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    Jeff Gerstmann is the co-founder and former Editor-in-Chief of Giant Bomb as well as a professional video game scientist and anime expert.

    OFFICIAL thread de Jefe's HATRED

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    #1  Edited By Hirushubi

    During my weekly bombcast session, I couldn't help but receive unconventional wisdom from a fellow giantbomb denizen...


    This thread serves only as a fictive containtment facility for everything that is wrong with the planet Earth...Adversely, any substantial matter worthy of Jeff Gerstmann's hatred.

    I'll begin:

    The color maroon and/or Regis Philbin

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    *Jeff has never publicly admonished these two putrid presences, but we can all attest to the probability of abhorrence.*
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    #2  Edited By mikemcn

    These things must be cataloged for future generations!

    and i would add anime..... he only said it was for jerks though

    and he hates the first transformers movie

    Yes... i fail at embbeding pics
    Yes... i fail at embbeding pics

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    #3  Edited By Cube

    Seinfeld

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    #4  Edited By 71Ranchero

    I heard he hates Kittens. 

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    #5  Edited By gearhead
    Alliance Starbird
    Jeff hates Star Wars. He must be on the dark side....and by the dark side, he must be a Trekkie. Damn Trekkies.
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    #6  Edited By apathylad

    From my understanding, he only liked the first Terminator movie and hated the rest. Oh, and he really hates Star Wars.

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    #8  Edited By buzz_clik

    Meatloaf. That's the food, not the musician-slash-actor.

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    #9  Edited By fr0br0

    Bufu at the wrong time.

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    #10  Edited By Hirushubi

    People who act arrogant in high level street fighter competition...

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    #11  Edited By Death_Unicorn

    Does this OFFICIAL thread have the OFFICIAL Jeff Gerstmann stamp of approval?

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    #12  Edited By Hirushubi
    @Death_Unicorn said:
    " Does this OFFICIAL thread have the OFFICIAL Jeff Gerstmann stamp of approval? "
    This is UNOFICIALLY the OFFICIAL thread of Jeff Gerstmann's hatred...Got it??!!

    So, no...not really...
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    #13  Edited By turbomonkey138
    @Fr0Br0: That was fucking hilarious
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    #14  Edited By Scooper

    People that still go around saying things are 'Hella tight' and 'money'.

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    #15  Edited By harrisonave

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    #16  Edited By Kohe321

    Coconuts (as can be seen here)

    Coconut
    Coconut

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    #17  Edited By PowerSerj

    Edgy Sonic.

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    #18  Edited By Kohe321
    @Scooper said:
    " @Kohe321 said:
    " Coconuts (as can be seen here)

    Coconut
    Coconut
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    I thought he said "COCONUTS ARE WORTH MORE THEN HUMAN LIFE!!!!" at some point. Maybe he hates the taste but apreciates their value. "
    What other value does a coconut have but its taste? Wow this is getting deep...

    lol
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    #19  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator
    @Scooper said:
    "I thought he said "COCONUTS ARE WORTH MORE THEN HUMAN LIFE!!!!" at some point. Maybe he hates the taste but apreciates their value. "
    Coconuts are worth more than human life is a reference to No More Heroes.
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    #20  Edited By TwoOneFive

    damnit, i love maroon, had a nice fender strat that was maroon once. i love seinfeld. and coconuts are my favorite!!

    jeff is like my enemy now. 
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    #21  Edited By vilhelmnielsen

    Jeff hates happiness. And probably Unicorns.

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    #22  Edited By RipTheVeins

    he hates Vince Vaughn (but really likes Clay Pigeons), and hates people who really like things.

    EDIT: to quote Jeff "Jesper is a SCUMBAG!"

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    #23  Edited By Hirushubi

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    #24  Edited By GregIsRad

    Jay Leno

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    #25  Edited By Bigandtasty

    Jeff es el jefe.

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    #26  Edited By Win

    He hates the terminator movies (except the original).

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    #27  Edited By Keyser_Soze

    Jeff hates Ben Stiller and Zach Braff. In fact Jeff seems to hate a lot of Hollywood/popular Jews? Is Jeff a self hating Jew?

    Touchy subject, don't go near it. LEAVE IT ALONE! LEAVE IT ALONE!

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    #28  Edited By ch13696

    Ill add the PS3. I know he hates the PS3. Its a given. Flame all you want people. And PC

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    #29  Edited By EvilTwin

    Mustard and Resident Evil.

    Look at it, disgusting.
    Look at it, disgusting.

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    #30  Edited By Hirushubi

    Jeff possesses a quasi/passive hate towards Jack Black.(He was originally a fan of tenacious d and Black's earlier career)

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    #31  Edited By TheFreeMan
    @Win said:
    " He hates the terminator movies (except the original).
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    That heretic! The second Terminator movie is amazing!

    This is indeed disturbing news.
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    #32  Edited By TheGreatGuero

    This fall... Jeff Gerstmann IS.... El Jefe.

    Coming soon to a theater near you.

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    #33  Edited By Hirushubi
    @TheGreatGuero said:
    " This fall... Jeff Gerstmann IS.... El Jefe.Coming soon to a theater near you. "
    HAHA!
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    He hates Turtles in Time AND Super Metroid. Say what?!

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    #35  Edited By Dan_CiTi  Online

    I don't see how someone can't like Street Fighter III, it's probably the most fun I've had with a fighting game, but everyone is entitled to their own opinions. 
    There are somethings on the list he legit hates and some things he just doesn't like I think, but there is no reason to get so specific.

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    #36  Edited By Hirushubi

    the offspring

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    #37  Edited By Red

    The word "gamer". 
     
     
    I wholeheartedly agree with him. 
     
    Also: anything on a sandwich that isn't cheese.

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    #38  Edited By PureRok

    This thread.

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    #39  Edited By bubahula

    Gin
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    #40  Edited By Themanohall

    Rock Revolution and the terms "casual" and "hardcore"

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    #41  Edited By ch13696

    Jeff hates you. And me. Tell me something that Jeff doesn't hate.

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    #42  Edited By Damian
    @PureRok said:

    " This thread. "

    Haha! Probably.  
     

     Too obvious?
     Too obvious?
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    #43  Edited By breadfan
    • Hospitals
    • Planes
    • Airports
    • Cops
    • Elevators
    • Lawyers
     
    oh wait that's Francis
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    #44  Edited By vaiz

    Duke Nukem Forever.

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    #45  Edited By tearhead

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    #46  Edited By dopeman

                                                                

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    Jeff hates communsim
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    #47  Edited By buzz_clik
    @Damian: Jeff hates Greco-Roman columns?
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    #48  Edited By Bigandtasty
    @buzz_clik: No, he hates blood-stained cuffs.
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    #49  Edited By Damian
    @buzz_clik: @Bigandtasty: er, I was going for "Jeff hates homosexual innuendoes mixed with violence as the message only serves to confuse an already conflicted public", duh!
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    #50  Edited By AhmadMetallic

    why are we discussing what another human being hates ? just because he's the owner of the website, the things he hates are important and special? 
     
    he's just another guy, with his personal likes and dislikes, stop being this fucking stupid

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