Have You Ever Had A Dream About Jeff?

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#1 Posted by chrismafuchris (1154 posts) -

I had one last night and it was so scary. I woke up in the morning feeling aberrantly violated, more so than usual, but as I thought about it, I began to object less and less to Jeff's intrudance into my subconscious.

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#2 Posted by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

I'm asking Jeff this question on Formspring.

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#3 Posted by Witzig (364 posts) -

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

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#4 Posted by blitzkriegblizzard (199 posts) -

Yes, all the time...

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#5 Posted by oatz (1108 posts) -

No, but I had a really, really weird "sex" dream about Ryan posting some inappropriate videos on the site. Oh you, Ryan.

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#6 Posted by FluffyZombeh (58 posts) -

I remember having one when I was younger, it didn't scare me, but I can't remember what it was about.

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#7 Posted by dungbootle (2502 posts) -

Jeff is my guardian angel.

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#8 Posted by Mijati (1080 posts) -

I'm sure Jeff has appeared in a couple of my dreams at some point, along with a few other members of the Whiskey Media staff. When you watch their content and listen to them a lot it's to be expected really.

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#9 Posted by Vexxan (4633 posts) -

No, I have not. 

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#10 Posted by BulletproofMonk (2748 posts) -

Yes. 
 
It was Final Fantasy related.

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#11 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5195 posts) -

Only about Vinny.

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#12 Posted by MikkaQ (10296 posts) -

Nope.

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#13 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8020 posts) -

I don't think so

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#14 Posted by AhmadMetallic (19301 posts) -

......

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#15 Posted by bobafettjm (2089 posts) -

Can't say that I have. I also have this thing where I either never dream or just never remember them.

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#16 Posted by louiedog (2388 posts) -

No, but I think I had a dream about his brother. Does he have a brother? All I know is that last night an angel came to me and called himself Hank Gerstmann. When I woke up there were delicious waffles in my kitchen. I believe in miracles now.

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#17 Posted by NegativeCero (3140 posts) -

Creepy thread is creepy.

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#18 Posted by benpicko (2016 posts) -

I had a dream where I was listening to This Is Only A Test at school. Damn you, OctoberKast!

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#19 Posted by ImmortalSaiyan (4748 posts) -

Not that I remember at least.

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#20 Posted by SSully (5279 posts) -

I had a dream with the whole giantbomb crew in it once, but I specifically remember Vinny.

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#21 Posted by ABK_92 (179 posts) -

If I was to ever have a dream with a member of the giantbomb crew in it I guess it would probably be Vinny. He would probably be banging the girl of my dreams right in front of my face. DAMN YOU AND YOUR SEXINESS VINNY!!!

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#22 Posted by Enns (401 posts) -

I can't really remember all of it but I had a messed up dream with Dave in it.

I was stuck in a ball pit trying to get out of it fast because I didn't want people to think I was weird.

It was one of those you move but don't get anywhere sort of things. At some point I see Dave in there only Jaba The Hutt style he even had some girls around him.

He calls me a creep and says to get the fuck out of the ball pit.

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#23 Posted by Octaslash (732 posts) -

I've had a dream with Ryan and various other random people from the game industry. Honestly, it was the scariest dream I've ever had. I really thought I was going to die in some kind of Michael Bay/earthquake induced building collapse. The worst part was I had watched Hellraiser earlier and was terrified of getting tortured in some kind of masochist hell after I died in the dream.

Did this as soon as I woke up, screaming. 
Did this as soon as I woke up, screaming. 
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#24 Posted by Metal_Mills (3438 posts) -

I once had a dream about a heavily tanned Mexican Ryan David with a mustache.

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#25 Posted by buzz_killington (3655 posts) -

Every single night, I dream of Vinny.

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#26 Posted by Simulacrum (459 posts) -

I once dreamed about playing resident evil 5 with Jeff and VInny.

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#27 Posted by WickedCestus (3781 posts) -

Jeff tried to invade my dreams to make me not like Dark Souls, but it didn't work.

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#28 Posted by SpacePringles (24 posts) -

every night

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#29 Posted by sofakingcool (404 posts) -

I had a dream years ago that I was getting drinks with the entire hotspot crew so Jeff, Ryan, Rich, Alex, and others were there. Good dream.

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#30 Posted by oct_ONES (69 posts) -

I've fallen to sleep listening to the Bombcast many times and had the crew haunt my dreams. I can't remember any particular instances besides me just hanging out with the staff or sitting in on a podcast recording.

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#31 Posted by phrosnite (3519 posts) -

I don't think so...

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#32 Posted by TomA (2787 posts) -

No. But I did have one that involved briefly involved Vinny. Mr.Caravella, please get out of my mind.

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#33 Posted by KevinK (217 posts) -

@Metal_Mills said:

I once had a dream about a heavily tanned Mexican Ryan David with a mustache.

Who's Ryan David?

Anyway. I dream a lot and almost every night. I had a dream where I was hanging out with Ryan Davis and we were just chilling playing video games and Jeff showed up and I was excited to meet him, but he was like not interested in me. :(

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#34 Posted by 49th (3548 posts) -

I had a dream that I was on my bed with Jeff and a raccoon - he was killing it.

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#35 Posted by SimplyTron (80 posts) -

I did, with Ryan in it. It just came down to we were playing something, don't remember what. But Ryan got up to the bathroom, he came back and was totally naked. I started getting mad and asked him to stop fooling around. Then Jeff put his hand on my leg and said, this is just how we do things. He grabbed me. I am not very big so he was able to hold me down while Ryan grabbed my pants, pulled them to my ankles and proceeded to pulverize my anus. I think I had that dream because I had gone commando the day before because when they pulled my pants down, they didn't need to get at my underwear. I woke up all sweaty. And sore...

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#36 Posted by laserbolts (5506 posts) -
@SimplyTron Good God.
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#37 Posted by RE_Player1 (8010 posts) -

I had a dream once with the whole crew but I think that's because I fell asleep with the bombcast on loop.

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#38 Posted by TheHBK (5670 posts) -

@SimplyTron said:

I did, with Ryan in it. It just came down to we were playing something, don't remember what. But Ryan got up to the bathroom, he came back and was totally naked. I started getting mad and asked him to stop fooling around. Then Jeff put his hand on my leg and said, this is just how we do things. He grabbed me. I am not very big so he was able to hold me down while Ryan grabbed my pants, pulled them to my ankles and proceeded to pulverize my anus. I think I had that dream because I had gone commando the day before because when they pulled my pants down, they didn't need to get at my underwear. I woke up all sweaty. And sore...

Jesus.

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#39 Posted by ThatFrood (3471 posts) -

D:

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#40 Posted by SimplyTron (80 posts) -

@laserbolts It is why I hate the I love Mondays vids. The face he makes there, is the same one he made in the dream... just lust and longing for my supple and soft young body.

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#41 Posted by ButtDiver (11 posts) -

No

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#42 Posted by Khadyn (242 posts) -

@TheHBK said:

@SimplyTron said:

I did, with Ryan in it. It just came down to we were playing something, don't remember what. But Ryan got up to the bathroom, he came back and was totally naked. I started getting mad and asked him to stop fooling around. Then Jeff put his hand on my leg and said, this is just how we do things. He grabbed me. I am not very big so he was able to hold me down while Ryan grabbed my pants, pulled them to my ankles and proceeded to pulverize my anus. I think I had that dream because I had gone commando the day before because when they pulled my pants down, they didn't need to get at my underwear. I woke up all sweaty. And sore...

Jesus.

.....

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You just won the most fucked up post of Giantbomb 2011!!

What's even better...I can't even comment on this cause it's just THAT fucked up!!

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#43 Posted by Nodachie (86 posts) -

I usually have dreams of Dagon rising from the ocean, Nyarlathotep walking and shoggoth's devouring the great shivering city. Strangly enough, GaintBomb dub-step is playing through it all.

JEFF!!

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#44 Posted by beforet (3376 posts) -

No. I think you've been on the site a bit much.

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#45 Posted by fetchfox (1678 posts) -

Had one with Vinny, Jeff and Ryan a long time ago, but don't remember what about... Maybe playing a game or talking about something, but nothing @SimplyTron crazy.

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#46 Edited by Slaker117 (4873 posts) -

I fell asleep listening to the Screened-cast one time and had a dream in which I drove past Rorie sitting on a grass lawn with a sound mixer, recording a podcast by himself.

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#47 Posted by benpicko (2016 posts) -

Yes. The dream took place at school.

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#48 Posted by Scalec (76 posts) -

Nope no niet non nej

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#49 Posted by HisDudeness (262 posts) -

No, but yesterday I had a dream in which I went to the theatre with two friends and Ricky Gervais

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#50 Posted by Buscemi (1125 posts) -

Once I dreamed that Jeff was my dad and he gave me video games from his private stock.

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