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    Jeff Gerstmann is the co-founder and former Editor-in-Chief of Giant Bomb as well as a professional video game scientist and anime expert.

    Jeff vs. the dinosaur... would would be victorious?

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    Edited By Dalai

    Jeff vs. a dinosaur... could totally happen.
    Jeff vs. a dinosaur... could totally happen.
    So the E3 home page looks nice and all, but a new question has arose.  Who would win in a fight between Jeff Gerstmann and a tyrannosaurus rex?  Personally, I'd put my money on Jeff.

    Thoughts?  How would Jeff kill the monster?
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    #1  Edited By Dalai

    Jeff vs. a dinosaur... could totally happen.
    Jeff vs. a dinosaur... could totally happen.
    So the E3 home page looks nice and all, but a new question has arose.  Who would win in a fight between Jeff Gerstmann and a tyrannosaurus rex?  Personally, I'd put my money on Jeff.

    Thoughts?  How would Jeff kill the monster?
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    #2  Edited By ZeroCast

    The Dino.

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    #4  Edited By Agnogenic_delete

    Sorry Jeff but I would have to side with the T to the Rex.

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    #5  Edited By wrecks

    Seeing as a T-Rex is nothing but a giant eating machine, Jeff would last 1 second.

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    #6  Edited By deactivated-5b65f243818c0

    Jeff....with a rocket launcher....might win.

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    #7  Edited By DrRandle

    Jeff can use Self Destruct, if nothing else. Does that count as a win for him if the dinosaur dies and he presumably just passes out?
    (Referencing his 5/5 review picture, btw.)

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    #8  Edited By Claude

    I don't know, but it would be a hell of a fight. Old School.
    I don't know, but it would be a hell of a fight. Old School.

























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    #9  Edited By Dr_Feelgood38

    I can only quote Claude on this one.

    What Vinny doesn't know is that T-Rexs drain ice.
    What Vinny doesn't know is that T-Rexs drain ice.


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    #10  Edited By Seedofpower
    Ossi said:
    Jeff would give it a 1/5 stars and it would explode.
    You sir are a winner.
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    #11  Edited By Dalai
    Dr_Feelgood38 said:
    I can only quote Claude on this one.What Vinny doesn't know is that T-Rexs drain ice. [more]
    Oh that is too good.
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    #12  Edited By cc23574
    Dr_Feelgood38 said:
    I can only quote Claude on this one.What Vinny doesn't know is that T-Rexs drain ice. [more]

    That is epic...

    On topic: Jeff would bite the dino's head off
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    #13  Edited By ShadowKiller

    Jeff would win if he uses the awesomeness of the Jazz Hands.


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    #14  Edited By toowalrus

    Jeff's cool and all, but I'm sure the T-Rex would bite his head clean off. Sorry Jeff, I'm sure you'd give us a great spectacle, though.

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    #15  Edited By dsplayer1010

    Sorry Jeff, but the dino could win in less than a second.

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    #16  Edited By TheKidNixon

    Seeing how a T-Rex has a brain the size of a pea, I doubt that Jeff's greatest weapon (his disarming sense of humor) would not save him.

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    #17  Edited By addictedtopinescent
    @Dr_Feelgood38: Awesome

    But Jeff is power level 9000 !!!
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    #18  Edited By Gizmo
    addictedtopinescent said:
    @Dr_Feelgood38: AwesomeBut Jeff is power level 9000 !!!
    +1

    Making all the difference.
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    #19  Edited By addictedtopinescent
    Gizmo said:
    addictedtopinescent said: @Dr_Feelgood38: AwesomeBut Jeff is power level 9000 !!! +1Making all the difference. [more]
    hahaha 
    of course 
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    #20  Edited By BigBoss1911

    Jeff has a chocotaco.The winner is obvious.

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    #21  Edited By jakob187

    Jeff wouldn't kill the dinosaur.  It's quite obvious in that picture that he is in fact the bait to lure the T.Rex into Ryan, Brad, Vinny, and Drew's cleverly disguised trap of makeshift bamboo spears covered in Amazonian fire ants encased in peanut butter...


    ...covered with big ass leaves, of course.
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    #22  Edited By JackiJinx
    @Dr_Feelgood38: Hilarious, my good sir.
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    #23  Edited By MikeHawk

    How many Jeffs would it take  to beat the T-Rex? Someone run that D&D stat calculator they used on the bombcast.

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    #24  Edited By jakob187
    @MikeHawk: Unfortunately, I think that Jeff is dual wielding shields...so I think he's at a -1 hit point dmg.  Luckily, I think he's got high dexterity, so he should be able to run like a motherfucker!!!
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    #25  Edited By KamasamaK

    Jeff would just throw a giant bomb into its mouth and *boom*.

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    #26  Edited By vigorousjammer

    I think the answer here is pretty obvious... the winner would definitely be a Doritos delivery truck.

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    #27  Edited By jakob187
    @Vigorousjammer: FUCKING EH, COTTON!!!
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