If The zombie apocalypse where in fact real

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#1  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

What would you do???

Stay Calm just a dramatization
Stay Calm just a dramatization
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#2  Edited By breadfan

Freak out

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#3  Edited By themoon13

I would try to survive.

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#4  Edited By Brucie

Pretend i'm a zombie (Shaun of the Dead)

=P

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#5  Edited By DarkLegend

Run around in circles.

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#6  Edited By osmiles

Fill my tub with water and destroy my stairs.

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#7  Edited By OroJackson

Head for a gunstore, picking up any survivors and supplies I can while avoiding zombies.

From there, armed with an array of weapons and ammo I would head for a safe location, most likely a warehouse or rooftop and wait out till everyone died.

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#8  Edited By Scorched

probably be a zombie
but if not I would kill many before going out

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#9  Edited By RedSox8933

kill myself, i couldn't handle the pressure. i would die anyway. i wont give them the satisfaction.

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#10  Edited By Evilross

Move to Wyoming.  Seems like a nice safe, zombie free type place.

/ as long as there are no zombie bison
// i'd take a cattle prod just in case

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#11  Edited By Scorched

I'd kill them with my bare hands

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#12  Edited By Evilross
Scorched said:
"I'd kill them with my bare hands
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The zombies or the zombie bison?

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#13  Edited By Scorched
Evilross said:
"Scorched said:
"I'd kill them with my bare hands
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The zombies or the zombie bison?

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#14  Edited By kush

It all depends on how the apocalypse turned out. Would these be the slow and stupid zombies...or more like a 28 Days Later apocalypse? The answer to that question greatly affects my answer to your question.

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Good lord, there are a lot of these threads popping up in the forums... Even so, I'm happy to put in my two cents again. 


If zombies really started wrecking shit, I'd just follow The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.
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#16  Edited By Evilross

Shenanigans!!!!
Zombie bison and ^^ thing > your bare hands.

although that thing does look like it may have a weak spot.

/attack for massive damage?

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#17  Edited By Scorched
Evilross said:
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Shenanigans!!!!
Zombie bison and ^^ thing > your bare hands.

although that thing does look like it may have a weak spot.

/attack for massive damage?

"
my bare hands still win
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#18  Edited By SimonH

I would hole up in an abandoned prison with a rag-tag group of fellow survivors.

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#19  Edited By Scorched

I think we'd all probably be zombies anyway
lets make a scenario were the zombie infection only infects people who do not have accounts no giant bomb
much more realistic

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#20  Edited By Evilross
Scorched said:
"Evilross said:
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Shenanigans!!!!
Zombie bison and ^^ thing > your bare hands.

although that thing does look like it may have a weak spot.

/attack for massive damage?

"
my bare hands still win
"
ok Fedor....

/your zombie beast also seems to be gender neutral.

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#21  Edited By Moat
MagusMaleficus said:
"Good lord, there are a lot of these threads popping up in the forums... Even so, I'm happy to put in my two cents again. 

If zombies really started wrecking shit, I'd just follow The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.
"

This. I read this and I can confidently say I am ready for any zombie outbreak.  Are you?
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#22  Edited By Scorched
Evilross said:
"Scorched said:
"Evilross said:
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Shenanigans!!!!
Zombie bison and ^^ thing > your bare hands.

although that thing does look like it may have a weak spot.

/attack for massive damage?

"
my bare hands still win
"
ok Fedor....

/your zombie beast also seems to be gender neutral.

"
it appears so
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#23  Edited By Cowman

I'd wait it out in a Costco.

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#24  Edited By StarFry64

Either pretend to be a zombie in "Shaun of the Dead" OR- Have a BB/Paintball gun, cell phone, and stay in the bathroom with lots of locks in it and have lots of toilet paper.

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#25  Edited By damswedon

if it was a dawn of the dead zombie run like hell and sit on a roof with food and water. fast zombies suicide.

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#26  Edited By chililili

Rooftops are cool till you starve to death. Anyway zombies don't work in real life due to what happens to the body hwen you die so it really depends on the "zombie ruels" if they're fast, slow, etc.

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#27  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

i unno id Cut my own hand off and attach a chainsaw 

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#28  Edited By Cowman
ZombieHunter said:
"i unno id Cut my own hand off and attach a chainsaw "
Chainsaws: a man's solution to any problem.
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#29  Edited By CallMeRotten

Go looting..er..I mean shopping.

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#30  Edited By carljohnson3456
Stay in my basement... with lots, of lots, of guns.
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#31  Edited By MadBootsy

Hide out in the local burger place and survive on hamburgers during the apocalypse.

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#32  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

MMMM Hamburgers you should beware however there is such a thing as a hamburger Stealing  zombie 

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#33  Edited By kidzombie  Online

I would hope that I am in a location with a whole bunch of weapons and that the zombies don't do anything to me

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#34  Edited By Neopezz

I have also read The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks!

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#35  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

^ it really is a good book!

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#36  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

sorry for the double post this is weird

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#37  Edited By Shawn

I'd lock myself in my room, bolt it shut and post on Giantbomb for some epic lulz.

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#38  Edited By wefwefasdf

To the batcave!

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#39  Edited By HoNgKoNgPh0oEy

I would fight them with soul calibur if I had it



Run to friends house with it or look for guns to survive or go to my local mall to get swarmed and die

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#40  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

id would start singing and hope the zombie like show tunes 

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#41  Edited By TheToecutter
StarFry64 said:
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Either pretend to be a zombie in "Shaun of the Dead" OR- Have a BB/Paintball gun, cell phone, and stay in the bathroom with lots of locks in it and have lots of toilet paper.

"
You fool! Do not bring a cellphone! Haven't you read Stephen King's excellent Cell?
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#42  Edited By Mardarkin

Gather my friends, what guns and weapons they own, and drive out to a pharmaceutical building, where we would create makeshift explosives.  Then, drive to the countryside, after looting/storing as much food as possible.  Squat in some isolated house or building while trying to make contact with outside civilization.  Survive, at all costs!

This is our official action plan, and we are looking forward to putting it in use.

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#43  Edited By Liono88

Get an innumerable amount of weapons and become a zombie farmer  in the Midwest of the  US

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#44  Edited By brukaoru

I'm sure I'd try my best, but in the end, I would be eaten alive by some zombies.

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#45  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
HoNgKoNgPh0oEy said:
"I would fight them with soul calibur if I had it



Run to friends house with it or look for guns to survive or go to my local mall to get swarmed and die"
But the Sword is Evil.....
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#46  Edited By TheSecondSign

Go to Fort Bragg.

The idea that zombies can actually penetrate a fully stocked military fort is laughable, at least, so long as there are no mutants.

If there are freaky lickers and stuff then yeah, I would rethink my plan a little, but if it's just zombies, I will be relatively AOK.

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#47  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
TheSecondSign said:
"Go to Fort Bragg.

The idea that zombies can actually penetrate a fully stocked military fort is laughable, at least, so long as there are no mutants.

If there are freaky lickers and stuff then yeah, I would rethink my plan a little, but if it's just zombies, I will be relatively AOK."
lol i agree
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#48  Edited By Endogene

save one bullet for your self MagusMaleficus said:

"Good lord, there are a lot of these threads popping up in the forums... Even so, I'm happy to put in my two cents again. 
If zombies really started wrecking shit, I'd just follow The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.
"
that book is really usefull, full of good to know things about zombies, and it teaches you how to survive
this is the book you should have next to your bible
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#49  Edited By Damonation
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I know this guy is prepared.
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#50  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
Damonation said:
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I know this guy is prepared."

lol how did you get a picture of the inside of my house 

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