How sexy is mario from 1-10?

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#1  Edited By holybuttmonkey

10, i likes me the moustache

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#2  Edited By OGCartman

LOL
I give him a negative seven because hes a guy

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#3  Edited By Nightkiller93

11 because of his hat, it's awesome.

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#4  Edited By Carlos

I give mario a 7, I think he should lose the fat a little :<

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#5  Edited By kenzo287

OVER 9000!

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#6  Edited By Otacon

Why do you think he has lasted so long, pure sex appeal there my friend!

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#7  Edited By nezze00

0 Because I have seen the 'real world Mario' drawing.

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#8  Edited By Mourne

I wasn't aware it could be measured.

News to me =/

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#9  Edited By pbhawks45
Nightkiller93 said:
"11 because of his hat, it's awesome.
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14 if he's wearing the hat with wings.
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#10  Edited By Clean

well he doesn't have a good job and has a hairy moustache. But he does love shrooms so thats a plus. He is fashionable and can speak romantic italian. He's a solid 3

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#11  Edited By Systech

If I was a women, I could give a good answer. His job isn't good as a provider though, I mean plumber?

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#12  Edited By ThaMilkMan

well he doesn't have a steady income stream he's always running around the castle just searching for coins and stars lying around, but he knows how to get the girl, and occasionally he comes around with a cape and a Jurassic stead so he gets a solid 8.9

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#13  Edited By Soap

If he happens to be dressed like a raccoon.... 15/10

Normally? ...4/10

What... I like raccoons lol ;)

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#14  Edited By Termite

Somewhere under 1

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#15  Edited By xphacter

9 mostly for being based off Ron Jeremy, what can I say he's a sex machine and the princess keeps coming back for more.

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#16  Edited By TSchonbeck
xphacter said:
"9 mostly for being based off Ron Jeremy, what can I say he's a sex machine and the princess keeps coming back for more.
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Exellent! =D
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#17  Edited By Resonate

-2

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#18  Edited By TwelveSided

I'd give him 6 but he's always hanging out with Luigi...

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#19  Edited By Nateh8sYou
Kenzo287 said:
"OVER 9000!
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damnit you took my response
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#20  Edited By RVonE

Dude, his nose... That is so hot.

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#21  Edited By petervs

Luigi is more my style :p

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#22  Edited By sionweeks

Somewhere between 0 and 0.1 XD

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#23  Edited By Termite
xphacter said:
"9 mostly for being based off Ron Jeremy, what can I say he's a sex machine and the princess keeps coming back for more.
"
Wow,

It's true though, the princess doesn't dump him so he must be doing something right
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#24  Edited By epic_pets

Id give him a 7, pretty good.

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#25  Edited By Shocker

easily a perfect 10

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#26  Edited By TheDrifter

Eleven

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#27  Edited By Dalai

Classic Mario gets a 3... but the new, improved Mario is a perfect 10.

It's a creepy... Mario!
It's a creepy... Mario!
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#28  Edited By Haiku
Dalai said:
"

Classic Mario gets a 3... but the new, improved Mario is a perfect 10.

It's a creepy... Mario!
It's a creepy... Mario!
"

*shiver*
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#29  Edited By DarkLegend

Negative ten I guess since he is a guy.

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#30  Edited By Merforga
"He's too sexy for his shirt too sexy for his shirt, So sexy it must hurt"
I give him a -3.14159265358/10
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Game Mario: very sexy.


Bob Hoskins playing Mario in the Super Mario Bros. movie: AAGGHH!
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#32  Edited By ReapersPuppy

Since he looks just like my Uncle
then I'm gonna give him a 0.5 =)

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#33  Edited By Couse
Dalai said:
"

Classic Mario gets a 3... but the new, improved Mario is a perfect 10.

It's a creepy... Mario!
It's a creepy... Mario!
"
Dude that's fuckin' creepy. I would never want to meet him in person. Those shrooms are starting to mess with him.
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#34  Edited By AaronBelfast
Merforga said:
""He's too sexy for his shirt too sexy for his shirt, So sexy it must hurt"
I give him a -3.14159265358/10
"
I like pie too...
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#35  Edited By DirrtyNinja
and people think that a sexy girl thread gives this site a bad name. Geeeeze.
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#36  Edited By TheGTAvaccine

MMM MM MMMMM! That big honkin nose. At least a 9.999999999/10

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#37  Edited By fuzzay

5 when he's regular Mario. I give him a 10 when he becomes Super Mario, because everyone likes a bigger... ahem.

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#38  Edited By DavidLeeRoth

I was going to say a 4 or 5 until I saw that creepy picture... now I'm just lost.

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#39  Edited By tec3297

Um nothing cause he isn't a real person.

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#40  Edited By Haiku
Merforga said:
""He's too sexy for his shirt too sexy for his shirt, So sexy it must hurt"
I give him a -3.14159265358/10
"
Mario doesn't get any pi!?!
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#41  Edited By Homer

5.9

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#42  Edited By ReggieWhiteJr

Realistic looking Mario in that pic is a -4.5. Now, cartoony/video game Mario? That guy is a 9.5. Just something about that stache and that little belly that drives the ladies wild. Pauline, Daisy, Peach, etc.

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#43  Edited By Dakota

I would give him a 7, because hes a bit pudgey. Luigi is definitely pushing a 9 though.

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#44  Edited By Vlademir

Well regular Mario is a 7 but when he's got the tail and ears from the leaf, 10.

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#45  Edited By twenty0ne

Zero.

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#46  Edited By DualReaver
Couse said:
"Dalai said:
"

Classic Mario gets a 3... but the new, improved Mario is a perfect 10.

It's a creepy... Mario!
It's a creepy... Mario!
"
Dude that's fuckin' creepy. I would never want to meet him in person. Those shrooms are starting to mess with him.
"
I'd hit it.
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#47  Edited By vibratingdonkey

Has anyone posted Ron Jeremy yet?

Pffft, I'm disappointed in you.

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#48  Edited By sonic64bit

5. I don't know why, though.

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#49  Edited By Jordan23
I give Mario an 0, I don't judge men or male gaming characters.
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#50  Edited By Quadrifoglio

He's a fat plumber. I give him a 0.

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