I'd boot him out of my house all mean-like, and then while he walks out I'd whistle a Midnight Brown song.

sock him in the face and steal his sneakers.

Break out a beer for him.

pull down my pants and bend over

_____   his   _______

" I would kick his ass and ask why the hell he walks into ppl houses like that. "

" @PJ said:

" I would kick his ass and ask why the hell he walks into ppl houses like that. "

Pssh... I doubt you could do it... This is Jeff Gerstmann we're talking about. The same fella who drives off big ass ramps daily... "

Ask him why he hates Splinter Cell.

I'd mug him up, plaster him inside a wall and steal his identity, for lolz.

Not really sure. Be pretty bewildered I imagine, though after that wore off...hmm. After that, I don't know, say hi and ask when Deadly Electric is coming out?

I would freak out and probably kick him out .

Grab a camera, because I would want the evidence for the trials that would be sure to happen.

give him a beer

Kick him in the balls and say, "Where the fuck is Mr. Davis?"

I'd offer him a drink & ask if he's interested in collaborating on a song, then he'll decline & be on his way.
 
It'd still be kinda cool though.

gtfo of my house.

I would offer him my sister and then force him to marry her. She really needs a good husband.

*Sweep throws a pokeball at the wild Jeff Gerstmann!!*

" Throw him a sword and challenge him to a duel. "

Ask him to rip out the god damned ODST advert on all the videos, and whore a different game for a little while.

*Jeff Walks In*
Me: Whoa its Jeff! I told my friends there was a 110% chance of me meeting you one day!
 Jeff: *eye twitch* YOU CAN"T BEAT 100%!   *SLAP*
 
yea. . . just like that.

" Ask him to rip out the god damned ODST advert on all the videos, and whore a different game for a little while. "

" @msdss said:

" Ask him to rip out the god damned ODST advert on all the videos, and whore a different game for a little while. "

good one dipshit! "

" @MasturbatingBear said:

" @msdss said:

" Ask him to rip out the god damned ODST advert on all the videos, and whore a different game for a little while. "

good one dipshit! "

My bad, have I inadvertently offended your people? "

" I would probably say, "Whoa! Jeff Gerstmann!" and go up and give him a bro-hug. I probably would then order a pizza for us. "

YOU SENT THE PIZZA

If Jeff Gerstmann walked into your house, what would you do?

I'd shoot him for trespassing.

id wonder how the hell he made it all the way to Australia, and then found my house. 

I would ask Jeff  to help me wack off some bananas!

Crack open some beers and fire up the xbox of course.

open the door, say "what the fuck?", and then make some ramen noodles and play street fighter

I would probably be super paranoid if I heard the door open. I smoke pot in the living room so any sound of the door opening freaks me out.

Ensure him that there is no surströmming in my household.

" I would probably say, "Whoa! Jeff Gerstmann!" and go up and give him a bro-hug. I probably would then order a pizza for us. "

Who is Jeff Gerstman

I'd congratulate him on getting past the laser grid, crocodile pit and the ninja grizzly bear mounted on a T-Rex. Then I'd probably ask him to leave...

Poke him to see if he was real this time.

Punch him in the nose and call the police. Hes just flown from America and broke into my damn house that's not normal.

call the police

1. Ask him wtf he's doing.
2. Tell him to leave.
3. If he doesn't leave, call the police.
 
For me, this can be applied to anyone, really.

Wonder when the urban foxes became Urban Gerstmanns. 
Is he going to bite the kids?

Hand him a hatchet and a bottle of Faygo, then go to town on some Mofo's!

" 1. Ask him wtf he's doing. 2. Tell him to leave. 3. If he doesn't leave, call the police.  For me, this can be applied to anyone, really. "

Play some Gamecube and maybe bro out