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    A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).

    Hamburger Haiku

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    #1  Edited By MadMatr07

    Post your hamburget haikus right here. It is a 5-7-5 syllable poem incase you needed refreshing here's mine...

    Beef Burger Tasty.
    Tofu Burger is a lie.
    Beautiful Angus.

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    #2  Edited By Jandurin

    I eat a burger
    This makes me very happy
    Now to eat the fries

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    #3  Edited By MadMatr07

    Wow, there is a lack of creativity on these boards lol

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    #4  Edited By Protocol

    Should I use the grill

    Or simply get in the car
    And drive to my burger?
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    #5  Edited By KnightsofRound

    Burgers taste the good
    They are extremely awesome
    I want a burger.

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    Burger burger bur
    ger burger burger burger
    Bur burger burger

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    #7  Edited By DXSSI

    You give me burger
    I give you green cash money
    I get better deal

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    #8  Edited By Evilross

    Burger you seem round
    Your taste makes me love you so.
    Now I need some fries.

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    #9  Edited By PowerBombYo

    Hunk of beef in hand
    Slap some cheese on that meat chunk
    Now get your grub on

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    #10  Edited By DJ_Lae

    Glistening grilled patty
    Caressed with sauce, gooey cheese
    Moist mouth explosion

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    #11  Edited By OGCartman

    Burgers Are Tasty
    I love to eat them alot
    Burgers Are Tasty

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    #12  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

    Hot fire burn burger
    Readying my condiments
    Cause I spit hot fire

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    #13  Edited By Acid_Muffin

    Delicious Burger
    It has a yummy flavor
    nom nom nom nom nom

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    #14  Edited By Homer

    Burgers Are Good
    I like to own them
    Burgers are Great

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    #15  Edited By JerryArr

    Buns like fluffy cloud.
    Lettuce like the leafy tree.
    Meat like tasty cow.

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    #16  Edited By Happy_Cloud

    A burger in my hand
    invokes in me
    much pleasantness and bliss

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    #17  Edited By brukaoru
    psychomode said:
    "Burger burger bur
    ger burger burger burger
    Bur burger burger "
    Rofl .This is full of win!
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    #18  Edited By HazBazz

    I once ate a bun
    with meat in the middle, dave.
    I'll order two more.

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    #19  Edited By Suicrat

    Cheese is your best friend
    I am your worst enemy
    Because I eat you

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    #20  Edited By lordofultima

    Beef sandwich delight
    In the dark, you will fear me
    Step into the light

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    #21  Edited By Quadrifoglio

    Big chunk of meat
    Slapped between two buns
    Tasty with ketchup

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    #22  Edited By MadMatr07

    Wow, a book should be written filled with these.

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    #23  Edited By Mardarkin

    Sizzling beef between
    sliced white bun.
    Relish.

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    #24  Edited By cspiffo

    Heart attack on bun
    With tasty bacon and cheese
    Die a happy man

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    #25  Edited By Anonymous

    Burgers are very good.
    I would have a burger now.
    But it is Breakfast.

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    #26  Edited By BiggerBomb

    Hamburgers I love,
    Peter Lugar completes you,
    A good hearty meal.

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    #27  Edited By CreamyGoodness

    beef bacon and cheese

    this is what i want now please
    mmm burgers tasty
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    #28  Edited By vilhelmnielsen

    Thank you spicy meat
    between two buns of bread
    you make me happy

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    #29  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
    lordofultima said:
    "A beef sandwich delight
    In the dark, you will fear me"

    I'd like this on a bumper sticker.
    Just those two lines.
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    #30  Edited By lordofultima
    BiffMcBlumpkin said:
    "lordofultima said:
    "A beef sandwich delight
    In the dark, you will fear me"
    I'd like this on a bumper sticker.
    Just those two lines."
    Yeah, I didn't mean to put the A there, it's supposed to be 5-7-5 on the syllable count, I believe anyway.
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    #31  Edited By Claude

    I am a big clown,
    upside down, that is my frown,
    I eat my burger.

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    #32  Edited By MadMatr07

    I want burger bad.
    Wisdom Teeth sores do remain.
    Burger come again.

    (Inspired by the removal of my wisdom teeth yesterday. I can't have a tasty burger until I heal. I am in such a dark place right now.)

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    #33  Edited By aaox

                                                                                                                                         WHY DOTH THOU
                                                                                                                              YONDER DEEP FRIED SAMMICH,         
                                                                                                                                   CLOGGETH MY ARTERIES?

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    #34  Edited By hazelnutman

    This hamburger bun
    Embraces the juicy meat.
    Eat until I puke.

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    #35  Edited By Arkthemaniac

    Pick up my burger.
    Oh shit, a cockroach within.
    Gonna fuckin sue.

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    #36  Edited By hazelnutman
    Arkthemaniac said:
    "Pick up my burger.
    Oh shit, a cockroach within.
    Gonna fuckin sue."
    This one wins :D
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    #37  Edited By Jensonb

    Veggie Burger is
    A total waste of time
    Go eat meat sissy

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    #38  Edited By Seanakin66

    I like Hamburgers
    As much as the Frankfurters
    But Berliners RULE.

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    #39  Edited By swamplord666

    a free burger for me,
    tasty but saw it was off,
    "curse you!" says stomach.

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    #40  Edited By gunslinger

    Cheese on my burger,
    Makes it taste good in my mouth.
    Where is the bacon?

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    #41  Edited By momoko

    Vegetarians
    We see burgers and we sigh
    Desire, have not

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