So, in playing through Hitman's latest level (Sapienza), I was messing around and threw a fire axe at a guy out in the open with a ton of witnesses. (I blame Dan.) They all scattered off to alert guards of the horrific crime they'd seen. I then decided upon a new objective, which was to try and murder my way out of suspicion. Well, shit got real, and I found myself in the upper levels of the meat market blasting anyone who came up the stairs. This resulted in a nice pile of guards.
This created a new problem. Amidst this chaos, I ran out of bullets for my silenced pistol and just started picking up their weapons. Enough NPCs pass by the building on their routines to have heard these shots, and many of them witnessed parts of my guard kill spree, so there were now even more NPCs out there who were well-aware of what was going on. Now that I had wiped out all the guards in the general area, the hunt was on.
The "Hitman vision" mechanic highlights witnesses in orange, which was handy. I noticed that one of them had fled down to the main square near the beach/docks. Well, I had a sniper rifle, so I took him out. This alerted another ten or so NPCs, who I tried to all take out before they could make their getaway. A few escaped. Damn. Now I had to venture out of my cowardly hidey-hole. I made my way down the streets to the beach, shooting any guards and NPCs I encountered.
At this point, I had so many witnesses scattered across the map that I didn't even know where to try to find them, so I ventured down into the lab. This was the toughest section by far, as the guards there are heavily armed with shotguns and SMGs, but I had another nice little corridor where I started mowing them down. I cleared out the entire grotto of guards and then went on a scientist spree. Thanks to this little detour, now I was armed to the teeth, as shotguns are incredibly effective.
Having come this far, I decided to see if I could kill the entire level. I know the map pretty well (having spent a bunch of time in it), so I felt I might be able to pull it off. I started runnin' and gunnin' with the shotgun and made short work of several large sections of the map in a hurry. To my surprise, the game was actually managing to run fairly well (I'm on Xbox One) and was properly dropping weapons, outfits, etc. However, eventually the game started to break in interesting ways.
AI routines didn't exactly hold up to the stress I was putting on the game. Francesca ended up in a part of the map I've never otherwise seen her, and Silvio was completely unfazed by all the death, stepping over bodies in a resolute effort to adhere to his routine. Clusters of NPCs tried to hide in the sewers, and they were all doing the same "duck down and wave arms" animation, which actually made for some hilarious Thriller-esque choreography. (I pulled up youtube, put that song on, and watched them for a bit to amuse myself. It did not disappoint.)
Finally, after killing off a few more by the entrance, the "Compromised" notification disappeared. Success. I'd murdered my way out of suspicion. Pleased with myself, I ended the mission. It listed 292 non-target kills. Damn. I missed some, as the way these Hitman maps work is that there are 300 targets on each map, so minus Silvio, Francesca, and the virus (which strangely counts as an NPC), there are 297 non-targets. I was short five. I loaded up the save to find the rest. Turns out I had forgotten about the guys in the towers, who all apparently watched this whole massacre play out from their crow's nest and gave zero fucks.
For their apathy, the sentence was death.
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