Max Payne 3 still exists (barely)

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#1 Posted by Rayfield (2274 posts) -
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#2 Posted by AnAmericanPatriot (149 posts) -

I'M STILL leery as FUCK ABOUT the change to some UNCHARTED ASS territory. NYC WAS basically a fuckin MAJOR CHARACTER IN Max games. OH WELL, fingers crossed.

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#3 Posted by KaosAngel (14251 posts) -

How would they do Max Mayne in NYC now?  It's all cliched to death, and I'm tired of seeing the city during Christmas.   The cops hunt drug dealers, the FBI comes in to stop them due to a corporation being behind it.   
 
If they haven't got it down yet, just let it go.  Go back to GTAV and let me use my pent-up arab rage in those games, at least those are always fun and fail proof.

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#4 Posted by Tairoku (66 posts) -
@AnAmericanPatriot said:
" I'M STILL leery as FUCK ABOUT the change to some UNCHARTED ASS territory. NYC WAS basically a fuckin MAJOR CHARACTER IN Max games. OH WELL, fingers crossed. "
Why are you typing like that?
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#5 Posted by Rayfield (2274 posts) -
@Tairoku said:
" @AnAmericanPatriot said:
" I'M STILL leery as FUCK ABOUT the change to some UNCHARTED ASS territory. NYC WAS basically a fuckin MAJOR CHARACTER IN Max games. OH WELL, fingers crossed. "
Why are you typing like that? "

He's Bobcat Goldthwait.
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#6 Posted by septim (787 posts) -

I wouldn't worry about it. Rockstar went dark for years and years on Red Dead. We all know how that turned out.

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#7 Edited by Gargantuan (1905 posts) -
@Rayfield said:

" @Tairoku said:

" @AnAmericanPatriot said:

" I'M STILL leery as FUCK ABOUT the change to some UNCHARTED ASS territory. NYC WAS basically a fuckin MAJOR CHARACTER IN Max games. OH WELL, fingers crossed. "

Why are you typing like that? "
He's Bobcat Goldthwait. "
 
   
Gene, Gene, make a machine,
And, Joe, Joe, made it go.
Art, Art, blew a fart,
And, blew the whole damn thing apart.
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#8 Posted by ShaneDev (1702 posts) -

I just played through Alan Wake and they basically wrap up the Max Payne character in that so I really dont care about this game yet. I do however wonder how much of the Max Payne or I should say Remedy thing of including dreams and TV shows will feature in the game. Basically so far this looks like Man on Fire but with a fat bald guy.    

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#9 Posted by Malakhii (1444 posts) -
@septim said:
" I wouldn't worry about it. Rockstar went dark for years and years on Red Dead. We all know how that turned out. "
Sometimes it is nice working without the media, and fans with their heads constantly up your ass. 
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#10 Posted by benjaebe (2871 posts) -

It's not Remedy and bears little to no resemblance to the original games (which I loved), so I'm having a hard time being interested. It looks like they basically took Max, turned him into Sam Fisher during the Double Agent time period and dropped him in Brazil.

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#11 Posted by Rayfield (2274 posts) -
@ShaneDev said:
" Man on Fire but with a fat bald guy.     "


Game of the Year 2011.
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#12 Posted by XenoNick (1570 posts) -

Max looks like the guy from the suffering.

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#13 Posted by CaptainCody (1551 posts) -
@Tairoku said:
" @AnAmericanPatriot said:
" I'M STILL leery as FUCK ABOUT the change to some UNCHARTED ASS territory. NYC WAS basically a fuckin MAJOR CHARACTER IN Max games. OH WELL, fingers crossed. "
Why are you typing like that? "

It's the only way people will pay attention to him.
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#14 Posted by Claude (16651 posts) -

I'm guessing steroids is the new drug in Max Payne 3.

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#15 Posted by jakob187 (22932 posts) -
@XenoNick said:
" Max looks like the guy from the suffering. "
Max looks nothing like Torque.  Torque was black.
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#16 Posted by XenoNick (1570 posts) -
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Urm what?
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#17 Posted by CaptainTightPants (2831 posts) -
@XenoNick:  Well hes mixed isn't he?  So.....  Maybe? 
 
 
 
Also this excites me but without the writing from Remedy, it loses a lot of my favorite things about Max Payne.
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#18 Posted by XenoNick (1570 posts) -
@Resident4t:  True he is mixed.  I'm just in a nitpicking mood I guess. 
I agree with you about the writing. Made the whole experiance way more enjoyable.
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#19 Posted by Rayfield (2274 posts) -

 
The only way for this game to work is to make Max a totally off the rails violent drunk. Ethan Thomas + Michael Ironside x TEN. The game should open with him stumbling out of a cab and suddenly he thinks the cab driver ripped him off. He then drunkenly rips the driver out of the cab and curb stomps his ass. Perhaps after he does that and is washing the blood off his hands in the gutter, he looks up and sees a poster for Brazil in a travel agent window or something.

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#20 Posted by Rayfield (2274 posts) -

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LISTEN HERE ALL YOU FUGGING...ZZZZZZ....UH WHA? GODDAMN KNICKS NEVER WIN SHIT LATRELL SPREWELL WAS A HELLUVA GUY....ZZZZZZ...WHOA FUCK 'BLAM! BLAM!' WHAT THE HELL? PALM TREES? GODDAMN FUGGING NINA HORNE...ZZZZZZ....VALKYR....ZZZZZZ....
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#21 Posted by detectivepbert (273 posts) -

I'm excited about this game because I like Rockstar and am not that into westerns so am skipping RDR.  LA Noir and this are towards the top of my pre-order lists.

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#22 Posted by the_hiro_abides (1293 posts) -

I'm interested in this but will wait it out before making a decision.
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#23 Posted by Fjordson (2568 posts) -

Are there still people out there who doubt Rockstar at this point? The game will come out when it's done and will be damn good.

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#24 Posted by BBQBram (2478 posts) -

Imma go out on a limb here and say that I probably should play the first two games...?

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#25 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6421 posts) -

I am hoping for the best, seeing as how Max Payne 1&2 are two of my favorite games ever, but without the gritty New York City setting or leather jacket I am skeptical it can make the same impact. You know what? At this point I am just hoping this game gets released.

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#26 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -
@Fjordson said:
" Are there still people out there who doubt Rockstar at this point? The game will come out when it's done and will be damn good. "
Stupidest fucking comment ever. IV sucked, RDR sucked. "LOL THEY DOO N WRONGZ"
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#27 Posted by Kibblez (774 posts) -
@Napalm said:
" @Fjordson said:
" Are there still people out there who doubt Rockstar at this point? The game will come out when it's done and will be damn good. "
Stupidest fucking comment ever. IV sucked, RDR sucked. "LOL THEY DOO N WRONGZ" "
wrong opinion is wrong.
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#28 Posted by Fjordson (2568 posts) -
@Napalm said:
" @Fjordson said:
" Are there still people out there who doubt Rockstar at this point? The game will come out when it's done and will be damn good. "
Stupidest fucking comment ever. IV sucked, RDR sucked. "LOL THEY DOO N WRONGZ" "
Joke post? You just named two of the best games this generation.
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#29 Posted by Ramone (3080 posts) -
@Fjordson said:
" @Napalm said:
" @Fjordson said:
" Are there still people out there who doubt Rockstar at this point? The game will come out when it's done and will be damn good. "
Stupidest fucking comment ever. IV sucked, RDR sucked. "LOL THEY DOO N WRONGZ" "
Joke post? You just named two of the best games this generation. "
  
I love how there is no middle ground on the internet, everything either sucks or is the best game ever.

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