Poll: Who shot first?

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#1 Posted by Deusoma (3222 posts) -
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#2 Posted by Deusoma (3222 posts) -

Thought I'd see what the general opinion was these days.

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#3 Posted by breadfan (6803 posts) -

Han. Greedo is a punk ass bitch.

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#4 Posted by natetodamax (19462 posts) -

Dude, Han.

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#5 Posted by regularassmilk (1693 posts) -

HAN IS THE ONLY!

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#6 Posted by Griddler (3374 posts) -

Han, nuff said.

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#7 Posted by MAN_FLANNEL (2472 posts) -

It's a fact that Han shot first.  Why is this a question?

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#8 Posted by HandsomeDead (11853 posts) -

Han. Even as a kid, his head sliding an inch to the right looked bizarre.

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#9 Posted by pause422 (6325 posts) -

Han shot first...this is no poll. Good work whoever put Greedo.

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#10 Posted by JJOR64 (19685 posts) -

Han did.

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#11 Posted by Willy105 (4915 posts) -

Doesn't matter.
 
Han Solo is a cool dude now matter who shot first. He still shot back.

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#12 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8504 posts) -

Anyone who says Greedo shot first is probably to young to know the truth.

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#13 Posted by Andorski (5481 posts) -

Han always shoots first.

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#14 Posted by Stephen_Von_Cloud (1537 posts) -
@pause422 said:
" Han shot first...this is no poll. Good work whoever put Greedo. "
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#15 Posted by nrain (1301 posts) -

HAN! 
Great thread idea though.
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#16 Posted by Deusoma (3222 posts) -

It warms my heart to see that the truth will not be suppressed.

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#17 Posted by DanielJW (4933 posts) -

Greedo. Did nobody watch the Giant Bomb One Year Extravaganza video? All is explained. 

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#18 Posted by Nick (874 posts) -

Greedo shot first, he just missed.
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#19 Posted by PureRok (4273 posts) -

Didn't George Lucas actually say Han shot first?

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#20 Posted by jkz (4169 posts) -

Pff, Han always shoots first, young'ins

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#21 Posted by MikkaQ (10296 posts) -

Okay I'd like to know, for the record, how many times was this switched between versions? This scene basically encapsulates what's most annoying about George Lucas. Movies... you should only be allowed ONE fucking director's cut. Then people just should tell you "no".

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#22 Posted by Bones8677 (3492 posts) -

Han, there is no other answer.

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#23 Posted by jonnyboy (2867 posts) -
@XII_Sniper said:
" Okay I'd like to know, for the record, how many times was this switched between versions? This scene basically encapsulates what's most annoying about George Lucas. Movies... you should only be allowed ONE fucking director's cut. Then people just should tell you "no". "
Maybe when he does another cut of the film it'll be C3PO with a sniper rifle.
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#24 Posted by Bones8677 (3492 posts) -
@XII_Sniper: There are three different versions. 
 
The original and true version, it was Han that shot first and was the only one that shot.
 
In the special edition it was Greedo then Han. 
 
And then in the DVD version they shoot almost the same time but Greedo still shoots first.
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#25 Edited by MikkaQ (10296 posts) -
@Bones8677: Ah yeah I knew that scene on the  DVD was fucked up, looked really shoddy. I haven't seen the special edition, just the first one and the DVD.  
 
God knows what'll happen on the blu-ray. CG yoda or something? 
 
@jonnyboy said:
" @XII_Sniper said:
" Okay I'd like to know, for the record, how many times was this switched between versions? This scene basically encapsulates what's most annoying about George Lucas. Movies... you should only be allowed ONE fucking director's cut. Then people just should tell you "no". "
Maybe when he does another cut of the film it'll be C3PO with a sniper rifle. "
   
Oh no don't say that, he could be listening.
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#26 Posted by Milkman (18913 posts) -

Han. But Greedo deserved it anyway, that green alien fuck.

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#27 Edited by SeriouslyNow (8504 posts) -

Han was a fucking smuggler, not a white knight.  He did the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs yes, but on that run he was smuggling drugs for Jabba! Why do you think he had hidden compartments on the Millennium Falcon?  For shits and giggles?!  No!  He was a dirty drug smuggler who got betrayed by Jabba who was an even dirtier kingpin who wanted his ship. 
 
Greedo was a goddam bounty hunter, not an evil overlord. 
 
Han shot Greedo because that's the law of the space jungle.

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#28 Posted by Tuggah (1086 posts) -

Maybe I should see Star Wars to vote.

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#29 Posted by Snail (8886 posts) -

Han shoots first. That's how he rolls.

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#30 Posted by Ryax (4580 posts) -
@SeriouslyNow: dont try to stomp hans name in the dirt! he is a beast of star wars.
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#31 Posted by Lestater (397 posts) -
@SeriouslyNow: I tear came to my fucking eye, God damn that was beautiful.
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#32 Posted by CornontheCobbe (2693 posts) -

Han did for sure.

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