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    Jessica Chobot is a writer on Zombie Studios' survival horror game Daylight and host of Nerdist News. Previously she worked at IGN as an on-air host.

    I don't understand Jessica Chobot.

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    apathylad

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    #101  Edited By apathylad

    Don't worry, EpicSteve. Most of us don't understand girls in general.

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    #102  Edited By raiz265

    I don't see the problem.

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    #103  Edited By ozzdog12
    @AlfredCapone said:
    " i wouldnt kick her out of bed "
    Well said
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    #104  Edited By CL60
    @raiz265 said:
    " I don't see the problem. "
    That's because there is no problem.
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    #105  Edited By HitmanAgent47

    nice

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    #106  Edited By Red12b
    @Landon said:
    " That picture is epic...epic for the win. "
    I wonder how many people quoted you?  
     
     
    and yes that was what I was going to write regardless of what was in the thread. 
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    hey Steve i think this is one of those "sex sells" type things. 

    fundraising is one of the more difficult things to do in life; nothing worse than to walk into a storage room full of merchandise. 

    i mean you can have the most awesome package put together, let say like a phaser signed by kirk, spock, and bones.  and you'd get crickets, nothing but f'ing crickets. 

    but auction off a bra worn by pam anderson from the set of barb wireBAM you getting so many clicks you'd think it was the Busan leg of the South Korea National Starcraft tournament. 

    i think these marketers are really savy and they're capialising on the desparation of gamers like us.  throw something sexual and the bait gets bitten everytime. 
     
    in terms of classy, i've seen some koemon breast walk thing where there's bumper stickers like save my ta-tas or something like i have a huge rack.  stuff if a guy like me says would get slapped hard across the face. 
     
    Full Disclosure: I am a Chobot fan and hopefully I was obective, but I may have been biased even though I don't realise it myself.  I don't like olivia munn and actually this art piece don't look too good imho, but to each it's own. 
     
      
    dude great quote at the end.
     
    @VinceNotVance
    said:

    "The intentions were good, and it's easy for me to hate on the girl, but the way it's being promoted is an obvious ploy to grab headlines and the horny reader's attention.  As I've said many, many times before, Jessica Chobot is one of life's greatest mysteries. Here is a girl that I am annoyed by and desperately attracted to. I simultaneously feel the urge to tell her off and stick my tongue down her throat. "



     
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    #108  Edited By jakob187

    Wait, so this is an entire thread of people getting pissed about a chick who happens to be something of a celebrity in the video game industry making a bust of herself topless, having it painted to look like Kratos, and then auctioned off so the proceeds go to charity for breast cancer? 
     
    OH MY GOD, THAT'S SO TERRIBLE! 
     
    Look, whether you like her or not, that doesn't matter.  Someone using their celebrity...and even their assets...in order to bring attention to a good cause is completely worthwhile.  Moreover, who fucking cares if she decided to make a plaster bust of her tits?!  THEY'RE HER TITS!!! 
     
    "OH MY GOD, SHE DID SOMETHING NAKED!"  I'm pretty sure she has sex naked too!!!  OMG!!!11!!11!  I'll bet she even SHOWERS naked!!!  ZOMFG!!!  NO WAY!!!
     
    T_T 
     
    You people can be so fucking stupid sometimes, it baffles me.  Get over it. 
     
    As for the calls about Jessica's attractiveness/gamer cred/etc., that's all subjective opinions.  Personally, I think she's just the right amount of cute, quirky, and goofy.  Whether others like that or not is their own thing.  =  /

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    #109  Edited By ryanwho

    Chobot is a real world 6 and a game world 9. Naturally capitalizing on the added exposure.

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    #111  Edited By jonnyboy

    That makes us even, Jessica Chobot gets on my tits.
     
    Seriously though, the more money they raise for Breast Cancer great, but Chobot can fuck off.

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    #112  Edited By Spiral_Stars

    Lick a PSP, get a job someone else should probably be doing. Sounds like a deal to me.

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    demontium

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    #113  Edited By demontium

    I love cho- arity.

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    #114  Edited By MrKlorox

    No nipples? Somebody got ripped off and it wasn't the charity.

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    #115  Edited By wefwefasdf
    @Landon said:

    " That picture is epic...epic for the win. "

    Bahahahaha
     
    I don't see the big deal. :/
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    #116  Edited By Chubbaluphigous

    I wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers in bed.  As long as he didn't talk too much.

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    #117  Edited By hockeymask27
    @animateria said:
    " Doing stuff for charity?  What a whore!        /SARCASM "

    My thought exactly. Think about we all know  
     
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    #118  Edited By Arbie
    @ZeForgotten said:
    " Yeah, who does she think she is.  Doing this kind of stuff for charity...  "
    We should burn her! Burn her now! 

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    #119  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

    Kind of cool she did that, very very creepy for someone to buy that.

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    #120  Edited By WilliamRLBaker
    @YukoAsho said:
    " Could someone please put a bullet in her now?  And why is it so few women in games writing are even willing to try to get by on their own merit?  Seriously, do any of them actually like videogames? "
     
    theres a difference between not trying to get out there on your own merit, and being forced not too..Women like Jessica chobot have no choice in the matter, they are not allowed to work on their own merits because they are hot and people fixate on this.
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    #121  Edited By RichardLOlson

    Good or bad, I would still stick it to her.

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    #122  Edited By Vinchenzo

    God she's ugly.

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    #123  Edited By FluxWaveZ
    @Vinchenzo said:
    " God she's ugly. "
    Wow.

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