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    Mass Effect 2

    Game » consists of 21 releases. Released Jan 26, 2010

    After a violent death by an unknown force and a timely reanimation by the human supremacist organization Cerberus, Commander Shepard must assemble a new squad in the seedier side of the galaxy for a suicide mission in the second installment of the "Mass Effect" trilogy.

    I've got it! [Arrival DLC SPOILER]

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    #1  Edited By Enigma777

    So I just put 2 + 2 together:
     
    Bioware likes slamming asteroids for the finale's of their games.
    Reapers are invading in ME3.
    Ergo, you will defeat the Reapers by slamming a giant asteroid in them.  
    Go one level deeper and it's multiple asteroids.
     

    Bacon in the pan!

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    #2  Edited By ReyGitano

    That's idiotic; you can't just use the same trick like that twice. 
    ... 
    Obviously as Shepard you'll cause all the Reapers to crash into Asteroids, Lemmings style.

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    #3  Edited By DoctorTran

    That's brilliant!

    Bacon in the pan, that is. The rest is rubbish.

    (just kidding)

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    #4  Edited By Slaker117

    No man, you don't get it. The Reapers are asteroids! That's the twist!

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    #5  Edited By DoctorTran
    @Slaker117
    No man, you don't get it. The Reapers are asteroids! That's the twist!
    So you crash the asteroid reapers into regular asteroids? Comets?
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    #6  Edited By Slaker117
    @DoctorTran:  The whole robot squid invasion force is just a trick. They are already all around us, but have no means of attack. Once we strap rocket engines to them in an attempt to fight off the perceived threat of space calamari they will be empowered and send themselves hurling at all major systems. The frequency of throwing big rocks at stuff in the Mass Effect universe is a side effect of the Reaper's indoctrination powers constantly feeding the subtle suggestion of this grand plan.
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    #7  Edited By elko84

    You guys, ME3 is actually just a cover, when you go to load the game you're just gonna play Asteroids!

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    #8  Edited By DoctorTran
    @Slaker117
    @DoctorTran:  The whole robot squid invasion force is just a trick. They are already all around us, but have no means of attack. Once we strap rocket engines to them in an attempt to fight off the perceived threat of space calamari they will be empowered and send themselves hurling at all major systems. The frequency of throwing big rocks at stuff in the Mass Effect universe is a side effect of the Reaper's indoctrination powers constantly feeding the subtle suggestion of this grand plan.
    [Charlton Heston] Oh.. My ... GOD! Aaaaahhhhh. [/Charlton Heston]
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    #9  Edited By Enigma777
    @DoctorTran
    That's brilliant!

    Bacon in the pan, that is. The rest is rubbish.

    (just kidding)
    Patent pending

    (not kidding)
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    #10  Edited By Yummylee
    @elko84 said:
    " You guys, ME3 is actually just a cover, when you go to load the game you're just gonna play Asteroids! "
    Bwahahah! The best ''asteroid related'' theory so far.
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    #11  Edited By buft
    @Enigma777 said:
    " So I just put 2 + 2 together:
     
    Bioware likes slamming asteroids for the finale's of their games.
    Reapers are invading in ME3.
    Ergo, you will defeat the Reapers by slamming a giant asteroid in them.  
    Go one level deeper and it's multiple asteroids.   Bacon in the pan! "
    nah man in the ending you gotta play an actual arcade game of asteroids with the reaper leader for dominance of the entire galaxy.
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    #12  Edited By Afroman269

    You're going to need a lot of asteroids.

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    #13  Edited By Bocam
    @Enigma777 said:
    "Bioware likes slamming asteroids for the finale's of their games."
    They do?
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    #14  Edited By Dustpan
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    #15  Edited By PerryVandell
    @JustTheDoctor said:
    " Deeper. "
    I spent way too much time on that site...
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    #16  Edited By niamahai
    @Afroman269 said:
    " You're going to need a lot of asteroids. "
    ME3 marketing tagline over here.
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    #17  Edited By ArbitraryWater

    GENIUS. You know, that isn't the most far out thing one could think of.

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    #18  Edited By blacklab

    If it's going to be about asteroids, then I guarantee you'll have to fuck around mining them to find the right one to chuck at the Reapers.  So, 7-8 hours of mining, 1-2 hours of endgame. Sweet!

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    #19  Edited By Twisted_Scot

    Perhaps the ending to ME3 will have you defend the earth in a tiny spacecraft like the video game "Asteroids" similar to what Fry did in Futurama.

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