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    Mass Effect 3

    Game » consists of 19 releases. Released Mar 06, 2012

    When Earth begins to fall in an ancient cycle of destruction, Commander Shepard must unite the forces of the galaxy to stop the Reapers in the final chapter of the original Mass Effect trilogy.

    Which Mass Effect race would you most bone?

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    #151  Edited By CryptoQuick

    I joined this community just so I could vote for Garrus.

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    #152  Edited By bwmcmaste
    @___pocalypse said:
     Seems to be a big factor in whether or not guy players want to sex 'em. 
    If I have learned anything from the internet, it is that people will generally "sex" anything.
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    #153  Edited By Vinny_Says

    Why is human the "embarrassed" option?

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    #154  Edited By LordXavierBritish
    @blacklabeldomm said:
    " Why is human the "embarrassed" option? "
    Because I know want you want. Want you want the most. 
     
    In the darkest, most primal crevices of your heart and soul.  
     
    I know what you lust for.
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    #155  Edited By SethPhotopoulos

    Asari if none human.

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    #156  Edited By LightRain

    Quarian

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    #157  Edited By LightRain

    Reapers (jk)

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    #158  Edited By Ihmishylje

    This thread wins so hard.

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    #159  Edited By captain_clayman

    asari and hanar threesome.

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    #160  Edited By LightRain

    You didn't make "Husk" an option?

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    #161  Edited By Helimocopter

    Hanar 
    AWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

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    #162  Edited By deactivated-63e39f84edec3

    Quarian, hands down, i just have this feeling that under their suits, Quarians womens are awesome
     
    ...
     
    *crosses fingers for ME3*

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    #163  Edited By LiquidPrince
    @Narx said:
    " Quarian, hands down, i just have this feeling that under their suits, Quarians womens are awesome  ...  *crosses fingers for ME3* "
    They have three fingers and duck feet...
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    #164  Edited By Malakhii

    Boning a keeper would be pretty weird, they'd just keep doing their work while you try to make sweet love with them. 

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    #165  Edited By daiphyer

     YES PLEASE!
     YES PLEASE!
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    #166  Edited By deactivated-63e39f84edec3
    @LiquidPrince:   And humans have 5 fingers and toes?
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    #167  Edited By LiquidPrince
    @Narx: Are you implying that you're attracted to duck feet?
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    #168  Edited By Hector

      

    Asari without a doubt.
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    #169  Edited By jakob187

    Unless it has tentacles and can reprocess warm splooge into a corrosive acid, it's not even an option.

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    #170  Edited By jkz

    The correct answer is D.

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    #171  Edited By TheSeductiveMoose

    You're all boring! I'm going with Yahg.

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    #172  Edited By deactivated-63e39f84edec3
    @LiquidPrince:  Are you implying that you would not bone a girl just because she has duck feets?
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    #173  Edited By MrKlorox

    Quarian for the waste-to-hip ratio. Then Asari.
     
    Unless the mind meld thing counts as boning... 
     
    EMBRACE ETERNITY

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    #174  Edited By LiquidPrince
    @Narx said:
    " @LiquidPrince:  Are you implying that you would not bone a girl just because she has duck feets? "
    I'm implying that if a girl has duck feet and three chunky fingers, she stops being a girl. Atleast Asari for the most part are humanoid.
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    #175  Edited By MrKlorox
    @LiquidPrince said:

    " @Narx said:

    " @LiquidPrince:  Are you implying that you would not bone a girl just because she has duck feets? "
    I'm implying that if a girl has duck feet and three chunky fingers, she stops being a girl. Atleast Asari for the most part are humanoid. "
    Cool. So people born with Oligodactyly aren't even people?
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    #176  Edited By wrighteous86
    @MrKlorox said:

    " @LiquidPrince said:

    " @Narx said:

    " @LiquidPrince:  Are you implying that you would not bone a girl just because she has duck feets? "

    I'm implying that if a girl has duck feet and three chunky fingers, she stops being a girl. Atleast Asari for the most part are humanoid. "
    Cool. So people born with Oligodactyly aren't even people? "
    What the fuck are you talking about? The duck feet is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, duck feet is not the preferred nomenclature. Chicken feet, please.
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    #177  Edited By Brendan
    @MrKlorox said:
    " @LiquidPrince said:

    " @Narx said:

    " @LiquidPrince:  Are you implying that you would not bone a girl just because she has duck feets? "
    I'm implying that if a girl has duck feet and three chunky fingers, she stops being a girl. Atleast Asari for the most part are humanoid. "
    Cool. So people born with Oligodactyly aren't even people? "
    Wait...can people really be born with duck feet?  I can see the messed up hands thing, but...actual-ass duck feet?  And no, I probably wouldn't be physically attracted to someone like that, call me shallow. 
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    #178  Edited By LiquidPrince
    @MrKlorox said:
    " @LiquidPrince said:

    " @Narx said:

    " @LiquidPrince:  Are you implying that you would not bone a girl just because she has duck feets? "
    I'm implying that if a girl has duck feet and three chunky fingers, she stops being a girl. Atleast Asari for the most part are humanoid. "
    Cool. So people born with Oligodactyly aren't even people? "
    We're talking about aliens here, which is why I specifically said she stops being a girl, as opposed to stop being human. Also this chain of comments isn't funny, so I'm gonna stop replying if you continue...
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    #179  Edited By tim_the_corsair

    Space racism is wrong, you should view boning aliens as an adventure!

    Quarians get my vote, mainly for dem thighs, dem hips, dat ass, and dat mystery yo

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    #180  Edited By MrKlorox
    @LiquidPrince said:
    " @MrKlorox said:
    " @LiquidPrince said:

    " @Narx said:

    " @LiquidPrince:  Are you implying that you would not bone a girl just because she has duck feets? "
    I'm implying that if a girl has duck feet and three chunky fingers, she stops being a girl. Atleast Asari for the most part are humanoid. "
    Cool. So people born with Oligodactyly aren't even people? "
    We're talking about aliens here, which is why I specifically said she stops being a girl, as opposed to stop being human. Also this chain of comments isn't funny, so I'm gonna stop replying if you continue... "
    You act like Quarians don't have genders. And I don't know where you got the idea that this was supposed to be funny.
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    #181  Edited By spartan0187

    Asari all day every day, and they are 1000x better than Twi'leks...

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    #182  Edited By TorMasturba

    I voted Elcor, Because I like it really rough. As in I like being stamped on really freaking hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH YEAH! HARDER! ;-p

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    #183  Edited By deactivated-6050ef4074a17

    Being gay presents alot more difficulty in finding an appealing answer, even though the Asari are technically genderless, they're still just females as far as I'm concerned. I guess I'll go with Turians or Quarians, if I'm avoiding just picking the boring answer of "humans." I always liked the sound of a male Turian voice anyway.

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    #184  Edited By Finscher
    "I fucked a yahg. Your argument is invalid."
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    #185  Edited By Garrus

    I'd say Turian but Asari seem to work with everyone. Femshep is an exception...if she had face tattoos like turians she'd be more awesome.

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    #186  Edited By xpgamer7

    I'm plain and boring. Human.

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    #187  Edited By Jayross
    @Marokai Plus, they have reach.
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