A 3D procedurally-generated game of world exploration, resource harvesting, and freeform construction, featuring a unique block-based art style and online multiplayer. It received numerous ports and updates for nearly a decade after its initial release.
Yo G Dawg I heard about Minecraft People are sayin' it's way better than CrimeCraft. All I know about it Is that the graphics are shitty So tell me about it Get down to the nitty gritty. Strafe from the skeletons And somethin' about giant spiders I don't think there are any melons And there better not be biters. So tell me G So I can see Should I craft mines Even if it's not free?
Let me lay it down proper Minecraft is a boredom stopper You build a gansta empire Make the hoes call you sire There's sand, dirt, and gold Or you can dig in the cold Build a house with a moat Or get jiggy on a muthafkin boat Yeah the graphics are bad But you'll be glad When you lay down your paper And buy Minecraft now, not later
Yo dawg from what i've heard Minecraft is more fun than shooting birds Minecraft is the the new thing in town from what ive heard all the boys in my dorm are downloading it now you say the graphiscs are shitty? boy you'll forget that in a jiffy Cause these blocks are the new shit way better than that that dragon age manson bullshit
" I will never find a more appropriate situation to post this better take the chance when the mods see this they'll be dealing out bans Also, to answer your question: Minecraft is a game about air and dirt, and fucking redstone - how does that work? "
" I will never find a more appropriate situation to post this better take the chance when the mods see this they'll be dealing out bans Also, to answer your question: Minecraft is a game about air and dirt, and fucking redstone - how does that work? "
" I will never find a more appropriate situation to post this better take the chance when the mods see this they'll be dealing out bans Also, to answer your question: Minecraft is a game about air and dirt, and fucking redstone - how does that work? "
@Axxol: Boats and hoes sounds great and gold sounds even better I'm like Biggie Smalls, you'll be hatin' On my fuckin' Gucci sweater. So let me lay down my concerns for you acapella I would just buy it right now if I was some other fella Borderlands DLC is calling and it's a loud fucking shout And I like me some Borderlands, so please, hear me out And while Minecraft sounds nice, I've played through BL more than twice And call it nostalgia, But I just want to boost my morale By dementedly, sentimentally killin' robotic entities.
So answer me this, and please answer me quick. Please once again assure me Minecraft doesn't suck dick.
" I will never find a more appropriate situation to post this better take the chance when the mods see this they'll be dealing out bans Also, to answer your question: Minecraft is a game about air and dirt, and fucking redstone - how does that work? "
@InfamousBIG: Buy one now, buy the other shit later Their both fairly cheap so it ain't a wallet breaker I like to shoot haters but I also like to build If you're not safe in either, you could get yourself killed
@InfamousBIG: just because those claptraps be ridin you dick dont mean you should be buyin their shit cus minecrafts got more heart and brain than those claptraps got cumstains
" I will never find a more appropriate situation to post this better take the chance when the mods see this they'll be dealing out bans Also, to answer your question: Minecraft is a game about air and dirt, and fucking redstone - how does that work? "
That is never appropriate. "
It's always appropriate. "
Let's sword fight over this dispute! "
You don't want any of my diamond sword. "
Whatever, son. My diamonds got diamonds, that got diamonds.
@Axxol: Truly a master of persuasion Even in the strangest situation Claptrap can get smacked high on smack In his ass crack, makin' him fall back To a later date, when I'll degrade and hate on his robot ass, so wait The party is startin' late, thanks for the help, mate So strike a heroic pose And mother fuck prose I'm buyin' this shit Disposition: Case Closed.
" @Axxol: Truly a master of persuasion Even in the strangest situation Claptrap can get smacked high on smack In his ass crack, makin' him fall back To a later date, when I'll degrade and hate on his robot ass, so wait The party is startin' late, thanks for the help, mate So strike a heroic pose And mother fuck prose I'm buyin' this shit Disposition: Case Closed. "
@Azteck: You see, worshippers would be rad, and that could never go bad for me, cause, see, I'm the bee's knees and I get higher than a flea Does, when it jumps, and I hump my hoe, as I bump my flow I'll leave you with a lump below, cause I go so hard, and my people never be worshippin' false idols and be sure to cover your face cause I hit harder than Title Bite your fuckin' ear off, but never call me a biter I'm a god, I get women hotter than Ghost Rider So please, just get on your knees, and plea, cause these Motherfuckin' haters are sillier than John Cleese. So just follow me now, and if you're wonderin' how Left click the follow button under my portrait Bow down, how now?
This thread is the best thread The only bad thing about Minecraft is how dam addicting it is. Graphically I have to say there is just something about it that is very endearing when you look out in the horizon and when you are riding across the water in your boat. Nighttime can be suspenseful though , once it turns dark you better be inside a house or underground.
Rap and fap, or I'll tap your knuckles like a nun With Brass Knuckles, *chuckles*, man, wouldn't that be fun Or run and go sun on a nudist beach with a gun And shoot that fag Jack Thompson when you see him, for fun I'm more Verbal than Kint, and and more Space-Age than Kevin I do more damage than a fucking 1911.
@CraigAA: You see the problem seems to me That you're a huge pussy So just flee from them damn polygons, and please Don't ever try to watch a David Lynch movie I'm pretty fuckin' sure you'll pee Your pants, and man, Lance Armstrong has more balls than that.
I'm running out of lines, but I'll give it a try I fap when I rap, bust a nut in your eye The name's Axxol I'm too weird to follow I fuck old ladies cuz they love to swallow My nut sack is fat like Jeffery Gerstmann And my chest is hairy but I ain't no Persian I love to troll the forums of Giant Bomb And I degrade more bitches than the nation of Islam My flow is fuckin' sick like Infamous B-I-G My name ain't Claude, but I love my Weeeeeeeeee
@Axxol: You runnin' out of rhymes cause you weak, like Monday I'm gettin' drunk right now, have a hangover on Sunday It's week-end, so I'mma end your weakness If you don't like my rhymes then you can suck my penis My hair is short, but your lifespan is shorter I'm more fucked up than the Mines of Moria! My rap is even doper than the Tiger song Everything up my nose like Cheech and Chong I'm inebriated now, so my rhymes are less lucid But still, when people hear my songs, they say who said that rap ain't music.
You call those lyrics? I call that shit prattle I didn't want to initiate a freestyle battle Keep talkin shit , I'll stick your face in my poo Put a round between your eyes like you're Noble Two I'm weak from runnin a marathon on your moms and your chick I made a video Two White Hoes, One Black Dick So watch what you say when you talk about me Cuz I'll shorten your lifespan like APB
You call those lyrics? I call that shit prattle I didn't want to initiate a freestyle battle Keep talkin shit , I'll stick your face in my poo Put a round between your eyes like you're Noble Two I'm weak from runnin a marathon on your moms and your chick I made a video Two White Hoes, One Black Dick So watch what you say when you talk about me Cuz I'll shorten you lifespan like APB "
@Axxol: I'm still below the legal limit So no handicap for you Which is too bad, I'll leave you fuckin' black and blue You put spoilers in your rap, but there ain't nothin' to spoil So toil on, I'll foil any coy attempt to royally Whoop my ass, only thing can do that is a Whoopie cushion That shit sounds like your rap, so be fucking careful who you pushin' Mushin' haters like sled dogs, like the beginning of Cryostasis But face it, my rhymes are laced with riffs sicker than Purple Haze So prepare to be amazed, by this lyrical grace So copy and paste, fuckin' biter, prepare to face a fuckin' Ace.
What a surprise, another rap about you drinkin' Lyrical grace? What the Hell are you thinkin'? Your raps are hella queer like Bruno My rhymes impregnate your girl like Juno I'm a 3DS you're a failure like N-Gage You're a rap squire, I'm a lyrical battle mage I spit hot fire I made the fuckin mic melt You'll need 10 sets of dice to calculate the damage I dealt So give up this battle, I'll let you join my team I've seen better lyrics on a HitmanAgent47 meme
Stop trying to save face, or boost your e-penis Lyrical Battle mage? Over 9,000 is my L33Tness But I do agree with something you said, hey! You are like a 3DS: square and hella gay Reading that Juno line, my face contorted in terror I'm battling a faggot, that line makes you Michael Cera Join your team? You're higher than Cream, livin' in a dream If you seem to think that I'd touch you with a 10 foot beam You're rhymes sound like a queef, more see-through than a leaf So just leave, you don't want to continue this beef.
Yep. Do it. It's not expensive and even if you're not the type of spend hours mining and stacking blocks, it's $14 USD. It's not like you dropped the full $60 on something you won't play.
Just stick it in her pooper, This quote is fuckin' super I give you the thumbs up, like Special Agent Dale Cooper Quote so sick, we're gonna need a bigger boat, Hooper
I make bank like Micheal Cera, you struggle for minimum wage My power level's unreadable, somethin' you can't gauge 3DS is rectangular, you brain dead cum stain Tell your mom to come over and ride my midnight meat train But imma keep this short, this forum post is dead Let's test our skills in your new Freestyle Thread.
" @Azteck: You see, worshippers would be rad, and that could never go badfor me, cause, see, I'm the bee's knees and I get higher than a flea Does, when it jumps, and I hump my hoe, as I bump my flow I'll leave you with a lump below, cause I go so hard, and my people never be worshippin' false idols and be sure to cover your face cause I hit harder than Title Bite your fuckin' ear off, but never call me a biter I'm a god, I get women hotter than Ghost Rider So please, just get on your knees, and plea, cause these Motherfuckin' haters are sillier than John Cleese. So just follow me now, and if you're wonderin' how Left click the follow button under my portrait Bow down, how now? "
" Hey guys, I'm way too white to post a rap so I'll just tell you to buy minecraft. "
Music is color blind, you ill informed twat Step up to the plate and show us what you got It isn't hard to stick with the rhythm and post a rhyme Sure it may be shitty, but trying isn't a crime
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