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    A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).

    in 10 words, describe why you like hamburgers

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    #1  Edited By dreamachine

    might as well start:

    hamburgers... hamburgers, hamburgers, hamburgers, hamburgers! hamburgers! hamburgers! hamburgers! hamburgers!!!

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    #2  Edited By Karmum

    hamburgers are heart attacks on buns but they taste awesome.

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    #3  Edited By dreamachine
    armacore said:
    "I like hamburgers because they make love to my tastebuds.
    "
    mmmm sexy meaty tongue love!
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    #4  Edited By Thriteenthmonkey

    They are freaking delicious

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    #5  Edited By DJ_LaFleur

    I like hamburgers because they are totally, like, delicious, man!

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    #6  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    I can do it in one word:

    AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #7  Edited By Karl_Boss

    I like my hamburgers because they are Gods greatest invention.

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    #8  Edited By Foil1212

    I like burgers because I like to eat big meat!!!!!

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    #9  Edited By pbhawks45

    Because ground up meat cooked is amazing!

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    #10  Edited By blu_magnet

    Taste good and satisfy me a lot

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    #11  Edited By salavaster

    A great hamburger can make you cry.

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    #12  Edited By Jensonb

    Because they're easy to make and very tasty too

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    #13  Edited By AnxiousTube

    burgers make me feel like I'm a natural dude

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    #14  Edited By Termite

    Because they cannot be taken seriously, which is very good

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    #15  Edited By sgraffam

    om nom nom nom.....

    om nom nom nom nom nom....

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    #16  Edited By tanline

    i like hamburgers because i hate communism!

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    #17  Edited By baldonetoo

    Clogged arteries be damned, I love me some dead cows!

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    #18  Edited By RowdyRob
    baldonetoo said:
    "Clogged arteries be damned, I love me some dead cows!"
    Ham doesn't come from cows...

    Hamburgers are food for Gods and make me feel warm.
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    #19  Edited By kush

    They are delicious and nutritious, but not really. Still delicious.

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    #20  Edited By Agentfred
    RowdyRob said:
    "baldonetoo said:
    "Clogged arteries be damned, I love me some dead cows!"
    Ham doesn't come from cows...

    Hamburgers are food for Gods and make me feel warm.
    "
    It's beef.
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    #21  Edited By epic_pets

    They are easy to eat.

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    #22  Edited By Hyperesthesiac

    Holy guacamole I need me some In-n-Out NOW!

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    #23  Edited By JonnyK

    Hamburger, cheese, buns, bacon, these things make burgers great! Yeah!

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    #24  Edited By Mister_Snig

    Hamburgers are really tasty. Hamburgers, hamburgers, hamburgers, hamburgers, hamburgers, hamburgers.

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    #25  Edited By Sibroma

    Mostly because hotdogs are for suckers. Burger, burger, hamburger, burger, hamburger!

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    #26  Edited By Gmanall

     They take me to a new place up, very high.

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    #27  Edited By PenguinNerd

    I like hamburgers because they are...
    Heavenly
    Awesome
    Mouthwatering
    Beautiful
    Unequaled
    Radical
    Great
    Excellent
    Remarkable
    Satisfying

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    #28  Edited By Carlos

    Hamburgers make me feel like I'm going to explode anytime

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    #29  Edited By Cleonicus

    Plain hamburgers are my favorite hangover cure. Grease plus bread :) :)

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    #30  Edited By Whisperkill

    Hamburgers are great

    juicy goodness on a bun

    stomach satisfied

     

     

    and that was a haiku.... damn i cant believe i pulled that off

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    #31  Edited By nubsway

    They are the best thing to happen to food, Period!

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    #32  Edited By Homer
    Hamburgers make you feel like your a freaking bad ass
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    #33  Edited By Shimmy

    Because sometimes in life, you just gotta have some beef.

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    #34  Edited By BiggerBomb

    You see this haiku?
    Everyone reading it,
    Knows hamburgers rule.

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    #35  Edited By JimmyJackJones

    Hamburgers topped with cheese make me happy, in my mouth

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    #36  Edited By Systech

    Hamburgers: the epitomy of my love barbecue.

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    #37  Edited By Jolly_Lolly

     They are better than hot dogs, yes I said it.

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    #38  Edited By Shawn

    I'd rather die eating a hamburger than live without one.

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    #39  Edited By hazelnutman

    Hamburgers are so freakin awesome that they turn me on.

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    #40  Edited By Anonymous

    I like Hamburgers because they taste quite good.

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    #41  Edited By calf_exercises

    I love hamburgers because they are the turds of jesus

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