Megan Fox recently gave a very touching and moving PSA about the pressures of high school.  Her words of wisdom are so moving that I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to see Jennifer's Body now.  
 
*EDIT*  Also, make sure to check out the red band trailer.   = D
 
  

Wait...she was talking about something in the video?

I say "fuck'm".

fuck what again? who?

"I'm actress Megan Fox.  I was that bitch in high school who conned you into doing all her trig homework.  Also, I blew the principal in his office so I'd graduate on time.  Not that any of that matters.  I got $8 mil for Transformers 2, and it was the worst piece of shit put out there this year.  Cha-ching motherfuckers, enjoy the acne and awkward sexual encounters that end in shame and being laughed at."
 
The more you know...

Awww, so sweet. I am sure most people will click on this the first second it appears just because it says "Megan Fox"  on it. Not a bad reason though, but I wonder who will actually watch, or at least listen, the video.

*fingers crossed* I hope this fucking movie flops, specially critically. It's two people I hate the most working together: Diablo Cody and Megan Fox.

NOM NOM NOM.

thats right all high school girls, if somebody is picking on you or trying to put peer pressure on you, you just fuck them and fuck them hard.

I think there was a very special episode of Blossom dealing with the same subject.  My peers and teachers discussed the episode the following day in class...and then ate the new kid.  He was delicious.

...So this movie is about a demonic woman killing other high school students?

It keeps freezing at 00:08 seconds. All I hear is "Hi. I'm Meagan Fox. Every year thousands of kids enter..." ... 
 
Do I want to hear the rest of that sentence? Let me rephrase that: Is it legal to hear the rest of that sentence?

" ...So this movie is about a demonic woman killing other high school students? "

" ...So this movie is about a demonic woman killing other high school students? "

" Oh, this is for a movie? I guess it makes sense now why I had no idea what the fuck that video was talking about. "

" "I'm actress Megan Fox.  I was that bitch in high school who conned you into doing all her trig homework.  Also, I blew the principal in his office so I'd graduate on time.  Not that any of that matters.  I got $8 mil for Transformers 2, and it was the worst piece of shit put out there this year.  Cha-ching motherfuckers, enjoy the acne and awkward sexual encounters that end in shame and being laughed at."  The more you know... "

I'd let her eat me *zing

" I'd let her eat me *zing "

if pee-wee herman delivered the message I would understand more. like his drug PSA  
  

We have a Megan Fox centric forum area on Giantbomb???
 
WTF

" We have a Megan Fox centric forum area on Giantbomb???  WTF "

" @jakob187: So Megan Fox is going to play a high schooler? That's funny. It is an interesting idea for a movie I guess, even though it makes no god damn sense. "

Even then, though...did you go to high school with her?  No?  So you're generalizing her based solely on what you THINK you know?  Oh, gotcha. "

"Awww, so sweet. I am sure most people will click on this the first second it appears just because it says "Megan Fox"  on it. Not a bad reason though, but I wonder who will actually watch, or at least listen, the video. "

" "I'm actress Megan Fox.  I was that bitch in high school who conned you into doing all her trig homework.  Also, I blew the principal in his office so I'd graduate on time.  Not that any of that matters.  I got $8 mil for Transformers 2, and it was the worst piece of shit put out there this year.  Cha-ching motherfuckers, enjoy the acne and awkward sexual encounters that end in shame and being laughed at."  The more you know... "

" @skrutop said:

" "I'm actress Megan Fox.  I was that bitch in high school who conned you into doing all her trig homework.  Also, I blew the principal in his office so I'd graduate on time.  Not that any of that matters.  I got $8 mil for Transformers 2, and it was the worst piece of shit put out there this year.  Cha-ching motherfuckers, enjoy the acne and awkward sexual encounters that end in shame and being laughed at."  The more you know... "

I lol'd "

" @Black_Rose said:

" @skrutop said:

" "I'm actress Megan Fox.  I was that bitch in high school who conned you into doing all her trig homework.  Also, I blew the principal in his office so I'd graduate on time.  Not that any of that matters.  I got $8 mil for Transformers 2, and it was the worst piece of shit put out there this year.  Cha-ching motherfuckers, enjoy the acne and awkward sexual encounters that end in shame and being laughed at."  The more you know... "

I lol'd "

It's funny 'cause it's true. "

I don't see the whole love affair with Megan Fox, yes she is a rather attractive lady but she isn't anything special. Plus everytime I've seen her interviewed or seen her in films, well I couldn't stand her.   
 
Right now saying such things makes you the devil himself, it seems everyone is upsessed with Megan Fox.

" Why the hell does Megan Fox have a Giantbomb page? "

" What was that? Was that supposed to be serious or funny? I don't even know. "

I laughed when she said "actress"

Why didn't you tell me!
I was drinking water when she said "Fuck'em" and I spat water all over the place! God!

I will not succumb to peer pressure. Fuck you guys, this shit's funny.
 
I bet you're all tasty too.

" I will not succumb to peer pressure. Fuck you guys, this shit's funny.  I bet you're all tasty too. "

Just realized how scary Pee-Wee Herman is when he starts talking seriously... in fact he kind of scared me a little in an odd sort of way! 
 
He is still a legend though.

Yeah, fuck you Megan Fox, now go wash Michael Bays car you dumb bitch.

" Just realized how scary Pee-Wee Herman is when he starts talking seriously... in fact he kind of scared me a little in an odd sort of way!  He is still a legend though. "

I really didn't see that coming.

Megan Fox is hot, 'nuff said.  Anyone that comes in here to hate on her can go fuck themselves.

mute n' fap-fap

Get another shitty tattoo you dumb whore.