Would you guys eat this?

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#1 Posted by SoFuLL (71 posts) -

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I think i'm gonna throw up
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#2 Posted by EpicSteve (6908 posts) -

With a fork

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#3 Posted by tekmojo (2362 posts) -

First I would spend 10 mintues disassembling it, then it's on.

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#4 Posted by TheKidNixon (1619 posts) -

Pickles make me gag.

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#5 Posted by Jake_K (117 posts) -

Oh god.... I can't eat onions and just looking at that makes me nauseous.

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#6 Posted by SoFuLL (71 posts) -

the meat looks like it's already been digested!!

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#7 Posted by Valestis (228 posts) -

Nope. I hate onions.

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#8 Posted by delta_ass (3807 posts) -

A hamburger should be small enough to be picked up by both hands when you bite into it.

That thing looks like you'd need a forklift to handle it.

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#9 Posted by Bigandtasty (3145 posts) -
Valestis said:
Nope. I hate onions.
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#10 Posted by imazombienazi (27 posts) -

yes...when i feel particularly masochistic.

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#11 Posted by Benjamimmy (614 posts) -

um...no...its has huge onions which are worse than normal once and huge gerkins which are even worse!!

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#12 Posted by Oriental_Jams (3072 posts) -

Sure, over the course of a week or so.

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#13 Posted by chapman12 (115 posts) -

if i did i would need life insurance

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#14 Posted by krazy_kyle (740 posts) -

i need a crane to set that in my mouth

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#15 Posted by addictedtopinescent (3634 posts) -

Sooo that green shit is lettuce....

I wouldn't 
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#16 Posted by Teptom (2074 posts) -

I would try but probably fail.

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#17 Edited by GreggD (4595 posts) -

Egad, man! That thing...Well, it's not as bad as the pizza-burger...

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#18 Posted by cspiffo (876 posts) -
EpicSteve said:
With a fork
Forks are for pussys!
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#19 Posted by JJOR64 (19685 posts) -

Holy mother of shit.  No thanks.

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#20 Edited by Dr_Feelgood38 (1582 posts) -

Seeing as it's shaped like a cone, it would be kind of hard to fit in your mouth properly (ignoring the fact that it's already impossible since it's like, a foot tall). And, yeah, onions... Disgusting.

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#21 Posted by FrEeZe (307 posts) -

I would think the eating that would create a portal to the meat dimension

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#22 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3523 posts) -

No, it actually looks rather disgusting.  Abnormally large food being made just for the sake of being abnormally large is stupid and unappetizing.

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#23 Posted by Mikemcn (8175 posts) -

With a fork and knife i would, but i think id run a marathon first so when i eat it i don't instantly gain 20 pounds

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#24 Posted by get2sammyb (6686 posts) -

What's all the shit on the top?

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#25 Posted by Mikemcn (8175 posts) -
get2sammyb said:
What's all the shit on the top?

Pickles, i dont see the point really
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#26 Posted by torus (1106 posts) -

What the hell is all this antipathy towards onions? Fresh onions are delicious. Fried, too. You people are culinary pigmies. 

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#27 Posted by Carlos1408 (1622 posts) -

Appart from the fact that it's too much food for me too eat in one sitting, it looks terribly unnapetizing, no thank you...
Yea that meat looks like cow poop :D

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#28 Posted by natetodamax (19462 posts) -


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#29 Posted by kitsune_conundrum (1240 posts) -

I will send this to some african village and that would feed the whole place for a week.

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#30 Posted by Muttinus_Rump (814 posts) -

I would

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#31 Edited by SwaBxTHExDeck (30 posts) -

Only Bill Clinton would enjoy a of Burger of that magnitude... If you took the lettuce off you could make a salad

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#32 Posted by TheePeaceFrog (33 posts) -

I would destroy that burger because when a dish is put in front of me it is a challange. The battle is on. It's all like haha eat me. And I never back down from a challange.

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#33 Posted by DarkSeraphim (271 posts) -
@imazombienazi said:
"yes...when i feel particularly masochistic. "

lol. I second this.

----> I would rather not eat that. lol. uh.
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#34 Posted by MrPerfect (448 posts) -

I doubt I would ever eat a burger of that size, I bet its dry.

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#35 Posted by randiolo (1169 posts) -

why does it have green bushes in it?

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#36 Posted by pissedoffthewitch (571 posts) -

yes if i had a few days

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