I like dane cook in some of the movies hes in, not all...didnt really find him that funny either. He's an alright actor though.

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"Spencer
on Feb. 23, 2009

Well, jeffgerstmannshowsyouhowtopumpgas.com was a huge success, so I'm glad to see that you're branching out into more useful areas."

ROFLMAO

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"Dogbert47 said:

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"Spencer
on Feb. 23, 2009

Well, jeffgerstmannshowsyouhowtopumpgas.com was a huge success, so I'm glad to see that you're branching out into more useful areas."

ROFLMAO

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Ahahaha, who the hell made that site, it`s amazing.
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why do people refer to dane cook as stand up comedian turned actor? he was trying acting for a little while way before he ever became super famous over the last decade. i remember he stared in a movie along side dennis rodman way back in the day dude, and he was aweful in it. i have no idea really how he got so famous, looking back he didnt have that many funny things to say. 

So much Dane Cook hate in this thread...I never thought he was that bad, I guess it's all aboard the internet hate train isn't it?

I would slap the shit outta Dane Cook if I ever met him. Hes comes off as a jerk and a douchbag. Not to mention he isnt funny at all. Excuse my foul language all you kiddies out there.

Dude! Now what am I supposed to do with my life-long ambition of becoming the greatest reviewer the world has ever seen? My dreams are shattered!

"Dude! Now what am I supposed to do with my life-long ambition of becoming the greatest reviewer the world has ever seen? My dreams are shattered!
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Didn't MC Hammer twitter a few weeks ago that he was going to Activision to check something out? Is Activision actually paying these z-list celebrities money to casually mention how awesome Activision games that are coming out are? Is this the saddest attempt at viral marketing since all I want for Christmas is a PSP?

http://jeffgerstmannshowsyouhowtopumpgas.com


Love the movie review, jeff.

Seems a lil....overprotective to me *after reading the entire thread over again* let alone I doubt Dane Cook truely means it as any sort of review just his opinion on the game *and thats what journalists like Jeff do is give opinions* to call into account his credibility in this field is really sort of silly since where does jeff or any one at any online gaming site have credibility in the field of offering opinion on games, Surfice to say you cannot call into account someones credibility on an opinion since every one has an opinion and its sourced from our own experiences no ones Opinion is right or wrong it just is.

Dane Cook likes the game...if he gives it the thumbs up then its just another reason that another gamer likes it that i might like it, the same with Soulja boys opinion on braid and last i checked quite a few Reviewers *opinionators* agreed that braid was the shit.

Who is Dan cook he obviously is known in america but anywhere else he's a none entity, because of his lack of world fame he deserves to die in a blender.

Man. Is Dane Cook secretly 12?

"Man. Is Dane Cook secretly 12?"

Funny article XD

Just more proof that Dane cook should be shot in the face.

god this guy is such a tool 

I never liked Dane Cook but anything, and i do mean anything, related to Modern Warfare 2 is good for me....even if it was described as a weirdawesomes thing...you know what i mean...

That website is awesome.

haha that domain rocks

It is funny to see all the haters in here. I srsly thought that people would show a little bit of maturity instead of bashing on someone who DID play a game before anybody and liked it, I don't think it really matters if he described it just like Ryan did for rayman 2. This is a game website isnt it? I think people should stop complaining about "how Dane Cook is bad" and probably focus on games.

I personnaly like Dane Cook on a certain level. I am not protecting him for what he did but hell stop with the stupidity and talk about games!!!

P.S. Jealousy won't lead you to be a better person, you should keep your irrevelant comments about Dane and talk about CODMW2 instead. This is probably going to be flamed but I don't care... seriously guys... grow up!

Comparing COD: MW2 to getting a bj? o_O

Can Dane Cook say anything without being crude?  This is okay for a joke or two on one of his stand-ups but this?  Seriously.

I really wish Dane Cook would jump off a cliff.  He serves no purpose to society.

I think he's funny...I love how it's "cool" to hate this guy...I wonder why that is. I mean millions of other people think he's funny, so he must be doing something right...And say what you want, his last standup Rough Around the Edges had one of the most spot-on descriptions/depictions of what guys go through when we don't have condoms and we're about to get laid...That is, if you can actually relate to such a thing as "getting laid"...

Dane Cook is an unintentional comedian.  He is only funny when trying to be serious  THERE IS ONLY 1 ROCKTOBER!!!! now that was funny, but he was trying to be cool.   Yet another "i'm famous for being kinda cute" talentless bore

Dane Cook = Not Funny

So overrated, might have 1 funny joke a set.  Ever notice how he repeats EVERY JOKE 2, 3 or 4 times as if it will get funnier.  Also just because you are animated and scream a lot, it doesnt make weak material strong.....but guessing by his following I could be wrong on that apparently.

its on now

"Arkthemaniac said:

"Dane Cook is a cocknugget."

I 100% agree...

this is hilarious

Both those websites are f'ing amazing.

I enjoy this post..... immensely.  Mostly due to reading the comments, and seeing how many people TOTALLY missed the joke in the update. 

Nice try, fourzerotwo.  But everyone knows that your last post was directly ripped-off of a post that Louis C.K. made on NeoGaf in 2003.

For shame.

>> Uh, I don't get why Infinity Ward would even let Dane Cook in their offices, let alone having him check out MW2. 

Dane Cook needs to fall over dead already.

feeling the heat! hah Jeff.......

Dane Cook has to be the most unfunny man in America (and Cananda).

"I enjoy this post..... immensely.  Mostly due to reading the comments, and seeing how many people TOTALLY missed the joke in the update. 

This works on many many levels.

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jeffgerstmannshowsyouhowtorumba.com  best site ever.

Yay! Fight the good fight, Jeff!

sarcasm overload ****head blows up*****

You can talk about Cha Cha
Tango, Waltz, or de Rumba
Jeff Gerstmann's dance has no title
You jump in the saddle
Hold on to de bridle!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!

 Ive always liked Dane Cook....but it seems to be the popular thing to hate him on here.

Hold on.  Looping is a real game!?!  Maybe I shouldn't have placed an edit request saying that Dane Cook announced that this game was his 'bzitch'.  Maybe someone that knows some actual info about the game should make a small article.  The page currently looks incredibly bare.

Before this, I'd say Dane Cook is hot as hell - I'd do time for that shit. His humour has never really factored with me, he's just not my type of comedian. I'm a Bill Hicks/Dennis Leary angry, rage-filled kinda person. Something nice to look at, not listen to. So he's never had a chance to annoy me with his supposed unfunniness.

Well, he's annoyed me now. Plagiarism is such a turn-off. He needs to grow a pair and start writing his own reviews. At least Jeff served him a slice of the magical sarcasm pie, I wonder if he replies?