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    Jeff Gerstmann is the co-founder and former Editor-in-Chief of Giant Bomb as well as a professional video game scientist and anime expert.

    If Jeff Gerstmann walked into your house, what would you do?

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    #1  Edited By AZ123

    I would probably say, "Whoa! Jeff Gerstmann!" and go up and give him a bro-hug. I probably would then order a pizza for us.

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    #2  Edited By Jimbo

    Tell him to be more careful.

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    #3  Edited By TheMustacheHero

    I would probably be like, Use the door.

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    #4  Edited By Out_On_Bail

    I'd kick him the hell out for not knocking, then think about calling the cops.

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    #5  Edited By clubsandwich

    nothing because I wouldn't be at home, zing!

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    #6  Edited By Two

    Challenge him to a friendly game of Blitz (whichever version he decides.)
     
    TO THE DEATH.

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    #7  Edited By Stang

    Ask him how the fuck he managed to get in. Pepper spray might be involved.

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    #8  Edited By buzz_clik

    It depends on what I was in the middle of doing. If I was cooking dinner, I'd be friendly and set another place. If I was busy watching Young Buns 3, however...

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    #9  Edited By Pie

    Remove pants

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    #10  Edited By mikevanpwn

    I would show him this thread.

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    #11  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    I'd throw him out of the window, and go skateboarding down the street on his corpse, because I would instantly know it was a dream and decide to have some fun with it.

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    #12  Edited By demonbear

    He'd probably be naked with NVGs on and it would bee by night, so I wouldn't see him. Stalkin' Jeff

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    #13  Edited By mordukai

    I would ask him how much do I owe him for the pizzas... Insert Rimshot Here...JK.
    In all seriousness I would ask him WTF is he doing in this crappy town.

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    #14  Edited By Al3xand3r

    0:44, and also 1:07

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    #15  Edited By mowgers

    Ask him how much he gets paid so he can fly all the way from the West Coast to England to perform random home invasions on a whim. I guess then he'd see I don't own a copy of SF4, or KOF, or MK or anything like that and probably leave. I'm British, so naturally I'd be honour bound to offer him a cup of tea regardless.

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    #16  Edited By metal_mills

    Force him to watch all 3 extended Lord of the Rings seeing as he has never seen them.

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    #17  Edited By gingertastic_10

    Ask him why the fuck he was in Indiana. And then probably pass out.

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    #18  Edited By teptom

    Wonder how drunk he has to be to end up in Indiana and at my front door.

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    #19  Edited By CoolDrMoney

    I'd probably play some Rock Band with him, maybe put in a round of NFL Blitz to test my skills against the legend, and then drive him over to Cambridge and drop him off at Harmonix so Alex can pick him up.

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    #20  Edited By Kaido

    Rape.

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    #21  Edited By jonsnow007
    @Kaido said:
    " Rape. "
    Yep, there will be some sex involved that's for sure and I would prefer that he didn't play nice.
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    #22  Edited By KuroXai

    *Gasp*

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    #23  Edited By NukeSpoon

    Offer him a cup of tea.

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    #24  Edited By Sharpshooter

    I'd check him for head injuries and ask him if he saw the faces of the people who knocked him out and dropped him off in Ballyfermot (thats in Dublin, Ireland in case you don't know)

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    #25  Edited By jNerd

    Grab two shot-glasses, my mason jar full of blueberry moonshine & light up a blunt. 
    Then ask what game he wanted to get down on.
    I'd probably ask for a few matches of Marvel vs Capcom 2 tbh.

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    #26  Edited By DeadMan

    He would probably be dead, theres plenty of guns in my house so I would suggest knocking on the door first.

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    #27  Edited By iamjohn

    Say "dude, why are you in my house?"

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    #28  Edited By matthew

    Immediatly take him to the greasiest burger joint in town (Awful Awful), then head to the Japanese food market and get some crazy beverages, then have a rap off in the back yard with the whole of the city watching and waiting to see how the fate of RENO is decided.......

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    #29  Edited By dredavis

    Well, I would probably run for my life.

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    #30  Edited By citizenjp

    Throw him a sword and challenge him to a duel.

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    #31  Edited By Mikl

    Ok I was fine with the best laugh thread but this is seriously getting creepy
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    #32  Edited By zyn

    I would say, "Dude, you okay?  This is the UK and, err... wait, it's been a long trip.  I'll get you a beer!"

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    #33  Edited By Demo

    Tickle him.
     
    Then fill the bathtub with videogamey stuff to rub on our naked bodies.

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    #34  Edited By ArcBorealis

    Well, first I'd get him a coat, because obviously he'd be freezing up here (well, not right now, but in a few months it will).  
    Then I'd show him what little games I own and then we'd both buy some to help increase my library, play some, get bored, and then he'd leave. 
     
    Unless of course, he brought his own stuff games and all, otherwise, yeah I'd let him in.

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    #35  Edited By Ginger_Avenger

    Jump in his arms Scooby Doo Style, and then go and get us some sparkling wine.

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    #36  Edited By ch13696

    Tell him that the homeless shelter is just around the corner.

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    #37  Edited By Doubt

    Suplex him

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    #38  Edited By bshirk

    Challenge him to a freestyle rap battle.

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    #39  Edited By Demo
    @Ginger_Avenger said:
    " Jump in his arms Scooby Doo Style, and then go and get us some sparkling wine. "
    That wins my friend.
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    #40  Edited By ArchScabby

    take off my pants.

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    #41  Edited By CL60

    Say hello.

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    #42  Edited By djstyles92

    take my pants off and get some pancakes and syrupp

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    #43  Edited By Cerza

    I'd give him a handshake and get him a beer.

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    #44  Edited By karneh

    I'll scream "WAIT YOUR TURN" and tell him to get out.

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    #45  Edited By TheGremp

    I would say, "Dude, YES."

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    "NEVER"

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    #47  Edited By Th3_James

    i would say hey, then offer him a cold beverage or a tasty snack....i pride myself on being a good hostess

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    #48  Edited By Gargantuan

    I'd ask him what he's doing in a small village in northern Sweden and then give him some Djungelvrål.

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    #49  Edited By Death_Unicorn

    Orgasm.

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