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    Mass Effect 3

    Game » consists of 19 releases. Released Mar 06, 2012

    When Earth begins to fall in an ancient cycle of destruction, Commander Shepard must unite the forces of the galaxy to stop the Reapers in the final chapter of the original Mass Effect trilogy.

    Which Mass Effect race would you most bone?

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    #1  Edited By LordXavierBritish
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    #2  Edited By keyhunter

    The Quarians are skinny and sound like eastern European prostitutes. I LIKE THAT.

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    #3  Edited By wunder_

    Turian - duh.

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    #4  Edited By Yummylee

    Asari will undoubtedly destroy this poll. No thanks to my own vote, either ;P Even though it'd supposed to be like shagging a water-bed... well I dunno, you can't get more ''sci-fi fantasy'' than an Asari.

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    #5  Edited By LordXavierBritish

    I said Hanar. 
     
    Jelly.

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    #6  Edited By ryanwho

    ew

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    #7  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

    Asari of course...they remind me of Twi'leks :D

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    #8  Edited By yyZiggurat

    I'm trying to make it with Garrus in ME2 but it feels so wrong.  And not the kind of wrong that makes me not want to be right like a femshep on asari relationship but plain wrong.  I don't even know how interspecies intercourse would work.

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    #9  Edited By ryanwho
    @HomemadeZiggurat said:
    " I'm trying to make it with Garrus in ME2 but it feels so wrong.  And not the kind of wrong that makes me not want to be right like a femshep on asari relationship but plain wrong.  I don't even know how interspecies intercourse would work. "
    Well apparently its just rolling around a little with some heavy petting all around the world.
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    #10  Edited By velucyraptor

    Voted Keeper because I couldn't resist once I'd seen it. Don't understand the Quarian attraction, do understand the Asari attraction but it's a little generic. Solus' warning that oral contact with the Drell could cause hallucinations was rather intriguing, but the sides of Thane's face creep me out.
    If I were honest I think I'd have chosen Turians, which is positively horrifying. Madly suppressed urges to romance Garrus throughout ME2. I think it's their voices.  
    I hope it's their voices    

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    #11  Edited By yyZiggurat
    @ryanwho said:
    " Well apparently its just rolling around a little with some heavy petting all around the world. "
    *universe
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    #12  Edited By Slaker117

    I don't know guys. For some reason I'm thinking about this seriously and inter-species sex weirds me out... a lot.

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    #13  Edited By ryanwho
    @HomemadeZiggurat said:
    " @ryanwho said:
    " Well apparently its just rolling around a little with some heavy petting all around the world. "
    *universe "
    *galaxy 
    Who knows what's happening over in the Hoag's Object galaxy, those guys are nuts.
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    #14  Edited By korolev

    HANAR ALL THE WAY BABY! 
     
    No, seriously, none of them. None of them. At least none of the "alien" aliens. The Asari are just blue women, and by far the most disappointing race in all of Mass Effect. In a universe brimming with fantastic creature designs (like the Hanar, Volus, Elcor, Salarians and Rachni), the Asari are the most boring aliens I have met outside star trek's "we look like humans with funny ears" "aliens".

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    #15  Edited By Fearbeard

    Asari obviously
     
    Though Tali was my ME love interest too little is known about what is under their suits.  The females of the other races are complete unknowns so far too.

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    @Fearbeard said:
    " Asari obviously  Though Tali was my ME love interest too little is known about what is under their suits.  The females of the other races are complete unknowns so far too. "
    But think of it this way. 
     
    Asari have no gender, so you are basically boning a woman and a dude.
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    #17  Edited By Arbie

    I chose Turian! But I don't appear to be alone...as long as Garrus is left to me no one gets hurt!

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    Hanar. INTERGALACTIC TENTACLE SEX YEAAAH BABY
     
    edit: oh and a quick google search of hanar brought back this image for your pleasure, courtesy rule 34.

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    #19  Edited By EvilTwin
    @Korolev said:

    " HANAR ALL THE WAY BABY!  No, seriously, none of them. None of them. At least none of the "alien" aliens. The Asari are just blue women, and by far the most disappointing race in all of Mass Effect. In a universe brimming with fantastic creature designs (like the Hanar, Volus, Elcor, Salarians and Rachni), the Asari are the most boring aliens I have met outside star trek's "we look like humans with funny ears" "aliens". "

     I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's illogical (thank you Mr. Spock) to think that sentient lifeforms evolving on a planet with similar conditions to ours (indeed aren't these the only ones that can sustain life as far as we know?) might end up looking similar.  The alternative in most science fiction (including Mass Effect) is just a bunch of reptilian looking things.  Why is it more believable that alien lifeforms will look like bipedal iguanas rather than humans? I guess you're kind of caught in a sci-fi trope either way.  That's why it's so hard to design good alien races I suppose. 
     
    Edit: I chose Quarian, because I'm curious.
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    #20  Edited By Yummylee
    @Kowbrainz said:
    " Hanar. INTERGALACTIC TENTACLE SEX YEAAAH BABY
     
    edit: oh and a quick google search of hanar brought back this image for your pleasure, courtesy rule 34.

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    "
    That's an awfully rude Hanar. They only refer to themselves in the third person to people they're not intimately, or otherwise close friends, with.  
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    #21  Edited By Yanngc33
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    Hanar. INTERGALACTIC TENTACLE SEX YEAAAH BABY
     
    edit: oh and a quick google search of hanar brought back this image for your pleasure, courtesy rule 34.

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    Hells yeah eventhough i would spice things up with a little bit of volus
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    #22  Edited By KaosAngel

    Human. 
     
    As I already have great sex with woman, I feel it is key that I keep it up.  

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    #23  Edited By BulletproofMonk
    @Abyssfull: It's a Hanar prostitute.
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    @Abyssfull:  it probably wasn't consensual then
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    #25  Edited By Yummylee
    @Erzs said:
    " I chose Turian! But I don't appear to be alone...as long as Garrus is left to me no one gets hurt! "
    Honestly, I thought you'd pick Krogan just so you could get it on with something that may resemble an axolotl. xP
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    #26  Edited By Fearbeard
    @LordXavierBritish said:
    " @Fearbeard said:
    " Asari obviously  Though Tali was my ME love interest too little is known about what is under their suits.  The females of the other races are complete unknowns so far too. "
    But think of it this way.  Asari have no gender, so you are basically boning a woman and a dude. "
      
    Yeah, but it looks and sounds like a female, so assuming it has all the appropriate inputs I'm good.
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    #27  Edited By EvilTwin
    @Abyssfull said:
    " @Erzs said:
    " I chose Turian! But I don't appear to be alone...as long as Garrus is left to me no one gets hurt! "
    Honestly, I thought you'd pick Krogan just so you could get it on with something that may resemble an axolotl. xP "
    Not because they have four testicles?  And if they have four testicles, wouldn't it make sense to have two penises?  Think about it.
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    @Abyssfull said:
    " @Kowbrainz said:
    " Hanar. INTERGALACTIC TENTACLE SEX YEAAAH BABY
     
    edit: oh and a quick google search of hanar brought back this image for your pleasure, courtesy rule 34.

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    "
    That's an awfully rude Hanar. They only refer to themselves in the third person to people they're not intimately, or otherwise close friends, with.   "
    It could be casual sex.
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    #29  Edited By Yummylee
    @LordXavierBritish:  @BulletproofMonk:  @Kowbrainz:  
     
    Whatever it is, my respect for the Hanar has dropped considerably. U.U 
     
    @EvilTwin said:
    " @Abyssfull said:
    " @Erzs said:
    " I chose Turian! But I don't appear to be alone...as long as Garrus is left to me no one gets hurt! "
    Honestly, I thought you'd pick Krogan just so you could get it on with something that may resemble an axolotl. xP "
    Not because they have four testicles?  And if they have four testicles, wouldn't it make sense to have two penises?  Think about it. "
    I'd rather not.
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    #30  Edited By PhatSeeJay

    Liara's been my Shepard's love interest from the start. Sticking to the Asari.

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    #31  Edited By BraveToaster

    Asari

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    #32  Edited By EvilTwin
    @Abyssfull:   I'm just sayin' man.  Double the pleasure.
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    #33  Edited By Yummylee
    @EvilTwin: 
     
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    #34  Edited By dagas

    What no Reaper choice?! =P Also no Harbinger =(

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    @dagas said:
    " What no Reaper choice?! =P Also no Harbinger =( "
    Mass Effect 1 already showed us that you have to be packing a Citadel if you plan on boning a Reaper.
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    #36  Edited By EvilTwin
    @LordXavierBritish said:

    " @dagas said:

    " What no Reaper choice?! =P Also no Harbinger =( "

    Mass Effect 1 already showed us that you have to be packing a Citadel if you plan on boning a Reaper. "
      
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    #37  Edited By FLStyle

    Tali > Asari race > Human race

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    #38  Edited By Darkraven

    Krogan or gtfo!

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    #39  Edited By imsh_pl

    I would've chosen asari, but... I dunno.
    After seeing Liara in ME2 look like she's on drugs or something (dark circles under her eyes) I chose quarian.
     
    Still, Miranda... 
     
     
    Dat ass.

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    #40  Edited By velucyraptor
    @LordXavierBritish said:
    " @dagas said:
    " What no Reaper choice?! =P Also no Harbinger =( "
    Mass Effect 1 already showed us that you have to be packing a Citadel if you plan on boning a Reaper. "
    I laughed
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    #41  Edited By Ignor

    Mass Effects are overrated, and so are their women >=(

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    #42  Edited By Bismarck

    Quarian

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    #43  Edited By Arbie
    @EvilTwin said:
    " @Abyssfull said:
    " @Erzs said:
    " I chose Turian! But I don't appear to be alone...as long as Garrus is left to me no one gets hurt! "
    Honestly, I thought you'd pick Krogan just so you could get it on with something that may resemble an axolotl. xP "
    Not because they have four testicles?  And if they have four testicles, wouldn't it make sense to have two penises?  Think about it. "
    You disgust me! Both of you!
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    #44  Edited By Marz

    No RACHNI?  This poll is lame.

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    @Marz said:
    " No RACHNI?  This poll is lame. "
    The Rachni are fucking dead. 
     
    Apparently you played wrong.
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    #46  Edited By Enigma777

    The answer is obviously elcor.

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    #47  Edited By Azteck
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    Elcor all the fucking way.
     
    Edit: I mean just look at it.
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    #48  Edited By Azteck
    @LordXavierBritish said:
    " @Marz said:
    " No RACHNI?  This poll is lame. "
    The Rachni are fucking dead.  Apparently you played wrong. "
    I let them live, so obviously he did too because they are very much alive.
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    #49  Edited By McGhee

    Quarian because they're always stuck in those suits. Once they get out of it, the skin on skin contact drives them into a lustful frenzy and they become the biggest freaks in the galaxy.

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    The Asari are genuinely hot. 
     
    ...doesn't hurt that they are vaguely human-like.

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