The name of this game alone is the greatest thing ever achieved by humanity.

lol bridz rnt in star wars. ive never playdfootball with a dog, that seems hrd! 

The name of this game alone is the greatest thing ever achieved by humanity.

Many games feel like work,  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  among them. However,  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  also feels like the Best Job Ever.  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is usually like being a professional chainsaw-wielding glacier demolisher at a party where the penguins are going to need a lot of ice cubes. Sometimes, however,  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is like a phone call from a hallucinating Mike Tyson moments before you’re supposed to kiss the bride.

 Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is a videogame based both on the film “Frailty” (in which the “god’s hand” killer intones, “I don’t kill people; I destroy demons“) and the idea of throwing bucketsful of baseballs, one at a time, hard as you can, at a barn-side-sized cube of maple-syrup-sticky Styrofoam.  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is alternatingly the friction of repeatedly dropping a bowling ball into a massive cardboard box full of delicious bubble wrap, its sweet vinyl scent like Jesus’s kid sister, and the frustration of bending at the knees to pick that bowling ball up again, thirsting only for the next sticky drop.  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is the friction of an electric knife through a frozen ham.  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is the friction of a baseball bat against an oncoming Toyota Prius.  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is the friction of a cricket bat against an oncoming Harley Davidson.  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is, occasionally, a NASCAR broadsiding a freight train.  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is a stick of butter so hard it will break your teeth if you think it’s a candy bar.  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is the Pringles of videogames. Though Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is usually like poking holes in a watermelon with a chopstick for the best reason (“no good reason”),  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is sometimes like using a pizza cutter to eat ice cream. At its best,  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  allows you to indulge in your curiosity re: how hard you would have to flex to break a Canada goose’s neck.

It looks like a steaming pile of shit.

There, I commented. Now where's my prize?

This topic is out of Bow-Wow-ounds

@Buneroid said:

The name of this game alone is the greatest thing ever achieved by humanity.

Too bad the game ain't as amazing as its name :/

Fur-st down!

fuck fuck fuck fuck

hahaha

@CallofSpartansofWar1337 said:

Haha! There aren't any birds in Star Wars. I have never played Football with a dog, that seems like it would be hard.

Yeah, at least when they're...I dunno, on the running with the ball side (offence?) I bet I could tackle a few bitches if they were coming straight at me though, unless they were allowed to bite. Ouch!

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lol bridz rnt in star wars. ive never playdfootball with a dog, that seems hrd! 

@CallofSpartansofWar1337 said:

lol bridz rnt in star wars. ive never playdfootball with a dog, that seems hrd!

I have no idea what you just said sir but I think I like it.

@CallofSpartansofWar1337:

How could anyone not like it?

if people would get on board with my idea of a Jerry Rice and nitus dog football endurance run the forum would be full of posts in no time.

Then I shall grace this forum with my very first post. Such a game deserves no less!

@afjkidd5:

Thanks you good sir, you shall not regret it. Also welcome to the forums!