So Hamburger lovers: Ketchup, Mayo, Mustard or all 3?

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#1 Posted by BlackWaterCO (1685 posts) -

Im an only KATSUP guy

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#2 Posted by andrewtr (41 posts) -

FUCK mustard. The smell of it makes me nauseous.

Ketchup + Mayo = Special sauce = AWESOME.

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#3 Posted by Jarlaxle (54 posts) -

As far as condiments, ketchup is the only way to go.

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#4 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8020 posts) -

None of the above.

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#5 Posted by Met2609 (635 posts) -

Mostly ketchup, sometimes mustard, occasionally mayo. Never all three.

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#6 Posted by Marterfarker (44 posts) -

Mayo only and lots of it - both sides.
You'd be surprised how hard it is to order this at a fast food joint.

Justin

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#7 Posted by JethroVegas (96 posts) -

Depends on the rest of the toppings.
If it's an all out onion, tomato, lettuce, chips, cheese, pickles kind of burger, then I'm going with mustard and mayo, but if it's a little skimpier on the toppings then I'm going with ketchup.
Putting ketchup on a burger that has tomato on it just feels so damn redundant...


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#8 Posted by Frostmane (81 posts) -

Definitely all three. Given the choice I'd have Dijon mustard and a garlic mayo though. Or the tangy zip of miracle whip.

Also Ketchup doesn't make tomatoes obsolete because it has vinegar and sugar in it. It's just like how relish doesn't make pickles obsolete.

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#9 Posted by PaperPlain (253 posts) -

Mayo and Ketchup. Together.

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#10 Posted by Guild_Master (265 posts) -
andrewtr said:
"FUCK mustard. The smell of it makes me nauseous.

Ketchup + Mayo = Special sauce = AWESOME.
"
Also known as golf sauce, yeah it's pretty awesome
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#11 Posted by ChocolateCoffin (224 posts) -

Why Ketchup of course!

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#12 Posted by twenty0ne (3056 posts) -

Ketchup only for me.

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#13 Posted by Schadenfreude (219 posts) -

I enjoy ketchup and mustard myself. Although mayonnaise may work fine by itself, I can't imagine how all three would mix together.

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#14 Posted by osmiles (203 posts) -

Ketchup, mustard and mayo is only good for cold meat.

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#15 Posted by ColMustard (411 posts) -

uh... obviously....

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#16 Posted by DXSSI (274 posts) -

None of the above.  Bacon & cheese only.

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#17 Posted by Protocol (63 posts) -

Ketchup and Mustard for me!

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#18 Posted by Spencer (334 posts) -

I go ketchup, mustard, and a little bit of mayo.  Perfection.

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#19 Posted by Mute (9 posts) -

just ketchup

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#20 Posted by Madhattan (14 posts) -

If its a normal burger, then throw the works on there.
But if its quality meat, like Bison or something you would find at a country fair,
then just mustard.

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#21 Posted by Thriteenthmonkey (80 posts) -

Ketchup or mayo are fine, not a fan of mustard.

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#22 Posted by Mr_Bauer (430 posts) -

Ketchup only for me as well

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#23 Posted by ArtG (225 posts) -

None of the above.
Unless we're talking stack attacks. Ketchup and mayo are then acceptable.  

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#24 Posted by Kenzo287 (798 posts) -

I'm good with them all together along with cheese (of course), pickles, lettuce, and onions

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#25 Posted by gspark (12 posts) -

Mayo on a Hamburger *GASP*!!  Ketchup and Mustard is the ONLY way to go!

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#26 Posted by Wuffi (245 posts) -

ketchup and mayo combo

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#27 Posted by MacGyver (290 posts) -

i hate straight up mayo, eww. miracle whip for me. as for ketchup and mustard ill take ketchup with just a small squirt of mustard.

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#28 Posted by arcanis (13 posts) -

On a hamburger?  I would have to go with just ketchup.  Mayonnaise is only good on cold sandwiches (say, a turkey sandwich on rye) and mustard really shines when on a pork-based meat (Ham, Hotdogs, Leberkäs).

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#29 Posted by Tharrington (159 posts) -

None at all. Condiments, especially ketchup and mustard, make me nauseas with their smell.  Why bother covering up the taste of a good burger with condiments anyways?

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#30 Posted by clovy (278 posts) -

I usually like ketchup only but i won't refuse any mayo.
But i am one of the no mustard at all kind of guys.

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#31 Posted by tariqari (513 posts) -

Ketchup, maybe mustard, no mayo.

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#32 Posted by arcanis (13 posts) -
Tharrington said:
"None at all. Condiments, especially ketchup and mustard, make me nauseas with their smell.  Why bother covering up the taste of a good burger with condiments anyways?"
The goal of condiments isn't to cover up, it's meant to compliment the flavor.
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#33 Posted by Hamz (6899 posts) -

Ketchup or Mayo, i find Mustard is just bad in my opinion.

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#34 Posted by Termite (2428 posts) -

Mustard isn't my thing, so the other two

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#35 Posted by MidnightVice (235 posts) -

I'm a strictly ketchup man, myself.

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#36 Posted by tec3297 (1258 posts) -

Truthfully, just Ketchup. I can't stand the smell of Mustard and the texture of Mayo is just weird.

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#37 Posted by fenixREVOLUTION (749 posts) -

Usually only mayo here, but if I'm feeling adventurous I'll slap a little ketchup on .

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#38 Posted by epic_pets (1345 posts) -

Everything but the mayo

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#39 Posted by Shadow (5356 posts) -

ew...no mayo...on anything...ever

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#40 Posted by tariqari (513 posts) -
arcanis said:
"Tharrington said:
"None at all. Condiments, especially ketchup and mustard, make me nauseas with their smell.  Why bother covering up the taste of a good burger with condiments anyways?"
The goal of condiments isn't to cover up, it's meant to compliment the flavor.
"
QFE
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#41 Posted by gurfunklebunker (108 posts) -

Mustard only for me.

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#42 Posted by svcheats1 (155 posts) -
Osmiles said:
"Ketchup, mustard and mayo is only good for cold meat.
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and for war paint.
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#43 Posted by Dakota (254 posts) -

Well, out of those choices, I'd have to go with Ketchup and Mustard. But I usually but mustard and barbeque sauce on my burgers.

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#44 Posted by Fei (222 posts) -

A1 Steaksauce

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#45 Posted by Logan (58 posts) -

Mayo and Ketchup. Only a fan of Dijon mustard and it just doesn't feel right on a burger.

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#46 Posted by spankmastaflex (36 posts) -

if im making the burger just ketsup and mustard.  not a huge fan of mayo, but when others put all three on and i take a bite it tasts fantastic.  im just not that adventurous i guess

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#47 Posted by Ysy (80 posts) -

I'm a ketchup-whore.  Every blue moon though, I'll add some mayo on the side.  You know, as a job well done for...whatever.  Or that's what I tell myself.

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#48 Posted by Crockpot (11 posts) -

Don't mind if all of them are on there, Mayo and Ketchup is my preference... makes fry sauce on your hamburger.

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#49 Posted by Jolly_Lolly (3593 posts) -

ketchup/mustard...mayo is only good on sandwiches (turkey, roast beef, etc.)

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#50 Posted by Epun (21 posts) -

Mayo on an hamburger? I've never tried it, but who knows, it might be good, but I do prefer to have both ketchup and mustard on my burgers

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