While Marzipan is Homestar's girlfriend, she very often gets upset with his careless buffoonery. She has broken up with him on several occasions and has even been romantically linked with The Cheat.
Marzipan is very much into a vegetarian lifestyle. Strong Bad once described her as "a dirty hippie without the dirt." She is also a musician. She sings in her band, "Cool Tapes," with Strong Mad and The Cheat. She also plays a guitar that she has named Carol.
For whatever reason, many residents of Free Country USA like to leave long messages on her answering machine.