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#1  Edited By Nogert

I have just eaten a burger and encountered a problem, this has happened many times. As my burger was cooking it shrunk in size and no longer fit the bun, the problem is that you have to eat nothing but bun for about 3 bites before you actually get to the burger, this just totally ruins the experience as it blandifies your taste buds.

Remember ALWAYS compensate for burger shrinkidge, buy smaller buns, even if your burger is bigger.

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#2  Edited By NotaStalker

MOAR meat = bigger buns. I LIKE BIG BUNS AND I CANNOT LIE

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#3  Edited By Jensonb
Nogert said:
"I have just eaten a burger and encountered a problem, this has happened many times. As my burger was cooking it shrunk in size and no longer fit the bun, the problem is that you have to eat nothing but bun for about 3 bites before you actually get to the burger, this just totally ruins the experience as it blandifies your taste buds.

Remember ALWAYS compensate for burger shrinkidge, buy smaller buns, even if your burger is bigger."
Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.
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#4  Edited By Karl_Boss

Why not tear off some of the bun...

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#5  Edited By MutenMiller

Dude I hate that. I'm sure other UK Bombers can agree, regular Birdseye hamburgers are the worst. They shrink to the size of pennies.

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#6  Edited By Jensonb
Unknown_Pleasures said:
"Why not tear off some of the bun..."
Well then you'd be wasting bun. Or, if you still ate it anyway, what was the point tearing it off?
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#7  Edited By Jandurin

Learn to make your burgers widers.

Assuming you're making your own burgers?

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#8  Edited By Nogert
Unknown_Pleasures said:
"Why not tear off some of the bun...
"
Yeah it just feels like too much waste, the amount of bun that would have needed to be torn off would have been half the meal.
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#9  Edited By RVonE

Couldn't you just buy larger burgers?

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#10  Edited By Pakorn

That costs more. Go the way of Burger King's Steak house and just flatten the same amount of meat out to a wider surface area. Then put, um, mashed potatoes on it?

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#11  Edited By sdodd02

just use more meat? haha

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#12  Edited By Homer
Jensonb said:
"Nogert said:
"I have just eaten a burger and encountered a problem, this has happened many times. As my burger was cooking it shrunk in size and no longer fit the bun, the problem is that you have to eat nothing but bun for about 3 bites before you actually get to the burger, this just totally ruins the experience as it blandifies your taste buds.

Remember ALWAYS compensate for burger shrinkidge, buy smaller buns, even if your burger is bigger."
Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.
"

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