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Edited By Ryan  Staff
What freaks me out is how field-ready this thing looks.
What freaks me out is how field-ready this thing looks.
Here's a sterling example of the hoary old adage about life imitating abject awesomeness. Aside from alpha-male behavior laced with homoerotic overtones, nothing sums up Gears of War's blunt-force attitude like the Lancer. Seriously, is there anything ass-kickier than a wicked machine gun with a friggin' chainsaw strapped on the front? As you can tell from this video that CrunchGear dug up, it's even better in real life. We're not talking about some kind of fancy Nerf gun you'd keep in the bottom drawer of your desk, but an actual AR-15 with a functioning chainsaw blade bolted on the front, undoubtedly by a man whose deep commitment to being an unmitigated bad-ass makes my life look like a 24/7 stuffed-animal tea party. Pass me a razzleberry cupcake, Mr. Bearingsworth!

Check out the video for yourself to see some pumpkins get treated like the skulls of some feeble Locust grunts, and don't try to deny the fact that you too would cackle like a madman if you saw this in person.

  
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#1  Edited By Ryan  Staff
What freaks me out is how field-ready this thing looks.
What freaks me out is how field-ready this thing looks.
Here's a sterling example of the hoary old adage about life imitating abject awesomeness. Aside from alpha-male behavior laced with homoerotic overtones, nothing sums up Gears of War's blunt-force attitude like the Lancer. Seriously, is there anything ass-kickier than a wicked machine gun with a friggin' chainsaw strapped on the front? As you can tell from this video that CrunchGear dug up, it's even better in real life. We're not talking about some kind of fancy Nerf gun you'd keep in the bottom drawer of your desk, but an actual AR-15 with a functioning chainsaw blade bolted on the front, undoubtedly by a man whose deep commitment to being an unmitigated bad-ass makes my life look like a 24/7 stuffed-animal tea party. Pass me a razzleberry cupcake, Mr. Bearingsworth!

Check out the video for yourself to see some pumpkins get treated like the skulls of some feeble Locust grunts, and don't try to deny the fact that you too would cackle like a madman if you saw this in person.

  
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I would like to do lunch with this gentleman.

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#3  Edited By Bass

that's a little frightening.

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#4  Edited By daniel_beck_90

that is what I call a traditional lancer

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#5  Edited By MrMuise

What kind of manly man puts the safety on? Real many men eat safe for breakfast and crap out danger for brunch.

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#6  Edited By RodneythePom

Well at least if the commies ever invade, our backwoods militias are armed to the teeth.

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#7  Edited By AspiringAndy

hahaha, whatta fanboy.

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#8  Edited By Jeff  Staff

I love how his advancing-while-firing stance is super serious, but it all goes to hell when he tries to start up his silly chainsaw.

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#9  Edited By DualReaver

How much are they, and where can I get one? I have some Koffings to kill.

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#10  Edited By CleverLoginName

That'll be standard issue one day.

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#12  Edited By inevpatoria
Jeff said:
"It all goes to hell when he tries to start up his silly chainsaw."
That's what she said.
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#13  Edited By Aaox

Okay... So someone took a CHAINSAW and attched it to a ASSAULT RIFLE. I only remember someone taking a Toys R Us 'Happy fun times chainsaw!' and a Nerf 'Foam shooting bullets!' gun. And That was pretty awesome. Drawback to this gun? (Aside from the fact that if you slip while you're holding it and manage to fall on it in such a way as to re-enact that clown's death in Dead Rising ) Where does the petrol go?

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#14  Edited By Captain_Fookup

It isn't a chainsaw unless it's a Stihl.

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Do want.

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#16  Edited By Wright

He looks so playful when he goes to chainsaw those pumpkins. There's also a vid where he tries to cut down a tree which makes the chainsaw seem even more silly.

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#17  Edited By LeBart

I've lost all faith in humanity.

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#18  Edited By artofwar420

The laugh makes the video.

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#19  Edited By ThePhenomenal1

don't fuck with that dude

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#20  Edited By I_am_Lono

That video is a prime example of why inbreeding is illegal.

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#21  Edited By Red

Dude, I'm surprised the government hasn't erased all data of this ever existing: they need some secret weapons.

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#22  Edited By vaiz  Online

This is silly not just in form, but function. The chainsaw latched to the front would throw off the balance of the gun, especially lacking anything significant to grab on to, totally fucking your aim (As if it's not hard enough to get a good shot out of a rifle unless you're trained.). Secondly, the chainsaw is useless holding the gun as a gun, because there's no pressure downwards, you'd have to completely switch your hand positioning for it to do anything more than nick someone or slice off a finger at most.

The game Lancer is at least somewhat more plausible, thanks to it's more central positioning of the chainsaw and the 'in chansaw' grip.

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#23  Edited By vilhelmnielsen

That'll teach them terrorists!

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#24  Edited By ahoodedfigure

Take that, pumpkins!

Personally, I'm not sure I'd want to be trying to start up my chainsaw when I wind up in melee, or leave it running so people know where I am.  That, and if I hit the dirt, break the chain, and it flies up into my face, gouging out my eye, I imagine that might sap my will to fight.

The halo kid bugged me more, though. This just seems like a fun stunt.

Personally, I'm all for tea parties!

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#25  Edited By Kazona

Ok, so who wants to take a guess when we'll be seeing this thing on Discovery's Future Weapons?

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#26  Edited By Prime20

Good old red neck ingenuity, gotta love it.

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#27  Edited By Arsenal86

No fucking way that is imense why do the UK army not have that gun.

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#28  Edited By Death_Burnout

Haha yeah it was all good till he starts up the saw.

I'm still actually scared of chainsaws, more so when they are pointed at me, so, i dont want to be at the other end of one of those, but i wouldnt feel bad if i was in front if him though...

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#29  Edited By ImperiousRix

I woulda liked for him to attempt to start it up and have it jam
Which would be proceeded by a hearty "AWWW C'MON!!!"

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#30  Edited By mann_uk

true badass

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#31  Edited By Scooper

You call that a gun? THIS is a gun!

  
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#32  Edited By zityz

Well that makes the French 1700 ol' Musket with The Pike at the end look like a Red Rider BB gun with a plastic knife ductaped to the end. 

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#33  Edited By Endogene

We actually have a member here on GB who did that also with a gun he owns, I dont recall his name but he did mention that when he uploaded some pics of it to a gun forum he was told that it was illigal to do with the type of gun he owned and that he better not post those pics around.

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#34  Edited By marcusfriendly

It looks scary.

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#35  Edited By MordeaniisChaos

"I love how his advancing-while-firing stance is super serious, but it all goes to hell when he tries to start up his silly chainsaw."
I think that was the point his child side kicked in. He looked giddy lol. PLus he looked pretty ungraceful just to begin with. I think he just wanted to chainsaw some damn pumpkins into oblivion.

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#36  Edited By BinaryDragon

That is a little bit Awesome.

I do wonder how long before some country actually makes a real lancer. Look at what happened with the Halo armour.

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#37  Edited By synazrael

Only problem is that a real lancer would be unwieldy and awkward, I would guess.  Not the best for actual warfare against....not pumpkins.

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#38  Edited By Charleslegrand

Well the woman watching sounds impressed!

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#39  Edited By Kralle

White trash lol

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#40  Edited By Pibo47

OMFG THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!!! I NEED NOA!!!

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#41  Edited By sparky_buzzsaw

Holy crap!  Redneck ingenuity kicks ass!  Now if only someone would get around to building me a real Warthog, I'd be a happy camper!

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#42  Edited By wait

way to let the airborne to figure out a way to strap a chainsaw to a civilian hk417

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#43  Edited By Drakulla

This guy has wayyy tooo much time on his hands. Can you say psycho chainsaw murdering sniper.

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#44  Edited By farmer

Promote that man!

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#45  Edited By irishjohn

That is creepy.

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#46  Edited By DeanJParker

I cant say what I want to.... so I'll say nothing

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#47  Edited By TwoOneFive

i would carry that around like when Homer got that gun and was using it to turn on tv and the light switch!

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#48  Edited By TaintedSun

Wow, way to take what could have been an awesome video and make it suck.

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#49  Edited By jonnyp

What's sad is that guy chose to build that ridiculous weapon instead of feed his 17 kids..


Wait a second, thank you darwinism!
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#50  Edited By lamegame621

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