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    Jeff Gerstmann

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    Jeff Gerstmann is the co-founder and former Editor-in-Chief of Giant Bomb as well as a professional video game scientist and anime expert.

    What job would Jeff not be PERFECT for?

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    #1  Edited By Yit

    I can't think of a job that I wouldn't love Jeff being.

    My good ideas:

    Lunch-server at school
    stand up comedian
    surgeon
    repairman
    etc.

    So, what job would Jeff not be good at?

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    #2  Edited By Shadow
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    #3  Edited By Gunner

    Musician... Sorry Jeff.

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    #4  Edited By krazychris

    Well I wouldn't let Jeff operate on me, but I think he'd be good at serving lunch cause how could anyone mess that up?

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    #5  Edited By Yit
    krazychris said:
    "Well I wouldn't let Jeff operate on me, but I think he'd be good at serving lunch cause how could anyone mess that up?"
    I've seen some messed up lunch. >.>
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    #6  Edited By weltal

    Pumping gas. I mean, really, this site is a lie.

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    #7  Edited By thordain

    Eidos Public relations....

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    I don't think he'd be a particularly good canned of creamed corn. Or are we strictly talking about vocations?

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    #9  Edited By KingGeorge

    After he got fired from Gamespot, I appointed Jeff as my Secretary of "Getting my Game On." Sadly, he didn't accept the position.

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    #10  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
    Weltal said:
    "Pumping gas. I mean, really, this site is a lie."
    thats awesome
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    #11  Edited By Systech
    • Racecar Driver
    • Doctor
    • Police Officer
    • Chip and Dales Dancer
    • Basketball Player
    • Ice Sculptor
    • Hitman
    • Hand Model?
    • Drug Dealer
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    #12  Edited By Shinryu
    KingGeorge said:
    "After he got fired from Gamespot, I appointed Jeff as my Secretary of "Getting my Game On." Sadly, he didn't accept the position."
    LOL!!!

    Also he would be a terrible batman villain
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    #13  Edited By ZombieJesus
    Weltal said:
    "Pumping gas. I mean, really, this site is a lie."
    Thats the best site ever
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    #14  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
    systech said:

    • Chip and Dales Dancer"
    ARE YOU KIDDING !
    picture this your siting in the audience and you hear:
    "Ladies are you ready to ride  Gerstmann Train"

    then he would come out and dance to Relax by frankie goes to hollywood.

    Jeff would make so much money Nuff said.
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    #15  Edited By Yit
    systech said:
    "
    • Drug Dealer
    "
    BUT HE KNOWS THE TERMS!
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    #16  Edited By jakob187

    Sham-WOW promoter.

    BTW...my roommate bought some Sham-WOWs last night.  = D  They're awesome!!!
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    #17  Edited By joey
    jakob187 said:
    "Sham-WOW promoter.
    BTW...my roommate bought some Sham-WOWs last night.  = D  They're awesome!!!
    "
    Billy Mays could kick the Sham-Wow guy's ass.
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    #18  Edited By Drebin_893

    Gamespot Editor.

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    #19  Edited By RHCPfan24
    Weltal said:
    "Pumping gas. I mean, really, this site is a lie."
    What the fuck is that?! It is hilarious, but...what? Someone made a site with a photoshopped Jeff pumping gas?! God, i love the internet.


    I can't think of anything that Jeff wouldn't be good at off the top of my head (except mathematician or something, but come on, who cares?), but I would love to see him as a roller coaster promoter. I would love to see a clip of him riding "Storm Runner" or some crazy roller coaster in which he is either hysterical or perfectly composed. Both would be extremely funny. Just think about it.
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    #20  Edited By weltal
    RHCPfan24 said:
    "Weltal said:
    "Pumping gas. I mean, really, this site is a lie."
    What the fuck is that?! It is hilarious, but...what? Someone made a site with a photoshopped Jeff pumping gas?! God, i love the internet.

    It comes from this old article. Credit for registering and creating that site goes to GiantGUS.
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    #21  Edited By LiquidPrince
    Thordain said:
    "Eidos Public relations...."

    Hehe...
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    #22  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    He'd be a terrible games journalist. Wait...

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    #23  Edited By Dots

    Some job that requires seriousness?

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    #24  Edited By Optiow

    A bin man.

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    #25  Edited By Vinchenzo

    Jeff would not be perfect for anything other than a game journalist. If he was something else, we wouldn't know about Jeff. That's just bad.

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    #26  Edited By WilliamRLBaker

    jeff would suck as a stripper

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    #27  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
    WilliamRLBaker said:
    "jeff would suck as a stripper"
    yet again i say the same thing:
    ARE YOU KIDDING !
    picture this your siting in the audience and you hear:
    "Ladies are you ready to ride  Gerstmann Train"

    then he would come out and dance to Relax by frankie goes to hollywood.

    Jeff would make so much money Nuff said.

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    #28  Edited By Snail

    Kindergarten teacher.

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    #29  Edited By stephengotlost

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    #30  Edited By Hamz

    Locking this down. Bit of an old and somewhat silly topic to be bumping at this time.

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