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    Iron Brigade

    Game » consists of 3 releases. Released Jun 22, 2011

    Described as "a game about love," Iron Brigade is a goofy alternate-historical WW1-themed third-person shooter/tower defense mash-up where up to four players take control of hulking bipedal tanks and must endure swarms of television-based robots.

    Please don't buy this game

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    #1  Edited By OsheaDiesStupid

    Tower defense games have become a plague of modern gaming. The variations Trenched brings to the genre are pathetic to say the least. I played it for a few minutes and realized that this is the problem:people keep buying this garbage, so they keep making more. XBox live, Steam  and the Iphone App Store are overflowed with tower defense shit. They'll say that this one is special cuz it has the action component. Fuck that! That South Park tower defense did that and better. Encourage Double Fine to stop making shit and work on more original games like Stacking or Brutal Legend. 

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    #2  Edited By The_Laughing_Man
    @OsheaDiesStupid said:

    Tower defense games have become a plague of modern gaming. The variations Trenched brings to the genre are pathetic to say the least. I played it for a few minutes and realized that this is the problem:people keep buying this garbage, so they keep making more. XBox live, Steam  and the Iphone App Store are overflowed with tower defense shit. They'll say that this one is special cuz it has the action component. Fuck that! That South Park tower defense did that and better. Encourage Double Fine to stop making shit and working on more original games like Stacking or Brutal Legend. 

    Im gonna go pick it up now! Just because you do not like tower defense games does not mean everyone doesnt. This was is a unique twist on the idea 
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    #3  Edited By ZimboDK

    @The_Laughing_Man said:

    @OsheaDiesStupid said:
    Tower defense games have become a plague of modern gaming. The variations Trenched brings to the genre are pathetic to say the least. I played it for a few minutes and realized that this is the problem:people keep buying this garbage, so they keep making more. XBox live, Steam and the Iphone App Store are overflowed with tower defense shit. They'll say that this one is special cuz it has the action component. Fuck that! That South Park tower defense did that and better. Encourage Double Fine to stop making shit and working on more original games like Stacking or Brutal Legend.
    Im gonna go pick it up now!

    Me too! Hell, I'm gonna pick up 2 copies!

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    #4  Edited By Chris2KLee

    TOO LATE.

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    #5  Edited By dietmango
    @ZimboDK said:

    @The_Laughing_Man said:

    @OsheaDiesStupid said:
    Tower defense games have become a plague of modern gaming. The variations Trenched brings to the genre are pathetic to say the least. I played it for a few minutes and realized that this is the problem:people keep buying this garbage, so they keep making more. XBox live, Steam and the Iphone App Store are overflowed with tower defense shit. They'll say that this one is special cuz it has the action component. Fuck that! That South Park tower defense did that and better. Encourage Double Fine to stop making shit and working on more original games like Stacking or Brutal Legend.
    Im gonna go pick it up now!

    Me too! Hell, I'm gonna pick up 2 copies!

    Make it 3 copies! All hail Double Fine!
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    #6  Edited By Twisted_Scot

    Souldnt you play it for longer than a "few minutes" before saying the game is shit?  Meh, either way you can relax, I dont like tower defense games in general but I think other may disagree.

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    #7  Edited By Cloudenvy

    Stop telling people what to buy!

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    #8  Edited By pakattak

    I'll buy three! And I don't even have an X-Box!

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    #9  Edited By ArbitraryWater

    Too late. Already bought it. It's pretty good. It's like a shooter and a Tower Defense game in one!

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    #10  Edited By StealthRaptor

    Put me down for two copies.

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    #11  Edited By The_Laughing_Man
    @OsheaDiesStupid said:
    Tower defense games have become a plague of modern gaming. The variations Trenched brings to the genre are pathetic to say the least. I played it for a few minutes and realized that this is the problem:people keep buying this garbage, so they keep making more. XBox live, Steam  and the Iphone App Store are overflowed with tower defense shit. They'll say that this one is special cuz it has the action component. Fuck that! That South Park tower defense did that and better. Encourage Double Fine to stop making shit and work on more original games like Stacking or Brutal Legend. 
    Being serious. Just because you do not like this kind of game does not mean everyone does. I could say the same about stacking. I had no intrest in that game at all. 
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    #12  Edited By Zippedbinders

    This reeks of troll posting. 

    Whatever, I was going to buy this anyway. I'll probably buy any game with the 2 Headed Baby logo on it.

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    #13  Edited By Iron_Past

    Lets stop buying shooters while we're at it! And puzzle games! And action games! And platformers! All games are part of a genre, and all genres have games that suck. Trenched is not one of them.

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    #14  Edited By bigsmoke77

    I wasn't going to buy it................................I will now after this dumb thread

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    #15  Edited By Yummylee

    Fuck it, I'll just mail every cent I have to Double Fine.

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    #16  Edited By hockeymask27
    @Chris2KLee said:

    TOO LATE.

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    #17  Edited By Sogeman
    @OsheaDiesStupid said:
    Tower defense games have become a plague of modern gaming. The variations Trenched brings to the genre are pathetic to say the least. I played it for a few minutes and realized that this is the problem:people keep buying this garbage, so they keep making more. XBox live, Steam  and the Iphone App Store are overflowed with tower defense shit. They'll say that this one is special cuz it has the action component. Fuck that! That South Park tower defense did that and better. Encourage Double Fine to stop making shit and work on more original games like Stacking or Brutal Legend. 
    You mean the South Park Tower Defense game that sucked ass? Did I miss a good one?
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    #18  Edited By Nodderly

    *FPS games have become a plague of modern gaming, so don't buy CoD! 
    *RPG games have become a plague of modern gaming, so don't buy Skyrim! 
    *3rd-person action games have become a plague of modern gaming, so don't buy God of War! 
     
    Do you see why this argument isn't very good? They're called genres, and it's okay to buy a game that comes from a genre you enjoy. Trenched has enough variation from a bog-standard tower defense game to make it engaging for me and probably for many other people. If you don't enjoy tower defense variants, that's fine! There are tons of other games for you to play. 
     
    In addition, Trenched isn't the only thing that Double Fine is working on. They have multiple projects, some of which will probably be more to your liking. Instead of crapping on their current release for being a genre you don't prefer, just wait until their next release and enjoy that. I think one of the quirks of Double Fine that keeps fans coming back is that they do what they like. They liked this tower defense game. Even if it isn't your flavor, shouldn't you be able to accept that a studio you like is doing the projects they want to do?

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    #19  Edited By Evilsbane

    @OsheaDiesStupid said:

    I played it for a few minutes

    You hear that? Its your accountability floating out the window.

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    #20  Edited By Getz

    So you're saying that we shouldn't buy an extrapolation of an existing genre, one that might push the genre forward a little bit and breathe new life in to it, because it's inspiration is over-saturated? I don't buy those mediocre TD games, but I did buy this because it actually looks good. See, I buy games that are good, regardless of what genre they're in or what some fool on the internet told me to do.

    This idea of TD's being a "plague on modern gaming" reminds me of the hatred for the FPS genre. It's an easy type of game to make; that's why there are so many of them. It's not because they're selling like hot cakes. There's always going to be shitty games, and there's always going to be shitty knock-offs of better games. Trying to blame that on trends is silly.

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    #21  Edited By Sticky_Pennies

    @Abyssfull said:

    Fuck it, I'll just mail every cent I have to Double Fine.

    In pennies?

    And too bad, I not only have Brutal Legend and Psychonauts, but I'll be getting this, too.

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    #22  Edited By rjayb89

    Fuck that, I love orange juice.

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    #23  Edited By ProfessorEss

    I've only ever bought two tower defense games in my life, PixelJunk Monsters and South Park Tower Defense Go. 
     
    If you've bought and played more than two then you're the problem, not me. I'm buying Trenched.

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    #24  Edited By captrofl

    I CAN'T BUY IT.
    Therefore I have to agree with you, right?

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    #25  Edited By AhmadMetallic

    It looks lame and i wasn't going to anyway, so... I won't buy it! :)

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    #26  Edited By laserbolts
    This thread is stupid. I wasn't even going to buy this but since your post was so dumb I am now getting it.
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    #27  Edited By theoldhouse
    @ZimboDK: I bought it for all of my 13 kids!  
     
    and my 13 ex wives!
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    #28  Edited By chrissedoff
    @OsheaDiesStupid: the south park game sucked and so does south park the show. i'm going to go buy trenched because i know it'll piss off a south park liker.
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    #29  Edited By rentfn

    @Cloudenvy said:

    Stop telling people what to buy!

    not to support this guy but isn't that a part of what this website is for?? To inform the consumer??

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    #30  Edited By Shabs

    @OsheaDiesStupid:

    I don't tend to like tower defense games either so... I don't tend to buy tower defense games.

    I don't think that they are necessarily bad though. I love Plants vs Zombies.

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    #31  Edited By The_Laughing_Man

    Im waiting for the OP to come back and defend his statement. Right now all it seems is that he just does not like tower defense. 

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    #32  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

    I totally agree with him save the money for something more original like another first person shooter.

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    #33  Edited By Cloudenvy

    @rentfn said:

    @Cloudenvy said:

    Stop telling people what to buy!

    not to support this guy but isn't that a part of what this website is for?? To inform the consumer??

    It is, but in an intelligent way! and not going "please don't buy this because I think the genre is shit!"

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    #34  Edited By theguy

    Hey guys? I don't like strategy games.... Can everyone stop buying them please? /sarcasm

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    #35  Edited By DeeGee

    I'll buy two copies now, just because of you =)

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    #36  Edited By Sabata

    OP is actually a Double Fine employee using reverse psychology to get ya'll to buy their game. Genius...

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    #37  Edited By bybeach

    That arguement seems shallow in intent, and I am getting tired seeing members pose bullshit as thread material on this site. It seems a successful attempt at 'I will now waste and cheapen. But I will address this and say I have heard some negativity towards Tower defense, though I myself have yet to play this genre. Trenched, more a hybrid, looks like the perfect approach for my own likings and predjudices. Thats all.

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    #38  Edited By pweidman

    @Sabata said:

    OP is actually a Double Fine employee using reverse psychology to get ya'll to buy their game. Genius...

    Beat me to it. LOL.

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    #39  Edited By Butler

    I don't normally like tower defense games, they give me anxiety and when I inevitably fail them I beat myself up. Sometimes literally, sometimes figuratively. But playing the demo I actually really enjoyed this game. I have yet to see how it plays with a full party but during my little playthrough I thought to myself how much fun it would be to grab 3 other friends and play this game.
     
    I was also hesitant on buying this game because it seemed like the GB crew was pimping their new found game designer friends, but to their credit it is a fun game.

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    #40  Edited By Marcsman

    Your glowing endorsement won me over. 
    I'm getting it day 1.
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    #41  Edited By BonOrbitz

    @OsheaDiesStupid: What is wrong with you? Have you played Trenched for more than a few minutes to say that it's shit? I played (and enjoyed) Brutal Legend and it was NOT original, but another third person action/God of War clone. Shit, don't you think buying this game will help Double Fine to make more games?

    I'm tired of tower defense games, but I'm buying this one because it feels different and I want to support Double Fine with my wallet.

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    #42  Edited By fox01313

    Well I think the best thing to do for everyone on the site that's interested in the game is to grab the demo, try it out & make up their own minds. I'm just glad to see Double Fine putting out more games than being in development hell on just one game.

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    #43  Edited By Loose
    @OsheaDiesStupid: Aren't you the same guy who said 3D platformers have no place in 2011? I'm not sure if you're a troll or just plain stupid.
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    #44  Edited By papercut
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    #45  Edited By MariachiMacabre

    @Evilsbane said:

    @OsheaDiesStupid said:

    I played it for a few minutes

    You hear that? Its your accountability floating out the window.

    Ha. Agreed. I already bought the game and I fucking love it. I never play TD games, not a huge fan of them but this game is really enjoyable.

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    #46  Edited By Wildfire570
    @asian_pride said:
    @ZimboDK said:

    @The_Laughing_Man said:

    @OsheaDiesStupid said:
    Tower defense games have become a plague of modern gaming. The variations Trenched brings to the genre are pathetic to say the least. I played it for a few minutes and realized that this is the problem:people keep buying this garbage, so they keep making more. XBox live, Steam and the Iphone App Store are overflowed with tower defense shit. They'll say that this one is special cuz it has the action component. Fuck that! That South Park tower defense did that and better. Encourage Double Fine to stop making shit and working on more original games like Stacking or Brutal Legend.
    Im gonna go pick it up now!

    Me too! Hell, I'm gonna pick up 2 copies!

    Make it 3 copies! All hail Double Fine!
    I'll add another one to make four copies!!!
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    #47  Edited By ApolloBob

    Hey guess what - there is no such thing as a "plague of modern gaming".

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    #48  Edited By WickedCestus

    You can't tell me what to do! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!

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    #49  Edited By BabyChooChoo

    This didn't go over how you thought it would, did it? Nope.

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    #50  Edited By Malphye

    On the fence. He did say not to buy it politely.

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