How many colds has Gerstmann had in the last 10 years?

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#1 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3822 posts) -

Germs and little critters love to get in there - they like to get real deep. Dig around, cause trouble. Really stir it up in there, really get where it counts - go below the belt and beneath the arms - titillate every node. It's a ripe porterthouse.    
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#2 Edited by BiffMcBlumpkin (3822 posts) -

Germs and little critters love to get in there - they like to get real deep. Dig around, cause trouble. Really stir it up in there, really get where it counts - go below the belt and beneath the arms - titillate every node. It's a ripe porterthouse.    

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#3 Posted by marc (831 posts) -

Why have millions, when you can have.... billions?

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#4 Posted by buzz_clik (7470 posts) -

1,134

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#5 Posted by Metroid545 (1839 posts) -

who is counting?

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#6 Posted by AndrewB (7814 posts) -

When you travel all over to gatherings of thousands of people, you tend to catch stuff. Also keeping in mind that PAX has numerous cases of Swine Flu confirmed right now.

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#7 Posted by Emilio (3581 posts) -

I'll go with 4

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#8 Posted by Systech (4190 posts) -

At least over 8,999.

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#9 Posted by torus (1106 posts) -
@systech said:
" At least over 8,999. "
Wut.
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#10 Posted by Gunner (4398 posts) -
@Metroid545 said:
" who is counting? "
@buzz_clik said:
" 1,134 "
Apparently he is :P
 
Im not here to judge... *cough*STALKERS!*cough*
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#11 Posted by AndrewB (7814 posts) -

IT'S GENERALLY IN THE RANGE OF APPROACHING 9000!!!!!!!

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#12 Posted by Tebbit (4589 posts) -

Why are we guessing how many colds he's had? Pretty soon he'll be finding giant ACME nets on the floor with roast chickens on them. 
 
Mmm... roast chicken.. 
 
 
HYIIIIIIIIIIIIP

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#13 Posted by Toxin066 (3469 posts) -

Somewhere around 1,001,001 colds.

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#14 Posted by Dethfish (3809 posts) -

Just 9000, probably no higher than that though.

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#15 Posted by OwnlyUzinWonHan (1554 posts) -

Between 500-899
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#16 Posted by demonbear (1934 posts) -

Biff i swear to god you're the weirdest i've ever seen on the web, and it gets pretty weird out here.

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#17 Edited by BiffMcBlumpkin (3822 posts) -
@AndrewB said:

"When you travel all over to gatherings of thousands of people, you tend to catch stuff. "


Catches lots of stuff, all the stuff really gets in there. It goes deep though, bothers the nose. It really becomes part of him, causes trouble. Gets dirty.
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#18 Posted by Seedofpower (4059 posts) -

This thread is creeping me out......... Why would you ask this question?
I only get sick about 2 twice at the most a year. How would he get sick 500 times in 10 years? That's 50 times a year. A cold only lasts about a week and we only got about 53 weeks a year. So by my math he is only health 3 weeks out of the year?
 
Last I check he didn't look sick for pax.

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#19 Edited by BiffMcBlumpkin (3822 posts) -
@Seedofpower said:

"I only get sick about 2 twice at the most a year. "

Maybe you should stop trying to make this thread all about you. I also get sick 2 twice, big deal.
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#20 Posted by Jolly_Lolly (3593 posts) -

what

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#21 Posted by Dalai (7868 posts) -

I'm more interested in the number of venereal diseases he had in the last 10 years.  That might explain his love for the Dreamcast and Diane Sawyer. 
  

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#22 Posted by Psyx2 (405 posts) -

OVER NINE--

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#23 Posted by Seedofpower (4059 posts) -
@BiffMcBlumpkin said:
" @Seedofpower said:

"I only get sick about 2 twice at the most a year. "

Maybe you should stop trying to make this thread all about you. I also get sick 2 twice, big deal. "
Right. Normal people get sick that often. Jeff is a normal person, not a walking magnet for disease.
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#24 Edited by Kohe321 (3569 posts) -

The answer is 15

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#25 Posted by PureRok (4273 posts) -
@Seedofpower said:
" @BiffMcBlumpkin said:
" @Seedofpower said:

"I only get sick about 2 twice at the most a year. "

Maybe you should stop trying to make this thread all about you. I also get sick 2 twice, big deal. "
Right. Normal people get sick that often. Jeff is a normal person, not a walking magnet for disease. "
I only get sick once. The same month every year (January) for the past ten years. I can go the rest of the year without any worry of getting sick.
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#26 Posted by natetodamax (19462 posts) -

You're all wrong. Jeff Gerstmann doesn't get a cold. The cold gets Jeff Gerstmann.

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#27 Posted by sundby (26 posts) -

over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#28 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3822 posts) -

I feel that this poll is still super relevant. 
 
Gerstmann attracts the sickness. He brings it in.
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#29 Edited by CL60 (17117 posts) -

Approx. 3,139,654

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#30 Posted by Brendan (9038 posts) -

Like bugs to a lamp...to a Gerstmann.
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#31 Posted by FesteringNeon (2276 posts) -

0 (Zero).  
Gerstmann never gets sick. 
He fakes to blend in.  
 A Robot fueled by vitamin C.  
100%.  
 You can't beat 100%  
Oh Nooooo. (yea, take that Kool-Aid man)

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