The Best Of Gerstmann's Tumblr 2013

JEFF GERSTMANN IS A THREAT is home to Jeff Gerstmann thoughts and answers to the questions asked by people on the internet. I go here ever couple of day to have a chuckle or 2 and i am greeted with the dumb awesome responded by Mr.Jeff to Anonymous (randies on the internet).

Here are some funny questions and answers fromtumblr

For non-Tumblr people

The Greyish part is the question, the black part is the answer by Jeff. If there is no grey then its just a post by geoff.

Anime is plague to society, The Gertsmann is one of the few public figures brave enough to fight it without fear.

Jeff Gerstmann is the most threatening of threats!

That's a pretty best best of.

Aaahhhh Jeff, you so crazy!

@donpixel:

Xenophobia ahoy.

@video_game_king: nah, I'm Mexican I believe soap operas (telenovelas) are quite possibly the worst thing ever to exist on this earth, they ruin lifes and burn people's brains. Is not about where you from, is about avoiding shitty things no matter where they come from.

I'm not against japan, they have gave us a lot of what I consider to be the best videogames ever made. But anime, nee fuck dat shit.

Geoff Gertsman!

Final Fantasy 4 is the shit

ADAM BOYS.

"Hatsune Freakus" is definitely my favorite and something I use constantly to describe any anime watching scum.

It reminds me how strange the world can be somethings, some sick people dwells out there.

I'd like to think that every question from Anonymous came from the same person named Ralphie.

This is one of my favorite posts.

http://blog.jeffgerstmann.net/post/70371218621/according-to-facebook-this-is-one-of-the-20

i dont know why but the first time i read the "Hatsune Freakus" line i lost my shit.

@milkman: That doesn't make sense.

I frequently visit his tumblr. He's pretty active on it and it's usually good for a laugh. I had forgotten about the "I am from the west!" one. It's so fucking perfect, and still makes me laugh. That whole Hatsune Miku/youtube thing was great, actually.

Oi mate, you repeated the "FUCK YOU COP" one. Sweet list though.

I agree. It doesn't make sense that these Freakus are allowed to walk the streets. Lock 'em all up is what I say.

Oh, cool sarcasm, I guess.

That Mario ASCII response is pretty fantastic. The Jeff vs Anime stuff is always good for a laugh, too.

FUCK YOU COP

Tumblr brings out Jeff at his crustiest and it's wonderful.

Jeff is fucking hilarious.

@donpixel: I once read through a comment thread where people were mostly in agreement that "2D girls" are better than "3D girls". That's DSM-level scary shit.

You clearly have not watched Korean drama, nor interacted with people who watch Korean drama.

There are a lot of words you typed in that OP but deciphering them was ruinous so I stopped. I especially liked the part where you spell Jeff's name differently over the course of it all so I assume there are two people you are referring to; or maybe you're referring to Keighley but either way the second one disappears as this is only Jeff's tumblr and this Geoff guy has no part in it.

And ya, Jeff is pretty funny.

I would say this is a strong late contender

I love his tumblr and the (often) horrible questions he has to answer, but his responses are always the best.

I hadn't seen the Persona teaser, and I'm not sure if Jeff had at that point either, so the "you are slave" asks literally had me thinking I was falling into a fever dream hole. It was great.

Also:

@bigjeffrey said:

Jeff's tumblr is a fucking comedy goldmine. I just wish he'd respond to one of my questions sometime.

:(

Is there a best of mixlr yet? I think that time he went to get gas during the e3 run was great!

Winner

http://blog.jeffgerstmann.net/post/66828584291/this-fake-dancing-sign-person-sign-thing-is

I particularly liked this one :3