You might remember that popular thread posted a couple months ago that featured a video of a girl who resembled Jeff (and if you don't remember, you can see the hilarity here). That same person just reviewed a horror novel starring a character named Zach, so could this be the Zach from Deadly Premonition? o_O  And get this: She uses a five-star rating system!
 
 

Yeeeeah.  Ummmm....yeah.  Yeah.  Ummm.  Yeah.  A book.  Yeah.  Ummm...trust me.  Yeah.

 Impostor! Jeff doesn't review books, only games yo.

MAN THE HARPOONS!

" MAN THE HARPOONS! "

Are you her?

Good review Jeff!... er, I mean akia.

I wonder what he opinion on final fantasy is. Only then could we truly know.

Cracks me up everytime I see her face.

Anyone taking odds on how she feels about anime?

She's got the same way of speaking and facial expressions as Jeff. 
 
So fucking awesome, the love of my life.

oh god..

See, this explains what Jeff did in high school... impregnating the population. 
 
Jeff, meet your long-lost daughter!

Words can not... man...shots the cockgun.

" See, this explains what Jeff did in high school... impregnating the population.  Jeff, meet your long-lost daughter! "

Wow, this is one's a lot more like Jeff than the last one. DID SHE JUST SAY GREENVALE? Oh Brinkfield! Brinkfield. Phew.

coincidence of the century? or have we unravelled Jeff's dark secret as to what he does on weekends?!

" MAN THE HARPOONS! "

I wonder if Jeff has seen this yet.
 
I'm sure he refuses to look for the fear she'll claim benefits or something.

what if jeff and her did it and had a baby?

Oh man. I uh... I can't dispute you on that. She does totally look like a female Jeff Gerstmann. 
 
It's uncanny.

" I wonder if Jeff has seen this yet.  I'm sure he refuses to look for the fear she'll claim benefits or something. "

" MAN THE HARPOONS! "

" what if jeff and her did it and had a baby? "

" @Ineedaname said:

" I wonder if Jeff has seen this yet.  I'm sure he refuses to look for the fear she'll claim benefits or something. "

Time paradox, our whole universe will implode!!!!! "

" what if jeff and her did it and had a baby? "

" @TwoOneFive said:

" what if jeff and her did it and had a baby? "

Incestuous relationships tend to produce unhealthy offspring. "

Oh god...

She's my hero. Burned, banned and burned again. Love that line.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Haha, I love this. She seems pretty cool. But at least we finally know what Jeff Gerstmann does during the weekends when not reviewing games - he's a chick that reviews books.

I don't see the resemblance..

I don't know why I'm creeped out whenever I see her.

She used to post here, I wonder why she stopped....

Huh.

What the fuck could it possibly be?

Hmmm.

No GODDAMN IDEA, right, guys?

What no MMORGP?

This is still just as creepy and uncanny as the first time I saw it.

The people saying "MAN THE HARPOONS!" need to -- what's the Internet parlance? "Die in a fire"? At the very least, stop being dicks to her. Overweight people are human beings, you know. And honestly, if you can't learn to love an overweight woman, you, sirs, do not know what you're missing. As someone who has some experience with ladies of the thicker variety, they can be just as worthy of time and effort as their healthier counterparts. So, yeah. Stop being dicks and try thinking about the person you're spitting your insulting memes at. THENKS.
 
And yeah, shit. There's some significant Gerstmanning going on up in this piece. The Windows Movie Maker editing is a big turn-off, though.

Do not want. 

I propose we refer to this chick as 'Ladymann' from now on.

hahaHA!!

Gerstwomann 2: Return of the Gerstwomann.

" @Apathylad said:

" @TwoOneFive said:

" what if jeff and her did it and had a baby? "

Incestuous relationships tend to produce unhealthy offspring. "

You mean wincest right?
 
@Red12b: Argghh it'd be like dividing by zero. "

Jeff likes to be a ''lady'' on the weekends.

so... about headshots....

" @Ineedaname said:

" I wonder if Jeff has seen this yet.  I'm sure he refuses to look for the fear she'll claim benefits or something. "

Time paradox, our whole universe will implode!!!!! "