I Can't Not Hear Jeff

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#1 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6651 posts) -

Okay let me preface this by saying


I AM NOT A CRAZY PERSON


But I can't let this go by, NOT THIS TIME. I have looked everywhere trying to find someone else who has made this connection. Fucking Youtube, fucking Giantbomb, fucking Google, I looked up the fucking original song, I looked up a fucking video of Redrapper just talking so I knew he didn't just sound like that, I fucking looked everywhere. On the internet. It happened. But no one else has even mentioned that there may, in some alternate reality, exist a similarity. I have searched for every variation of word combination I can create with the English language and yet I have returned here, fruitless.

Let me state once again I AM NOT A CRAZY PERSON, but I can't not hear Jeff in this fucking video.
  
      

0:27


WHAT DID I SAY.


I TOLD YOU, NOT CRAZY.


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#2 Posted by KarlPilkington (2810 posts) -

wat

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#3 Posted by Vodun (2393 posts) -
@LordXavierBritish: Check it yo, you crazy dog.
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#4 Posted by MistaSparkle (2286 posts) -

Jeff wouldn't come to play. He'd come to e-shop.

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#5 Posted by Bigrhyno (509 posts) -

I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

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#6 Posted by MattyFTM (14812 posts) -

I can almost sort of hear it. But no, it doesn't sound that much like Jeff.

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#7 Posted by Damodar (2020 posts) -

Eh I can kind of hear it, but I don't see why it would send you on some wild internet search to see if other people agreed.


Just sounds like Redrapper.
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#8 Posted by vaiz (3065 posts) -

I hear it, but I'm not sure I would if you hadn't pointed it out.

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#9 Posted by Soap (3774 posts) -

Sounds nothing like him, you are officially insane... sorry :(

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#10 Posted by PaulRevere (223 posts) -
@punkxblaze said:
" I hear it, but I'm not sure I would if you hadn't pointed it out. "
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#11 Posted by DrPockets000 (2877 posts) -

Not really.

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#12 Posted by linkster7 (1295 posts) -

Yeah gotta go with Insane, not even close.

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#13 Posted by h0lgr (977 posts) -

At 0:27, yeah absolutely. The other times, not at all.

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#14 Posted by Azteck (7416 posts) -

I disagree heartily.

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#15 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6651 posts) -

You have to wear really decent headphones, that is the only way it works.


Trust me on this you guys.
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#16 Posted by ThatFrood (3471 posts) -

Consensus is that you are, in fact, a crazy person.

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#17 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6651 posts) -
@ThatFrood said:
" Consensus is that you are, in fact, a crazy person. "
I want to believe.
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#18 Posted by jorbear (2570 posts) -
@LordXavierBritish: Fear not, for I am with thee. Jeff has come to play.
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#19 Posted by Dauragon (571 posts) -

Haha at :27 It totally does sound like Jeff's creeper voice from when he reads dsiware descriptions. 


The rest sounds like not-eminem. 
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#20 Posted by abdo (1095 posts) -
@punkxblaze said:
" I hear it, but I'm not sure I would if you hadn't pointed it out. "
This.

@MistaSparkle said:
" Jeff wouldn't come to play. He'd come to e-shop. "
Hahaha
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#21 Posted by the_hiro_abides (1293 posts) -

Sorry I don't hear it either. And that's after listening to one of Jeff's songs on a NDX podcasts.

And when things start getting conditional all I can think of how crazy the conditions get up to really understand. Like as well as decent headphones, be on the internet at 4 am during a full moon while it's raining, on the west coast 2 days after a quake.

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#22 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6651 posts) -
@the_hiro_abides said:
" Sorry I don't hear it either. And that's after listening to one of Jeff's songs on a NDX podcasts. And when things start getting conditional all I can think of how crazy the conditions get up to really understand. Like as well as decent headphones, be on the internet at 4 am during a full moon while it's raining, on the west coast 2 days after a quake. "
You have to believe in your heart that it's there, otherwise it will elude you forever.
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#23 Posted by FreakAche (3053 posts) -

It sort of sounds like him.

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#24 Posted by geirr (3386 posts) -

It's like Block Rockin' Beats on Hot Dance 98;
close but no doubt a Midnight Brown wannabe.

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#25 Posted by Rockanomics (1187 posts) -
@LordXavierBritish said:
" @ThatFrood said:
" Consensus is that you are, in fact, a crazy person. "
I want to believe. "
I hear it!
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#26 Posted by Vinny_Says (5914 posts) -

Jeff has no time for games on the 3DS, he's gotta prepare for the e-shop launch extravaganza which he is headlining.

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#27 Posted by Cloudenvy (5893 posts) -

I want to believe but...That hardly reminded me of Jeff.

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#28 Posted by Cr0ssbow (115 posts) -

I'm with you bro, I totally hear it there at the end.
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#29 Posted by craigbo180 (1763 posts) -

If you think that's Jeff's voice I hope you warmed up first because that is really stretching!

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#30 Edited by Yummylee (24646 posts) -

It's time to face facts, Xavier *begins to call The Top Men*





























''HE'S CAUGHT ON! HE MUST BE SILENCED!''
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#31 Posted by hockeymask27 (3696 posts) -
@MattyFTM said:
" I can almost sort of hear it. But no, it doesn't sound that much like Jeff. "
ya only the first 3 seconds after that I lose it.
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#32 Posted by Popskinz (504 posts) -

Nah.

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#33 Posted by Genjai (311 posts) -
@MattyFTM said:
" I can almost sort of hear it. But no, it doesn't sound that much like Jeff. "
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#34 Posted by Bollard (7665 posts) -

Please stop using double negatives, you're appalling grasp of the English language is upsetting me.

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#35 Posted by Tebbit (4590 posts) -

Yes, it does. Don't listen to the haters. Trust in your heart, and trust...

in love.

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#36 Posted by guiseppe (2843 posts) -

I totally hear it.

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#37 Posted by Aetos (1700 posts) -
@punkxblaze said:
" I hear it, but I'm not sure I would if you hadn't pointed it out. "
That about sums it up.
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#38 Posted by Kjellm87 (1735 posts) -

Hmmmm nah.
Maybe in the end there.

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#39 Posted by drag (1212 posts) -
@LordXavierBritish said:

"

I AM NOT A CRAZY PERSON


I AM NOT A CRAZY PERSON,

I TOLD YOU, NOT CRAZY. 

>________> 
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#40 Posted by DelroyLindo (387 posts) -

I hate jeff

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#41 Posted by TooWalrus (13395 posts) -

...What the fuck is wrong with you?

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#42 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6651 posts) -
@TooWalrus said:
" ...What the fuck is wrong with you? "
Everything.
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#43 Posted by TheSmashing (321 posts) -

you should visit a otolaryngologist 

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#44 Posted by Geno (6767 posts) -

0:27 definitely does sound like Jeff. 

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#45 Posted by MooseyMcMan (12572 posts) -

No. Maybe if I was drunk I might think it was him, but no. 

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#46 Posted by Lemmycaution217 (1802 posts) -

Yo, your ears lie.

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#47 Posted by FlyingRat (1454 posts) -

I think some people are missing the fact that you specifically pointed out the 27 second mark. I can totally hear what you're talking about there.  Kinda sounds like Jeff as a black dude though.

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#48 Posted by Rek503 (138 posts) -

I don't hear it. All I hear is Red Rapper. I think he even said that line in question on the "fight for relief" stream.

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#49 Posted by h0lgr (977 posts) -
@FlyingRat said:
" I think some people are missing the fact that you specifically pointed out the 27 second mark. I can totally hear what you're talking about there.  Kinda sounds like Jeff as a black dude though. "
Thank you. Was thinking this throughout the whole thread.
Close minded... mumble mumble...
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#50 Edited by SlightConfuse (3996 posts) -

i  hear it  so you are not crazy

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