in 10 words, describe why you like hamburgers

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#1  Edited By dreamachine

might as well start:

hamburgers... hamburgers, hamburgers, hamburgers, hamburgers! hamburgers! hamburgers! hamburgers! hamburgers!!!

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#2  Edited By Karmum

hamburgers are heart attacks on buns but they taste awesome.

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#3  Edited By dreamachine
armacore said:
"I like hamburgers because they make love to my tastebuds.
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mmmm sexy meaty tongue love!
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#4  Edited By Thriteenthmonkey

They are freaking delicious

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#5  Edited By DJ_LaFleur

I like hamburgers because they are totally, like, delicious, man!

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#6  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

I can do it in one word:

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#7  Edited By Karl_Boss

I like my hamburgers because they are Gods greatest invention.

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#8  Edited By Foil1212

I like burgers because I like to eat big meat!!!!!

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#9  Edited By pbhawks45

Because ground up meat cooked is amazing!

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#10  Edited By blu_magnet

Taste good and satisfy me a lot

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#11  Edited By salavaster

A great hamburger can make you cry.

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#12  Edited By Jensonb

Because they're easy to make and very tasty too

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#13  Edited By AnxiousTube

burgers make me feel like I'm a natural dude

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#14  Edited By Termite

Because they cannot be taken seriously, which is very good

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#15  Edited By sgraffam

om nom nom nom.....

om nom nom nom nom nom....

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#16  Edited By tanline

i like hamburgers because i hate communism!

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#17  Edited By baldonetoo

Clogged arteries be damned, I love me some dead cows!

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#18  Edited By RowdyRob
baldonetoo said:
"Clogged arteries be damned, I love me some dead cows!"
Ham doesn't come from cows...

Hamburgers are food for Gods and make me feel warm.
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#19  Edited By kush

They are delicious and nutritious, but not really. Still delicious.

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#20  Edited By Agentfred
RowdyRob said:
"baldonetoo said:
"Clogged arteries be damned, I love me some dead cows!"
Ham doesn't come from cows...

Hamburgers are food for Gods and make me feel warm.
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It's beef.
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#21  Edited By epic_pets

They are easy to eat.

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#22  Edited By Hyperesthesiac

Holy guacamole I need me some In-n-Out NOW!

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#23  Edited By JonnyK

Hamburger, cheese, buns, bacon, these things make burgers great! Yeah!

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#24  Edited By Mister_Snig

Hamburgers are really tasty. Hamburgers, hamburgers, hamburgers, hamburgers, hamburgers, hamburgers.

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#25  Edited By Sibroma

Mostly because hotdogs are for suckers. Burger, burger, hamburger, burger, hamburger!

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#26  Edited By Gmanall

 They take me to a new place up, very high.

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#27  Edited By PenguinNerd

I like hamburgers because they are...
Heavenly
Awesome
Mouthwatering
Beautiful
Unequaled
Radical
Great
Excellent
Remarkable
Satisfying

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#28  Edited By Carlos

Hamburgers make me feel like I'm going to explode anytime

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#29  Edited By Cleonicus

Plain hamburgers are my favorite hangover cure. Grease plus bread :) :)

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#30  Edited By Whisperkill

Hamburgers are great

juicy goodness on a bun

stomach satisfied

 

 

and that was a haiku.... damn i cant believe i pulled that off

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#31  Edited By nubsway

They are the best thing to happen to food, Period!

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#32  Edited By Homer
Hamburgers make you feel like your a freaking bad ass
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#33  Edited By Shimmy

Because sometimes in life, you just gotta have some beef.

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#34  Edited By BiggerBomb

You see this haiku?
Everyone reading it,
Knows hamburgers rule.

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#35  Edited By JimmyJackJones

Hamburgers topped with cheese make me happy, in my mouth

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#36  Edited By Systech

Hamburgers: the epitomy of my love barbecue.

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#37  Edited By Jolly_Lolly

 They are better than hot dogs, yes I said it.

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#38  Edited By Shawn

I'd rather die eating a hamburger than live without one.

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#39  Edited By hazelnutman

Hamburgers are so freakin awesome that they turn me on.

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#40  Edited By Anonymous

I like Hamburgers because they taste quite good.

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#41  Edited By calf_exercises

I love hamburgers because they are the turds of jesus

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