Thanks for 25'000$ Worth of Abuse - Dirtbags!
So I'm almost lvl 700 in ME3's coop mode. It's my first horde mode coop online multiplayer I've gotten into big time. Guess that explains why I'm still digging it so much. It's a pretty fresh mode for me still, and I enjoy the hell out of it. Another hell, whilst not completely detrimental to the experience (there's some sweetness to this poison), is the pure RNG & redundant rewards the booster packs so frequently give me. It's like Bioware flipping me the bird, for being the dumb asshole that I am, so easily duped by shit-tastic gamedesign - it's frankly okay to be ridiculed for it.
Like I said, I'm like lvl 700 now, and I still got 9 weapons to unlock. 6 legitimate N7 ultra rares and 3 phoney ones from the 'commendation packs'. There's still some character customizations to unlock (hell - I got my 'last to unlock' race/class combination at like lvl 625), some weapon modifactions to upgrade, some equipment pools to increase, some weapons to lvl-up - much of which I don't care for one bit. At least that would be progress though. I want new weapons. I should have fucking earned them all by now - tenfold.
Let's say 50% of the gold unlocks currently are character/class cards. Last session I got 3 Asari Adepts out of 3 Spectre Packs, which give me nothing but XP. Essentially the most useless item I can ever get. Some people say Bioware is tracking my unlocks and 'designed the RNG' to accommodate for my tastes in playstyle. If that is the case, then Bioware thinks I love to get fucked up my unlubed asshole with a rusty pipe. I have a hard time putting into words the hatred I feel towards Bioware for designing the unlock scheme the way they did. What do they expect us players to do, to get access to the full suite of weapons? Pay up? I've earned like 100 Spectre Packs and I got 1 ultra rare out of them? There are 7 ultra rare weapons, each of which can be looted ten times? So to get all the weapons leveled up all the way, getting one ultra rare every 100 packs, I'd have to spend 25'000 USD?
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tl/dr - at my unlock pace, if I'd pay IRL money, to unlock and lvl-up all weapons, I'd have to pay roughly 25'000 USD (160 Bioware Points are about 2,50$ in Switzerland). Such a thing is a disgrace in any game. Just thinking about it makes me want to quit EA/Bioware games forever. Sons of bitches - that's simply customer abuse. Hell - that kind of statistic would be too much for a Free2Play game, and I bloody paid 80$ for my copy of Mass Effect 3! FUUUUUUUCK YOU EA/BIOWARE! It's my new matra, in case you cannot say already.
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