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    Kinect is a camera and depth sensor-based peripheral for the Xbox 360 that allows users to interact with and play games using their whole bodies, rather than using a standard controller.

    Guy playing kinect without moving. It IS the future

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    #1  Edited By mau64

      

      Hilarious video of a man playing Kinect without moving and getting 3rd place in joyride.
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    #2  Edited By zeforgotten

    So it's like playing a game of Forza with all the assists turned on and then just taping the "win" button down with some tape and just leaving the game on for hours? 
    Amazing, this is indeed the future of stuff we have seen before..

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    #3  Edited By first2die

    Awesome video, that'll show the man who's boss. 
     
    The still photo's of the 'action' are the best.

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    #4  Edited By KimChi4U

    and who said this game wasn't for everyone??? 

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    #5  Edited By smokemare

    Lol -  suspect dweveloper shenanigans here...
     
    Interestingly this goes with the XBOX Kinnect - gaming is for everyone, as clearly this game could be played by 'the dead' using Kinnect...

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    #6  Edited By BunkerBuster

    You guys laugh - until you realize its reading his mind.  

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    #7  Edited By alistercat

    That's brilliant. The amount of driving it does for you seems ridiculous.

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    #9  Edited By J12088
    @dudeglove:  I'm 30 seconds in and already know I'm likely to turn this off cause of his damn boring voice. He sounds like Kevin out of the office.
     
    edit: Impressive tho considering how stupid the A,I is in that game.
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    #10  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    Kinect Joy Ride, the game of champions.

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    #11  Edited By Tordah

    What an amazing display of skill. Kinect Joy Ride is truly the new template for hardcore gaming.

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    #12  Edited By XenoNick

    Wow. playing games in the future looks sooooooo boring.

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    #14  Edited By Rek503
    @BunkerBuster said:
    " You guys laugh - until you realize its reading his mind.   "
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    #15  Edited By mekon

    I saw him move his eyeballs, does that count :p

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    #16  Edited By onarum

    KINECT

     
    Because not everyone has a brain
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    #17  Edited By HitmanAgent47

    Well you don't want to fustrate new gamers or casual gamers.

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    #18  Edited By monkeyking1969

    That's nothing... Stephen Hawking won first place. 

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    #19  Edited By Mrskidders

    One of many reasons that I won't be buying a Kinect.

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    #20  Edited By SomeJerk
    @dudeglove said:

    " It's still not as bad as Call of Duty: Black Ops
     


    Are you trying to say that the Blops video, one stage that required the player to move and interact a few times while playing, is a worse example of automated hand-holding gameplay  than this, which is played perfectly still and automated to a fully self-playing degree?
     
      English is my third language, either I misunderstood or you've got regrets purchasing the Kinect.
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    #21  Edited By stinky

    thats nothing, i got 2nd and i've never played it at all. 

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    #22  Edited By KaosAngel

    It's a launch Kinect game, and Kinect sold 1 million units it's opening week. 
     
    Clearly people got faith in what it can do.  Give it time.

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    #23  Edited By roborobb

    YOU ARE THE CONTROLLER

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    #24  Edited By Capum15

    That was hilarious. I loved his expression and the pictures at the end were the best.

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    #25  Edited By recroulette
    @KaosAngel said:
    " It's a launch Kinect game, and Kinect sold 1 million units it's opening week.  Clearly people got faith in what it can do.  Give it time. "

    Dear god...
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    #26  Edited By Video_Game_King

    Ultimate proof that Kinect is just a rip-off of the Wii :P:
     
      

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    #27  Edited By ProfessorEss

    I had a somewhat similar experience the first time I played ExciteTruck.
     
    I beat the guy I was playing against by about 45 seconds, but he drove so poorly and hit soo many trees that his "HIT TREE" bonuses awarded him first place despite me nearly lapping him.

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    #28  Edited By AhmadMetallic

    he's got some kickass skills
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    #29  Edited By iam3green

    wow, it looks boring to do that. pretty weird man.

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    #30  Edited By Adamsons
    @BunkerBuster said:
    " You guys laugh - until you realize its reading his mind.   "
    Fantastic.
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    #31  Edited By ShockD

    Cheater uses telekinesis.

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    #32  Edited By Azteck
    @dudeglove said:

    " It's still not as bad as Call of Duty: Black Ops

    The people commenting on that video are fucking idiots.
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    #33  Edited By nintendoeats

    Um...youtube spam?

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    #34  Edited By Ragdrazi

    Oh good lord.
     
    But Kinect has hallucination inducing tiger cubs. Therefore it has to be great.

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    #35  Edited By Vinchenzo
    @HitmanAgent47 said:
    "Well you don't want to fustrate new gamers or casual gamers."
    Die.
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    #36  Edited By Zimbo

    @dudeglove:

    Not really, it still takes some semblance of skill to make it through a level without firing your gun whereas in the Kinect game all the guy had to do was sit there and do absolutely nothing. Still, its annoying how games can be scripted so much it doesn't really matter what you do in it. The guy in the Blops video is a complete dick btw.

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    #37  Edited By Jimbo

    At least he didn't win.  It doesn't take a whole lot more effort than that to get through most current gen games.

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    #38  Edited By LiquidPrince
    @XenoNick said:
    " Wow. playing games in the future looks sooooooo boring. "
    Game plays you.
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    #39  Edited By ch13696
    @dudeglove said:
    " It's still not as bad as Call of Duty: Black Ops
     
      
    "
    Dude, you didn't know? You can play through the whole game without firing your gun.
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    #40  Edited By Ragdrazi
    @dudeglove said:

    " It's still not as bad as Call of Duty: Black Ops
     
      

    "
    Well, now, isn't that interesting. We all sit here with our hardcore gamer sense of superiority, but the truth is, the hardcore house hasn't been in order for years, has it. This lack of challenge trend and the sense of entitlement that says you should be able to beat a game by virtue of putting it in and yet still feel like a bad ass is really unique to this generation. Yeah, what right to we have to attack Kinect when we've been doing this exact same kind of thing for years. Kinect really is the future, and, yes, it does look boring, and, yes, it is our fault.
     
    You add to that the fact that this game was a huge commercial success in spite of being from Activision, you add to that how terribly Infinity Ward was treated, and there are a lot of people here who really should feel ashamed of themselves.
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    #41  Edited By coryrx8

    I was watching this in a tiny window in the background at work, but I don't remember the guy in the video even blinking during the entire race. I don't want to scream "fake!" about a video that isn't, but was that an actual video in the upper-left or just a freeze-frame? 
     
    EDIT: Watched it again. Definitely not a still picture. His ability to sit completely still like that for the entire race is a little creepy.
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    #42  Edited By Jack268
    Oh no the downfall of gaming is here waaaahhh 

    Whatevs, I'll be over here playing multiplayer and PS2 games. Tell me when developers grow back their balls.
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    #43  Edited By Ragdrazi
    @Jack268:  No, good. You go be a hooting douche-bag over there with all the other hooting douche-bags.
     
    Multiplayer is part of the fucking problem.
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    #44  Edited By 2HeadedNinja

    that ... is friggin hilarious.

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    #46  Edited By Jack268
    @Ragdrazi: Yeah, because competitive gaming has made games so easy. Street fighter is so easy it hurts.
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    #47  Edited By tourgen
    @dudeglove: wow.  that's pretty good evidence that games have been getting a lot easier.  I usually argue the other way but it's hard to ignore video evidence.  His anti-console rant midway thru is a little uncalled for though.  I think it's just a case of COD being so successful.  They arent' going to actually make the game hard and frustrate a large % of their cash-carrying audience.  Hell it might have even been in the game design doc: "make the first level so god damn easy 99.9% of our customers can complete it."
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    #48  Edited By 234r2we232
    @dudeglove said:
    " @somejerk said:

    Are you trying to say that the Blops video, one stage that required the player to move and interact a few times while playing, is a worse example of automated hand-holding gameplay  than this, which is played perfectly still and automated to a fully self-playing degree?  "
    Yes, because one of them is (meant to be) a AAA game, while the other is a shitty launch title. It's like the horrendous FMV games of years gone by, except instead of horrible actors there are just horrible voice actors. "
    Eff. Where's that "u mad" meme when it's most relevant? :(
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    #49  Edited By bwmcmaste
    @Rek503 said:
    " @BunkerBuster said:
    " You guys laugh - until you realize its reading his mind.   "
    "
    Yes, there will come a time when the Red Ring of Death has a whole new meaning.  
     
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    #50  Edited By ryanwho

    I wish apologists could take the day off and just enjoy how ridiculous this is.

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