I can't think of a job that I wouldn't love Jeff being.
My good ideas:
Lunch-server at school
stand up comedian
surgeon
repairman
etc.
So, what job would Jeff not be good at?
Jeff Gerstmann
Jeff Gerstmann is the co-founder and former Editor-in-Chief of Giant Bomb as well as a professional video game scientist and anime expert.
What job would Jeff not be PERFECT for?
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Well I wouldn't let Jeff operate on me, but I think he'd be good at serving lunch cause how could anyone mess that up?
I don't think he'd be a particularly good canned of creamed corn. Or are we strictly talking about vocations?
After he got fired from Gamespot, I appointed Jeff as my Secretary of "Getting my Game On." Sadly, he didn't accept the position.
"Pumping gas. I mean, really, this site is a lie."thats awesome
"Pumping gas. I mean, really, this site is a lie."Thats the best site ever
ARE YOU KIDDING !
- Chip and Dales Dancer"
picture this your siting in the audience and you hear:
"Ladies are you ready to ride Gerstmann Train"
then he would come out and dance to Relax by frankie goes to hollywood.
Jeff would make so much money Nuff said.
"Pumping gas. I mean, really, this site is a lie."What the fuck is that?! It is hilarious, but...what? Someone made a site with a photoshopped Jeff pumping gas?! God, i love the internet.
I can't think of anything that Jeff wouldn't be good at off the top of my head (except mathematician or something, but come on, who cares?), but I would love to see him as a roller coaster promoter. I would love to see a clip of him riding "Storm Runner" or some crazy roller coaster in which he is either hysterical or perfectly composed. Both would be extremely funny. Just think about it.
"Weltal said:It comes from this old article. Credit for registering and creating that site goes to GiantGUS."Pumping gas. I mean, really, this site is a lie."What the fuck is that?! It is hilarious, but...what? Someone made a site with a photoshopped Jeff pumping gas?! God, i love the internet.
"jeff would suck as a stripper"yet again i say the same thing:
ARE YOU KIDDING !
picture this your siting in the audience and you hear:
"Ladies are you ready to ride Gerstmann Train"
then he would come out and dance to Relax by frankie goes to hollywood.
Jeff would make so much money Nuff said.
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