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    Lollipop Chainsaw

    Game » consists of 8 releases. Released Jun 12, 2012

    This deliberately ridiculous third-person action game stars Juliet Starling, a zombie-slaying cheerleader who's almost as handy with a chainsaw as she is with a pair of pom-poms.

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    #1  Edited By Bestostero

    This game has a lot of great one liners and jokes, which were your favorites?

    Mines was probably when Juliet asked Nick what his favorite color was and he said "Blue, no green, I fucked up, it's yellow"

    I also liked the one where Cordelia first meets Nick and she said how it must be awesome not to gain weight being just a head and food would fall out of your neck and Juliet said "O-M-G Then i wouldn't look as gross and fat as I am now" and another one where Nick asked "Where do all the rainbows come from out of your saw when you kill zombies?" "From Awesome!"

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    #2  Edited By EquitasInvictus

    There was this one a guy said after you rescued him in one of the last levels, "I think those zombies were trying to bukkake me!" I wasn't surprised to find that come out of a Japanese game, but there are apparently instances of the actual phrase "zombie bukkake" in other media. Either way, I had a good laugh out of that.

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    #3  Edited By MikeGosot

    The "Sensei" talk and the "Do you want to have babies, Nick?" are the best ones.

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    #4  Edited By musubi

    I liked when Nick comes up with the idea of having zombie cage death matches for money and Juliet scold him for it being inhumane

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    #5  Edited By MikeGosot
    @Demoskinos said:

    I liked when Nick comes up with the idea of having zombie cage death matches for money and Juliet scold him for it being inhumane

    That was a nice reference. You reminded me of when Nick says that running zombies are stupid. I got a pretty good laugh out of that.
     
    Also, even thought it's not a funny quote, Zed saying he "just jizzed a little" was... Well, kinda hard to forget.
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    #6  Edited By Undeadpool

    The one OP references IS an absolute classic, but I kinda like the unexpected, super straightforward "LETMEFUCKYOURFATHER!!!" of one of the zombies. It just so perfectly summed up and set the stage for the zombie mindset in the game.

    Have to play through again to come up with a better one, having a hard time off the top of my head.

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    #7  Edited By StarvingGamer

    I really need to get back to that game.

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    #8  Edited By Bestostero

    Juliet asking Nick if he wanted to have kids and he said he that he couldnt in his condition and she said they could magically grow babies but there would be a 50% chance it would be a cannibal.

    and when Juliet was killing a zombie in stage 1 or 2, the zombie said "I can't get this Katy Perry song out of my head, what a horrible way to die" lol

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    #9  Edited By donutfever
    "ELEPHANT ROCK!!" 
     
    Purely for what followed it.
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    #10  Edited By galiant

    Out of context, all of these quotes sound incredibly stupid and juvenile. I guess you had to be there...?

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    #11  Edited By Hunter5024

    Haven't got to play it yet, but I laughed at "Hold on with your teeth!" during the quick look.

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    #12  Edited By parkersneverdie

    "I fucked up. It's yellow." - Hands down winner, for sure.

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    @Galiant said:

    Out of context, all of these quotes sound incredibly stupid and juvenile. I guess you had to be there...?

    I don't know if tedious combat sections would make these quotes any better, no. 
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    #14  Edited By Kadeemluvmusic

    "Stupid, undead douchebags!" That was one of my favorite quote from the trailer.

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