofultima said:
"A beef sandwich delight
In the dark, you will fear me"

I'd like this on a bumper sticker.
Just those two lines.
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#30  Edited By lordofultima
BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"lordofultima said:
"A beef sandwich delight
In the dark, you will fear me"
I'd like this on a bumper sticker.
Just those two lines."
Yeah, I didn't mean to put the A there, it's supposed to be 5-7-5 on the syllable count, I believe anyway.
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#31  Edited By Claude

I am a big clown,
upside down, that is my frown,
I eat my burger.

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#32  Edited By MadMatr07

I want burger bad.
Wisdom Teeth sores do remain.
Burger come again.

(Inspired by the removal of my wisdom teeth yesterday. I can't have a tasty burger until I heal. I am in such a dark place right now.)

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#33  Edited By aaox

                                                                                                                                     WHY DOTH THOU
                                                                                                                          YONDER DEEP FRIED SAMMICH,         
                                                                                                                               CLOGGETH MY ARTERIES?

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#34  Edited By hazelnutman

This hamburger bun
Embraces the juicy meat.
Eat until I puke.

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#35  Edited By Arkthemaniac

Pick up my burger.
Oh shit, a cockroach within.
Gonna fuckin sue.

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#36  Edited By hazelnutman
Arkthemaniac said:
"Pick up my burger.
Oh shit, a cockroach within.
Gonna fuckin sue."
This one wins :D
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#37  Edited By Jensonb

Veggie Burger is
A total waste of time
Go eat meat sissy

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#38  Edited By Seanakin66

I like Hamburgers
As much as the Frankfurters
But Berliners RULE.

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#39  Edited By swamplord666

a free burger for me,
tasty but saw it was off,
"curse you!" says stomach.

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#40  Edited By gunslinger

Cheese on my burger,
Makes it taste good in my mouth.
Where is the bacon?

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#41  Edited By momoko

Vegetarians
We see burgers and we sigh
Desire, have not

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