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    An elegant weapon for a more civilized age. A Jedi or Sith is rarely caught without one.

    Can a lightsaber cut Superman?

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    #1  Edited By StaticFalconar

    we have all seen that a light saber can cut through solid steel like butter, but can the light saber cut through the man of steel?

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    #2  Edited By Soap

    Yes, superman is stupid.

    Lightsabres are cool

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    #3  Edited By whackmypinata

    No, that is ridiculous. Are you crazy?

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    #4  Edited By suneku

    Ah I remember this debate on CV. Anyways, it won't cut him as easy as it cutting through butter because it's not magic based. But it would slowly start to cut him if you hold the saber on him for awhile, he's been cut by energy beams before. And he can still get hurt by it.

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    #5  Edited By Riddler

    Tape  a crypyonite on the tip and stab that queer with it, and problem solved

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    #6  Edited By BiggerBomb

    Superman sucks.

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    #7  Edited By Liono88

    Force Choke his ass...and slowly cut off his limbs....till he is Superstump.....

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    #8  Edited By brukaoru
    suneku said:
    "Ah I remember this debate on CV. Anyways, it won't cut him as easy as it cutting through butter because it's not magic based. But it would slowly start to cut him if you hold the saber on him for awhile, he's been cut by energy beams before. And he can still get hurt by it."
    Well spoken.
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    #9  Edited By zityz

    Lightsabers are infused with crystals, Kryptonite is a crystal and in supermans universe its seams to be in convient supply.

    So force choke Luther, take his Kryptonite, infuse it with the saber, you have a green looking light coming out of the saber.

    then you can hack that fool up to pieces

    Or just have fun with him and force push his ass everywhere. :)

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    #10  Edited By Virago
    suneku said:
    "Ah I remember this debate on CV. Anyways, it won't cut him as easy as it cutting through butter because it's not magic based. But it would slowly start to cut him if you hold the saber on him for awhile, he's been cut by energy beams before. And he can still get hurt by it."
    A true viner.
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    I think there is a slight misconception in the formulation of this question, where you might rather ask, and thee the real question is: can a lightsaber cut you?

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    #12  Edited By Arkthemaniac

    Aaaaaaaaaaah, this is when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

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    #13  Edited By Hitchenson

    @Vash: Stop trying to sound smart xD
    But, i would hope it could cut him. I fucking hate Superman!

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    #14  Edited By wefwefasdf

    No, Superman is practically impervious to everything. I dislike him because of it.

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    #15  Edited By whackmypinata

    This is in the wrong forum. Superman is obviously superior so it should be in the Superman forum. Mods, please lock.

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    #16  Edited By pyromaniac
    SpikeSpiegel said:
    "No, Superman is practically impervious to everything. I dislike him because of it."
    Not to a nuke he is not...lock him up in a room with a nuke and he will go splat like the rest of us...right?
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    #17  Edited By Kazona
    suneku said:
    "Ah I remember this debate on CV. Anyways, it won't cut him as easy as it cutting through butter because it's not magic based. But it would slowly start to cut him if you hold the saber on him for awhile, he's been cut by energy beams before. And he can still get hurt by it."
    That.

    Now what you should really be asking yourself is, "can a lightsaber cut the silver surfer?"
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    #18  Edited By nolecol

    The answer is no. A light saber is basicaly a sun sword. Superman gets his power from various suns. It would just make him stronger. And he already surived a Nuke in Kingdom Come. Everyone else, inculding captian marvel died but ol' Sups is standing.

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    #19  Edited By Bulldog19892
    pyromaniac said:
    "SpikeSpiegel said:
    "No, Superman is practically impervious to everything. I dislike him because of it."
    Not to a nuke he is not...lock him up in a room with a nuke and he will go splat like the rest of us...right?"
    No. In The Dark Knight Returns, he took a major hit from a nuke that went off near him. It made him incredibly weak, but it didn't kill him.
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    #20  Edited By vilhelmnielsen

    Well yes, lightsabers can cut through basicly everything. And he is still made out of flesh.

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    #21  Edited By Giantkitty

    >Well yes, lightsabers can cut through basicly everything

    If they can cut through everything, wouldn't they  "cut" through the "handle" they're made of? How do lightsabers not at least short out then?

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    #22  Edited By JohnDudebro

    Use kryptonite as the focusing crystal, and Superman is fucked.

    Superman would probably also be vulnerable to the Force, since it probably counts as magic. He doesn't have any resistance to magic.
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    #23  Edited By Lemegeton

    probably would do some serious damage. though an even trickier question would be
    "would a lightsaber cut chuck norris"
    lol

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    #24  Edited By SSbabel

    If i had a lightsaber i would decapitate that fool.

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    #25  Edited By HitNRun

    A lightsaber can cut anything.
    Superman can't be cut by anything, except kryptonite.

    So the conclusion, I think, is obvious.

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    #26  Edited By vilhelmnielsen
    Giantkitty said:
    ">Well yes, lightsabers can cut through basicly everything

    If they can cut through everything, wouldn't they  "cut" through the "handle" they're made of? How do lightsabers not at least short out then?"
    Well I don't know the excact "science" behind lightsabers, but lightsabers can cut through the handles, but maybe they're contained inside their own handle?
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    #27  Edited By maimran91
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