Nothing better than mediocre games with shoddy mechanics to go with constantly swearing, morally bankrupt idiots trying too hard to be anti-heroes.  Even better when they come from the same game company that makes shoddy Hitman games and can only parlay digital boobs into a profit.

The stance and forcing of Jeff Gerstmann's execution has forever made me fan of you guys at Eidos.  Now please, before you force more hardworking, honest consumer minded reviews to get the chopping block, hows about making a few games that aren't bland?

Quiet, you might unleash the gods and Jeff will be fired again.

If that were to happen, I would lol.

I might have listened/cared about your opinion, but then you called the Hitman series shoddy, and that dog won't hunt, monsignor. Also, do you have some sort of problem with boobs? If so, turn in your man card at the door, son.

I hate the stupid swearing

"I might have listened/cared about your opinion, but then you called the Hitman series shoddy, and that dog won't hunt, monsignor. Also, do you have some sort of problem with boobs? If so, turn in your man card at the door, son.
"

I'll take a "shoddy" Hitman game over a bunch of middle-aged crooks swearing at me.

(( GTA IV is an exception ))