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    Kinect is a camera and depth sensor-based peripheral for the Xbox 360 that allows users to interact with and play games using their whole bodies, rather than using a standard controller.

    Kinect Confirmed To Be Top Selling Holiday Product - Ellen Plug

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    #1  Edited By KaosAngel

    With the news of Oprah giving away Kinect, and making all of America's MILFs to buy one next week, Kinect has yet again been confirmed to sell more millions. 
     
    Ellen has been given a Kinect and loves it!  Now all the liberals will buy it up. 
     
    Bitches (and Whores), I'm proud to be a gamer and I am glad that this is the future of the next generation. 
     
      

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    #2  Edited By Ragdrazi

    You do not have a good reason to be living.

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    #3  Edited By ninjakiller

    I weep for the future.

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    #4  Edited By Teaspoon83

    You know, although I feel like Kinnect will probably fail horribly, I hope that there are creative developers who do make the killer app for those who want a AAA Game that every "Hardcore" gamer wants. Sadly, we don't have any except those who want to dance that will come out at launch. 
     
    Look at the Wii for example. Lots of cheap waggle family games but some awesome games here and there. Give it time I say. 

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    #5  Edited By Mrskidders

    Kinect makes me want to self harm.

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    #6  Edited By apathylad

    Jim Sterling said that he has a feeling lots of people will buy a Kinect without realizing they need a 360.

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    #7  Edited By KaosAngel
    @Apathylad said:
    " Jim Sterling said that he has a feeling lots of people will buy a Kinect without realizing they need a 360. "
    Doesn't the Kinect box have a big ass 360 logo?  I don't think anyone would be that silly...
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    #8  Edited By Will1Lucky

    Please let this thing fail, please let this thing crash and bring realization to Microsoft they need to cater to the Hardcores still.
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    #9  Edited By Animasta
    @Will1Lucky said:
    " Please let this thing fail, please let this thing crash and bring realization to Microsoft they need to cater to the Hardcores still. "
    why? not getting enough gears of war or halo?
     
    as for kinect, just because ellen plugged it doesn't mean shit, dude; or Oprah, for that matter.
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    #10  Edited By JJWeatherman
    @Apathylad said:
    " Jim Sterling said that he has a feeling lots of people will buy a Kinect without realizing they need a 360. "
    That would be... kind of hilarious.
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    #11  Edited By KaosAngel
    @Laketown said:
    " just because ellen plugged it doesn't mean shit, dude; or Oprah, for that matter. "
    ....is that a sarcastic post?  Have you not seen how much shit sells when Oprah and Ellen say to buy it?
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    #12  Edited By Will1Lucky

    @Laketown said:

    " @Will1Lucky said:

    "                      Please let this thing fail, please let this thing crash and bring realization to Microsoft they need to cater to the Hardcores still.                                         "
    why? not getting enough gears of war or halo?  as for kinect, just because ellen plugged it doesn't mean shit, dude; or Oprah, for that matter.

                       

                    "


     

    Oh no, the problem is that if Kinect sees success Microsoft will dedicate further resources towards it. Then we will see less games that cater to hardcore.
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    #13  Edited By valrog
    @Laketown said:
    " as for kinect, just because ellen plugged it doesn't mean shit, dude; or Oprah, for that matter. "
    Try explaining that to blinded people of America.
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    #14  Edited By Red12b
    @JJWeatherman said:
    " @Apathylad said:
    " Jim Sterling said that he has a feeling lots of people will buy a Kinect without realizing they need a 360. "
    That would be... kind of hilarious. "
    don't you mean awesome? 
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    #15  Edited By wefwefasdf
    @Red12b said:
    " @JJWeatherman said:
    " @Apathylad said:
    " Jim Sterling said that he has a feeling lots of people will buy a Kinect without realizing they need a 360. "
    That would be... kind of hilarious. "
    don't you mean awesome?  "
    Yes, very awesome.
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    I'm just stoked for Harmonix that they got the plug on the show. Very awesome. 

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    #17  Edited By MooseyMcMan

    I love how Microsoft is resorting to stuff like this to sell their product. Nintendo didn't have to do this with Wii, and Sony didn't do it with Move.  
     
    I should buy a Move set just to stick it to Microsoft. But I'd rather spend the money on something I'd use on more than just a remake of No More Heroes (especially since I already have Wii version of that game). 

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    #18  Edited By xyzygy
    @Laketown said: 

    why? not getting enough gears of war or halo?  as for kinect, just because ellen plugged it doesn't mean shit, dude; or Oprah, for that matter. "

    Ellen and Oprah are two of the most watched shows in North America right now. Ellen caters to a much larger variety of people than Oprah does, but I think Oprah has more viewers. But still, the fact that SO many people seen Kinect (not only advertisements outside of the show, but actually IN the show) means that it got a hell of a lot of exposition. Like it or not, especially in this time of the year - that DOES equal sales. 
     
    I effing love Ellen. Since she loves to dance, this is a perfect fit for her :P 
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    #19  Edited By HandsomeDead

    Ellen is so adorable that I want this to do well just because of her slight involvement in this.

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    #20  Edited By ProfessorEss
    @Laketown said:

    ...as for kinect, just because ellen plugged it doesn't mean shit, dude; or Oprah, for that matter. "

    Shyeah I know right, s'not like they're like, Kojima-san or something right?
     
    ...ah gamers and their lack of extended, real-world perspective.
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    #21  Edited By Tennmuerti
    @HandsomeDead said:
    " Ellen is so adorable that I want this to do well just because of her slight involvement in this. "
    See see.
    Prime example!
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    #22  Edited By ProfessorEss

    All I know is this:
     
    I showed my wife one Dance Central trailer and she's been excited ever since. She is now (literally upstairs from me RIGHT NOW) re-arranging our entire living room to accommodate Kinect so she can get her dance on.
     
    On the other hand, I really don't know what kind of percentile we fall into. She's not a gamer but she's enjoyed a number of games in the past. We were both super addicted to WoW for two years and she's also spent time super hooked on things like SimCity, Black & White and the old Nintendo 64 platformers. She's also incredibly PC savvy, a systems and database administrator by trade.
     
    So I can't be totally sure if this will catch the attention of every housewife out there, but I do wonder about it's potential, and haven't written it off as an obvious failure yet.

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    #23  Edited By Shadow

    Great.  Maybe if it sells well enough, someone will make a good game for it that isn't Dance Central.

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    #24  Edited By sjupp
    @ninjakiller said:
    " I weep for the future. "
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    #25  Edited By damnboyadvance

    The sad thing is that people are stupid enough to actually listen to them.

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    #26  Edited By ProfessorEss
    @damnboyadvance said:

    " The sad thing is that people are stupid enough to actually listen to them. "

    Not as sad as the people who decide to listen to Kevin Butler, a character, played by an actor, payed by Sony, to make their decision instead :P
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    @KaosAngel: 
    But the Wii HD Sony made is the next generation of awesome right?
    Stop making a fool of yourself.
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    #28  Edited By KaosAngel
    @TaliciaDragonsong I don't like the Move, haven't touched it in weeks. :|
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    #29  Edited By Geno

    Shit, why do they even bother with trailers anymore, just do this from now on. 

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    #30  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    Microsoft have definitely been doing a good job of getting the Kinect out there and in the eyes of the mainstream. I don't quite understand your pride over this though, essentially what the Kinect is offering is not gaming as we know it and will not not represent the future of what we know as gaming. Unless this is just me being stupid and failing to pick up on sarcasm here the only real reason I can see to be that proud of what the Kinect is doing to the industry is through a hope or belief that the peripheral will help to introduce more people to what we know as gaming in the long-term.

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    #31  Edited By KaosAngel
    @Gamer_152 think about this, a lot of single women and mums will be on XBL post Kinect.

    On the mobile so I can't type it all.
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    @KaosAngel said:
    " @TaliciaDragonsong I don't like the Move, haven't touched it in weeks. :| "
    And I remember you being so sure and positive it would change gaming as we know it.
     
    Were you this negative about the Wii too?
    Did that kill the gaming scene? Sure it affected it, but don't act like its the end of all time.
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    #33  Edited By joeybagad0nutz
    @Will1Lucky said:
    "Please let this thing fail, please let this thing crash and bring realization to Microsoft they need to cater to the Hardcores still. "
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    #34  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator
    @KaosAngel said:
    " @Gamer_152 think about this, a lot of single women and mums will be on XBL post Kinect. On the mobile so I can't type it all. "
    I just had a horrifying vision of what would happen if the casual Kinect community met with some of the individuals currently part of the XBL community.
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    #35  Edited By fattony12000

    I wonder...remote-detonated bomb under her car, or a knife to the throat while she sleeps.

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    While I couldn't care less about Kinect, I have to give it to Microsoft for being original. I dont like what Sony have done because it's such a blatant wii knock off. Even if it is better than the wii, the originality isn't there. It's the same way I'd rather spend money on something like Mirrors Edge than something like Call of Duty.

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    #37  Edited By Quacktastic

    It's like the Wii launch is repeating itself.  Get ready for some shitty games from every company to flood the launch window with garbage to catch the soccer mom train.

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    #38  Edited By KaosAngel
    @TaliciaDragonsong said:
    " And I remember you being so sure and positive it would change gaming as we know it. Were you this negative about the Wii too? Did that kill the gaming scene? Sure it affected it, but don't act like its the end of all time. "
    I am neither negative nor positive about Kinect.  I also got a Wii at launch, and my 360 broked so I need to buy a new 360 for the Kinect.  I'm just stating that Kinect is gonna sell a lot, I mean...Oprah and Ellen.  Those two say to buy it, millions of people will buy it.  That's good for MS, it'll stop their stocks from being downgraded by firms.   
     
    @Gamer_152 said:
    " I just had a horrifying vision of what would happen if the casual Kinect community met with some of the individuals currently part of the XBL community. "
    Yo, Soccer Mums learning about Tea-Bagging on the Halos and Calls of Duties.  Get on that shit.
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    #39  Edited By WrathOfBanja
    @zudthespud said:
    " While I couldn't care less about Kinect, I have to give it to Microsoft for being original. I dont like what Sony have done because it's such a blatant wii knock off. Even if it is better than the wii, the originality isn't there. It's the same way I'd rather spend money on something like Mirrors Edge than something like Call of Duty. "
    Have you ever heard of the eyetoy?
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    #40  Edited By ch13696
    @Will1Lucky said:
    " Please let this thing fail, please let this thing crash and bring realization to Microsoft they need to cater to the Hardcores still. "
    The hardcore gamers have vanished. We are the only ones left. We must breed and repopulate. You can thank Nintendo for this endangerment. 
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    #41  Edited By KaosAngel
    @WrathOfBanja said:
    " Have you ever heard of the eyetoy? "
    ...if you want to play that game, if I remember correctly back in the 90s, Microsoft had something similar to the Eye Toy for Windows.  I'm not one to take sides (unless it's about GT5), but no one is original in this industry anymore (except for Blizzard and/or Valve).
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    #42  Edited By AndrewB

    It's weird that the gaming branch of Microsoft knows how to market a product but the software division thinks cheesy television ads are enough.

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    #43  Edited By WinterSnowblind
    @KaosAngel said:


    Bitches (and Whores), I'm proud to be a gamer and I am glad that this is the future of the next generation. 
     

    Considering you've said yourself that you bought Move, everything you're saying is extremely hypocritical.
    Whether you like it or not, some people DO like these type of technology and WILL have fun with it.
     
    I don't think somebody who went out and bought one unproven motion controller with no games has any right to bad mouth another piece of tech and label it as the end of gaming.
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    #44  Edited By ch13696
    @ProfessorEss said:
    " All I know is this:
     
    I showed my wife one Dance Central trailer and she's been excited ever since. She is now (literally upstairs from me RIGHT NOW) re-arranging our entire living room to accommodate Kinect so she can get her dance on. "
    HAHA!! I can see you now putting down $210 for the accessory and game just to see your girlfriend play it once. Let's look at the better side. She might do this... 
     
      
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    #45  Edited By KaosAngel
    @WinterSnowblind: ...I haven't bad mouth'd it.  "Bitches and Whores" is a 4chan meme that GB ended up stealing, and I already stated before I'm buying a Kinect Bundle the week it comes out (on the account that both my 360s broke).  Also, since GT5 got pushed back, I'll end up buying a Kinect game.   
     
    I already stated a few times in other threads that I got full intent to pick up the Kinect Bundle.  :|
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    #46  Edited By ProfessorEss
    @ch13696 said:

    " @ProfessorEss said:

    " All I know is this:
     
    I showed my wife one Dance Central trailer and she's been excited ever since. She is now (literally upstairs from me RIGHT NOW) re-arranging our entire living room to accommodate Kinect so she can get her dance on. "

    HAHA!! I can see you now putting down $210 for the accessory and game just to see your girlfriend play it once. Let's look at the better side. She might do this... 
     
      
    "
    That would be a brighter side of things.
    Luckily my bright-side is more of a sure thing as I'm also getting a newer, bigger TV out of the deal.
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    #47  Edited By WrathOfBanja
    @KaosAngel:  All i was saying was that the Kinect isnt original either. So... I'm glad we agree? Haha.
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    #48  Edited By wickedsc3

    God i hate oprah and ellen so much.  But im sure all the mom's who watch these dumb shows will buy it up.  I don't promote them doing this, but it is a very smart business move.

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    #49  Edited By Erik

    I would like to talk some about Kinect but confidentiality-contract is a bitch :P

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