*Extremely action movie trailer-guy voice*
In a world . . . where somebody hit the lever. And ushered in the apocalypse . . .
From the company . . . that brought you classics like Metal Gear Solid and Silent Hill . . . and then "Fuck it, we're making pachinko machines instead . . ."
Comes a game . . . with the beloved stealth gameplay of Metal Gear. But none of the memorable characters. Or topically thematic story. Or the director because we fired that guy.
Guide . . . generic military characters with tenuous connections to the events of prior games through a desert hellscape. That's inexplicably populated by crystal zombies.
Rub . . . bits of wood together to somehow create metal girders and future death ray technology
Build . . . a base to keep equally generic NPC characters safe. In a process that totally won't involve any predatory microtransactions to make the process go faster. We promise, hands on hearts.
Metal Gear Survive. Hit this lever. Coming soon.
EDIT: I should clarify that this look potentially neat. I just don't understand why it needs to be a Metal Gear game beyond a cash grab from the branding. If you're going to put the effort into it, I'd rather just get an actual ending to or continuation of MGSV.
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