What's the most hamburger patties YOU have eaten on one burger?

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#1 Posted by ImperiousRix (3095 posts) -

Alright, I probably should have made this a poll, but whatever.  It's 2010, and through all our advancements as humans has come the ability to put more and more patties on a hamburger.  What was once seen as excessive has made its way into the primary menu at many mainstream burger joints. 
So I ask you, Giant Bomb community, what is your record for most hamburger patties that you've enjoyed on a single hamburger? 
I will begin with the very boring, unmanly, and overall just plain weak number of 2. 
T___T

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#2 Posted by deactivated-57b1d7d14d4a5 (2945 posts) -

Three. Not an experience I want to repeat. I don't think I will ever be hungry enough to need three patties on my burger.

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#3 Posted by dbz1995 (4962 posts) -

2. I would eat more, but here in the UK they don't like to challenge us with meat.

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#4 Posted by Marz (6072 posts) -

4
 
it was one of those BK stackers, they are kinda small but they stack em high.

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#5 Posted by cap123 (2467 posts) -

3 big ones, of my own making.

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#6 Posted by MAN_FLANNEL (2472 posts) -

I have had a triple whopper before, so 3.  However, I remember McDonald's having a double Big Mac back in the 90's, but I don't remember if it had 3 or 4 patties.  

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#7 Posted by Codeacious (957 posts) -

3, at a Hard Rock Cafe, I believe. Extremely hard to eat.

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#8 Posted by sopranosfan (1965 posts) -
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#9 Posted by Jadeskye (4392 posts) -

2, they were very thick of my father's making. i couldn't do more then that without unhinging my jaw.

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#10 Posted by HatKing (7305 posts) -

3 maybe... I don't really remember.  I've had 2 for sure, but I don't see myself going beyond that unless it was a special occasion/challenge.
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#11 Posted by mrcool11 (526 posts) -

Octo-Mac, boys. 8 patties of glory

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#12 Posted by natetodamax (19466 posts) -
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#13 Posted by Brunchies (2501 posts) -

I'm also at a extremely weak 2, I never get hungry enough to eat 3 or more.

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#14 Posted by ImperiousRix (3095 posts) -
@Marz said:
"4  it was one of those BK stackers, they are kinda small but they stack em high. "
Love those BK Stackers, but can only bring myself to eat the double.  Never felt hungry enough to challenge myself with the triple, let alone the quad.
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#15 Posted by deactivated-57b1d7d14d4a5 (2945 posts) -
@mrcool11 said:
" Octo-Mac, boys. 8 patties of glory "
 
And you are still alive?
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#16 Posted by chstupid (800 posts) -

2
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#17 Posted by Fripplebubby (1057 posts) -

12,000 
 
I had nothing but a giant-ass hamburger which I consumed over the course of ten years while imprisoned in a Soviet hamburger factory. The bun got a little stale after the first year or so, and you can imagine how it went from there. 

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#18 Posted by ImperiousRix (3095 posts) -
@Fripplebubby said:
"12,000  I had nothing but a giant-ass hamburger which I consumed over the course of ten years while imprisoned in a Soviet hamburger factory. The bun got a little stale after the first year or so, and you can imagine how it went from there.  "
In Soviet Union, burger eats YOU!
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#19 Posted by Jadeskye (4392 posts) -
@Bellum said:
" @mrcool11 said:
" Octo-Mac, boys. 8 patties of glory "
 And you are still alive? "
he's posting from the netherworld of the hamburger. it's similar to the netherworld of the force you see obi-wan kenobi in at the end of return of the jedi.
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#20 Posted by Ben_H (4008 posts) -

3.
 
Not even pansy tiny burgers that most fast food places have, but three rather large burgers with a piece of cheese in between each of them.  It was delicious.  I adore A&W's Grandpa burger.  I of course had the full meal with fries and a root beer too.

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#21 Posted by Illmatic (1380 posts) -

As the Big Mac is the biggest hamburger I've ever eaten, I'm at a modest 2.

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#22 Edited by Teptom (2074 posts) -

3 and that's the highest I will go.

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#23 Posted by Th3_James (2614 posts) -

2, not much but i am 6"7 and big... one of my friends is a twig and orders 7 bacon cheeseburgers and 1 order or large fries at mcdonalds, and is still hungry after 
 
there must be some mystical patty black hole effect when consuming mass ammounts of beef

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#24 Edited by Venatio (4733 posts) -

I once ate 5 at the same time, it was intense but fucking awesome

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#25 Posted by onimonkii (2580 posts) -

4 on a monster mac
 
i think it's more about the size of the patty though, like 4 big mac patties is nowhere near as bad as say 4 six dollar burger patties

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#26 Posted by Fbomb (1173 posts) -

We used to order a 6 patty animal burger for shits and giggles in highschool.... or was it 8? Either way, it was disgusting. If you squeezed it, the grease would pour off onto the tray.

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#27 Posted by DanielJW (4933 posts) -

Wendy's 3/4 Pounder.Three patties of pure grease and glory.

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#29 Posted by ArchScabby (5877 posts) -

probably only two.  I might of tried three somewhere, but everytime I go to Wendy's or something and see a triple meat patty it looks completely disgusting.  So if I haven't ate more then that in the past then I doubt I ever will.
 
On a second note this thread makes me really hungry for some  kind of fast food burger.

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#30 Posted by Don (85 posts) -

5x1, animal style at In-N-Out.
That, Internet denizens, is what a hamburger is all about.
. . . five pieces of meat, with one slice o' cheese. The onions grilled, the sauce thick, and the flavor large.
Jeez, that sounds so illicit.

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#31 Posted by Whisperkill (3045 posts) -

8. I kid you not.

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#32 Posted by ImperiousRix (3095 posts) -

Damn guys.  I was planning on making a trip to BK during my hour break between classes tomorrow, and you're all making me want to fore-go my usual Double Stacker in favor of a more ambitious Triple Stacker.

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#33 Posted by deactivated-57b1d7d14d4a5 (2945 posts) -
@jadeskye said:
" @Bellum said:
" @mrcool11 said:
" Octo-Mac, boys. 8 patties of glory "
 And you are still alive? "
he's posting from the netherworld of the hamburger. it's similar to the netherworld of the force you see obi-wan kenobi in at the end of return of the jedi. "
I should have guessed. I wonder if it was worth it...
 
What am I saying? Of course it was worth it.
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#34 Posted by DystopiaX (5701 posts) -

4, but they were like the thin kind.

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#35 Posted by HandsomeDead (11853 posts) -

4 in a Burger King meal. I think it had something to do with NASCAR.

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#36 Posted by impalerXZ (96 posts) -

42.
Work initiation is fun.

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#37 Posted by Hamst3r (5311 posts) -

Two hamburger patties is my usual. The Double Double from In-N-Out. I don't think I've eaten a burger with 3 patties on it.
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#38 Posted by jakob187 (22940 posts) -

Fast food?  5. 
 
Homemade?  2. 
 
Of course, my homemade burgers are about an inch thick...

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#39 Posted by Gamer_152 (14513 posts) -

Just two, honestly I don't know if burgers with more than two patties are that readily available in UK fast food restaurants and two is plenty enough burger for me but it'd be cool to try more if I got the opportunity.

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#40 Posted by Kyreo (4681 posts) -

Drei.  

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#41 Posted by turboman (9225 posts) -

4.... wow...

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#42 Posted by Aetos (1700 posts) -

Only 2.

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#43 Posted by raiz265 (2263 posts) -
@Tactical_Kill said:
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Only 2.

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same for me
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#44 Posted by ImperiousRix (3095 posts) -
@Gamer_152 said:
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Just two, honestly I don't know if burgers with more than two patties are that readily available in UK fast food restaurants and two is plenty enough burger for me but it'd be cool to try more if I got the opportunity.

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Yeah, I've been hearing that a lot.  Cultural differences, eh?
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#45 Posted by KillerBears (254 posts) -

8 patties from Wendy's. Disgusting.
 
There's actually a short documentary about it that my friend made, that I'm reluctant to post.

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#46 Posted by Hot_Karl (3321 posts) -

4, I get the 4x4 at In-N-Out when I'm starved & want to just have a calorie fest.
 
@KillerBears:
I'm sure that we'd all love to see that epic short film. For serious.

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#47 Posted by Trilogy (3135 posts) -

I probably ate a triple cheeseburger once.

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#48 Posted by LiquidPrince (16897 posts) -
@HatKing said:
" 3 maybe... I don't really remember.  I've had 2 for sure, but I don't see myself going beyond that unless it was a special occasion/challenge. "
This.
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#49 Posted by JohnRehill (226 posts) -

1. I can't eat burgers with a roof... just playin', but I dislike burgers with more than 2 patties.

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#50 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8881 posts) -

Two. I see no reason to go beyond two patties.

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