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    Jeff Gerstmann is the co-founder and former Editor-in-Chief of Giant Bomb as well as a professional video game scientist and anime expert.

    Jeff's new facial hair.

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    #1  Edited By vigorousjammer

    Who else thinks it looks rad? 
     
    I think he really pulls it off. 
    Actually, he kind of looks like Ryan MacDonald now. 
     
    I mean, he's not throwing up any of these:  

       
    But he's still pulling off that Ryan MacDonald look.
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    Oh my God it's so good.

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    #3  Edited By pr1mus

    I came to the forums for some crazy, i am not disappointed.

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    He looks like he teaches Videogamology, which also makes that time Brad called him Professor Video Games even funnier.

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    #5  Edited By jking47

    I like his Goku hair style better

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    #6  Edited By Cube

    I really like it, it adds personality. I look like a baby without facial hair.

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    #7  Edited By vigorousjammer
    @Brodehouse said:
    He looks like he teaches Videogamology, which also makes that time Brad called him Professor Video Games even funnier.
    Oh man, what if Jeff started wearing glasses, and that lab coat he wore that one time? 
    That would literally be perfect with that beard.
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    #8  Edited By colourful_hippie

    I'm inclined to say that there was already a thread on this, but yeah...I really like it.

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    #9  Edited By FritzDude

    I think he's more beautiful without much hair, but who am I to judge. Do what you think is best for yourself Jeff.

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    #10  Edited By Sayishere

    Suits him, i always thought he couldnt actually grow one, i know he had a stache at one point.

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    #11  Edited By StarvingGamer

    Does anyone else think it makes him look like an anthropomorphized hamster? Like he's a character from Arthur or something?

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    #12  Edited By Hizang

    It still needs time to grow, I'm starting to come around on it though.

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    #13  Edited By McGhee

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    #14  Edited By FengShuiGod

    Jeff has transformed from man-child to gigolo before our eyes..

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    #15  Edited By toowalrus

    He looks like the kind of guy who would ask you to come over and help him move a bookshelf...

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    #16  Edited By TheSouthernDandy

    Facial Hair Jeff is dope. If he combined it with Dr. Tracksuit he'd be getting ladies for days.

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    #17  Edited By Hailinel

    It looks kind of skeezy, actually. Like I'm expecting him to sell me real estate out of a van in the slums.

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    #18  Edited By pyromagnestir

    He can grow better facial hair than I can. I'll give him that much.

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    #19  Edited By colourful_hippie

    @Hailinel said:

    It looks kind of skeezy, actually. Like I'm expecting him to sell me real estate out of a van in the slums.

    And that's why I love it.

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    #20  Edited By Getz

    He should have just gone full beard. What he's got now is too large for a goatee. Every man looks better with a beard, that's my view.

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    #21  Edited By ChadMasterFlash

    Patrick needs to learn how to grow facial hair, Brad, Vinny and Dave need their grizzled ass beards back, then they can start Giantbeard.com: a website about Videogame beards.

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    #22  Edited By joshthebear

    He looks like a dirty Saiyan who sells bootleg dragon balls in the park.

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    #23  Edited By morden2261

    @McGhee said:

    This is fantastic.

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    #24  Edited By PeasantAbuse

    Facial hair in 2013? lol

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    #25  Edited By Animasta

    @_Chad said:

    Patrick needs to learn how to grow facial hair, Brad, Vinny and Dave need their grizzled ass beards back, then they can start Giantbeard.com: a website about Videogame beards.

    I don't think I could handle patrick with a beard

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    #26  Edited By toowalrus

    I actually shaved my beard recently. I don't know why, but for some reason the beard worship was starting to feel juvenile and I felt like it was time to grow the fuck up and be a god damned adult. I only quit shaving my face in the first place because I was getting lazy, anyway.

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    #27  Edited By CaptainObvious

    @PeasantAbuse said:

    Facial hair in 2013? lol

    What's wrong with facial hair in 2013?

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    #28  Edited By Yummylee

    For someone who can't grow facial hair, he can grow some pretty alright facial hair. He kinda looks like my Uncle now, too.

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    #29  Edited By I_smell

    I think he looks like a straight up D-bag!
     
    but w/e that's just like my opinion, man.

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    #30  Edited By Jackhole
    @CaptainObvious said:

    @PeasantAbuse said:

    Facial hair in 2013? lol

    What's wrong with facial hair in 2013?

    Facial hair is soooo TWO THOUSAND AND LATE
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    #31  Edited By Trilogy

    @Jackhole said:

    @CaptainObvious said:

    @PeasantAbuse said:

    Facial hair in 2013? lol

    What's wrong with facial hair in 2013?

    Facial hair is soooo TWO THOUSAND AND LATE

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

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    #32  Edited By CaLe

    Mine is better but whatever. He can do what he wants. The people telling him to shave it off need to gtfo.

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    #33  Edited By emprpngn

    @TooWalrus said:

    I actually shaved my beard recently. I don't know why, but for some reason the beard worship was starting to feel juvenile and I felt like it was time to grow the fuck up and be a god damned adult. I only quit shaving my face in the first place because I was getting lazy, anyway.

    Beard worship is ridiculous, but growing facial hair is kind of an adult thing to do. If you keep it groomed, it's fine.

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    #34  Edited By Jackhole
    @Trilogy said:

    @Jackhole said:

    @CaptainObvious said:

    @PeasantAbuse said:

    Facial hair in 2013? lol

    What's wrong with facial hair in 2013?

    Facial hair is soooo TWO THOUSAND AND LATE

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

    I know what you need  
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    #35  Edited By CptBedlam

    His beard + the new hairstyle reminds me of a photoshapped picture of him (maybe it was a Syndicate thing). Anyone knows what picture I'm talking about? I can't find it. But yeah... apparently it is what Jeff is working towards now.

    Found it:

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    He looks all-grown-up now...in a non-pedophilic-newspaper-article sorta way.

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    #37  Edited By Nux

    It looks good on him. I hope he keeps it for a while.

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    #38  Edited By Green_Incarnate

    He's evil version of Jeff.

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    #39  Edited By Subjugation

    I hope he keeps it.

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    #40  Edited By morningstar

    Who cares.

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    #41  Edited By LikeaSsur

    He definitely can't pull it off like the rest of the crew can, but at least he can grow facial hair.

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    #42  Edited By Trilogy

    @Jackhole said:

    @Trilogy said:

    @Jackhole said:

    @CaptainObvious said:

    @PeasantAbuse said:

    Facial hair in 2013? lol

    What's wrong with facial hair in 2013?

    Facial hair is soooo TWO THOUSAND AND LATE

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

    I know what you need

    That is just uncouth sir! Show some decorum on these forums!

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    #43  Edited By EuanDewar

    its funny cause im pretty sure this is the first time in his life he has ever had facial hair

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    #44  Edited By vigorousjammer
    @EuanDewar said:

    its funny cause im pretty sure this is the first time in his life he has ever had facial hair

    Well, besides that whole mustache stint a while ago. 
     
    I always thought that mustache looked weird on him, but with the full goatee, it totally works.
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    #45  Edited By cyberfunk

    It looks like the assasins creed logo.

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    #46  Edited By EuanDewar

    @Vigorousjammer said:

    @EuanDewar said:

    its funny cause im pretty sure this is the first time in his life he has ever had facial hair

    Well, besides that whole mustache stint a while ago. I always thought that mustache looked weird on him, but with the full goatee, it totally works.

    ikr almost as if that was the joke

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    #47  Edited By Ravenlight

    Everybody looks good with some well-maintained facial hair. Jeff seems to really be owning the look, though.

    I'm still hella disappointed Brad and Vinny fell off that train.

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    #48  Edited By zoozilla

    The more he looks like Nicolas Cage in Zandalee, the better.

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