I got to try out Microsoft's full suite of Kinect games today, including Dance Central, Kinect Adventures, Kinectimals, Kinect Sports, Kinect Joy Ride, and Your Shape: Fitness Evolved, and once I wring all the sweat out of this now completely ruined shirt, I'll try and have more detailed reports, though I wanted to share these incredibly ridiculous images that Kinect Adventures took of me while I was doing some ridiculous pretend river-rafting. Just think: this holiday season, THIS JACKASS COULD BE YOU. 

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I got to try out Microsoft's full suite of Kinect games today, including Dance Central, Kinect Adventures, Kinectimals, Kinect Sports, Kinect Joy Ride, and Your Shape: Fitness Evolved, and once I wring all the sweat out of this now completely ruined shirt, I'll try and have more detailed reports, though I wanted to share these incredibly ridiculous images that Kinect Adventures took of me while I was doing some ridiculous pretend river-rafting. Just think: this holiday season, THIS JACKASS COULD BE YOU. 

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Haha niiicee pictures

nice

awesome...i coulda been first comment but ma USB hub is janky

WOO THAT COULD BE ME!

haha

Is that Nate Ahearn?

#3 made my day.

Hm... uh.
 
Cute?

Oh man those pictures...

See, Ryan get's it, look how he's kinecting with that guy next to him...a lifetime friendship has been created this day

Oh god...  Haha.  I'm looking forward to Kinect Quick Looks.    :P

Haha. Is it bad that probably what will be the best aspect about this game is the ridiculous pictures it takes?

You got some air in the 3rd one lol

Would be so much better with a green screen behind you.

While looking like a jackass is certainly tempting I think I will have to pass.  Thanks for taking a bullet for the team on this one, Ryan.  My life is better for having seen these pictures.

Kinect Adventures gonna make you.....I can't do it.I can't ruin Kris Kross....

Is that Nate Ahearn from ign?

Right, so just to recap: I have to spend today shooping Brad's photobomb 2.0 and now this quartet of handsomely flailing stupidity.

That's totally Nate Ahern from IGN beside him! lol

New material for the photoshop staff thread, I hope some awesome giantbomber is working on it right now.

Almost as appealing as Nintendo Party!

I love that Kinect is actually recording images of you flailing around like an idiot as you play. Insult to injury and all that.

" See, Ryan get's it, look how he's kinecting with that guy next to him...a lifetime friendship has been created this day "

OMG i want video NOW

Picture #3 forever.

NATE AHEARN?! He's dead though!

" Would be so much better with a green screen behind you. "

Can you automatically send these photos over twitter to annoy the whole world?

" @GrilledCheez01 said:

" See, Ryan get's it, look how he's kinecting with that guy next to him...a lifetime friendship has been created this day "

It was their mutual appreciation of "the water" that brought them together. "

Awesome.  Can't wait for the full report.

I want to see Vinny doing Dance Central. 

I think its fun, games should sometimes make you look like an idiot. Cant wait to get mine. Problem seems to be is that with more and more of these cameras, I cant seem to find place on top of my 32" TV. Was planning to get a new TV but after seeing Sony's press conference I will wait till 3D TVs drop in price to reasonably levels ( 2012 u think ?)

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for physical activity. When a  video games motion controls make me get up, I take issue with it. Jumping around is still an outdoor activity in my mind.

" @septim said:

" @GrilledCheez01 said:

" See, Ryan get's it, look how he's kinecting with that guy next to him...a lifetime friendship has been created this day "

It was their mutual appreciation of "the water" that brought them together. "

dude have you seen that water, just freakin look at it "

Great. Amazing. Yes.

For bringing us these ridiculous photos, Kinect is the shiz.

I want Kinect now, if not for the actual games themselves, than just for fun of coming up with the most disgusting and vulgar ways of playing them.

Pic #3 = Gold.

MUST, HAVE, VIDEO!

Haha first Sam and now Nate. Giantbomb- IGN crossovers: the time is now!

" NATE AHEARN?! He's dead though! "

Man, this is great

Hah, he looks like he's enjoying himself.

" @momosauky said:

" @septim said:

" @GrilledCheez01 said:

" See, Ryan get's it, look how he's kinecting with that guy next to him...a lifetime friendship has been created this day "

It was their mutual appreciation of "the water" that brought them together. "

dude have you seen that water, just freakin look at it "

they could go anywhere! "

Oh the photoshoping that will be done.

" Man, this is great
"