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    Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

    Game » consists of 22 releases. Released Nov 10, 2009

    The sequel to 2007’s wildly successful first-person-shooter Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 continues the story of American and British soldiers fighting Russian ultra-nationalist forces.

    Stupid things that you want in a sequel

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    #1  Edited By JDDrewes

    I'll start. 
    There should be a button that closes your eyes. so that way when you're about to get flashed or stunned, you can just blink to shield yourself. :D

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    #2  Edited By turboman

    No Grenade Launchers Of Any Kind.

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    #3  Edited By Yukoei

    Dedicated servers.

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    #4  Edited By bed

    an ability to crash harriers and choppers into enemies-- kamikaze style. 

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    #5  Edited By KennyPowers

    Either no akimbo's or akimbo's count as both primary and secondary weapon. 
      
    Either no grenade launchers or it counts as your secondary weapon.  Pissin me off...

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    #6  Edited By CL60
    @Roflwaffles said:
    " Akimbo M203s. "
    That would be amazing.
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    #7  Edited By Bionicicide

    Under barrel flamethrower. You heard me.

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    #8  Edited By Lambert

    Well a lot of stupid things came into Modern Warfare 2. I remember all these kids talking about dual-wielding, nukes, throwing knives, etc... and they all ruined the game.  Developers shouldn't listen to their fans after they make an awesome game since most of the time it turns out to ruin the game.

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    #9  Edited By Jrad
    @Lambert
    How'd  throwing knives ruin the game?
     
    My suggestion: parachutes.
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    #10  Edited By Brunchies

    They should get rid of grenade launchers, return some of or all the gore from Cod WAW and increase the player cap to 24. 

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    #11  Edited By tbone81889

    I know this may not be stupid, but absolutely necessary. How about a matchmaking system that places players against opponents of similar skill?  I can only imagine what its like for someone new to the game.  Oh wait I can.  0-16.

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    #12  Edited By SeriouslyNow

    Akimbo Abrams tanks that you wear on each arm.  Akimbo Akimbo Akimbo M16s, that means 8, two for for each arm, two for each leg, two for each nipple and two for each testicle.  Dedicated trolling servers which cause the game to go into play mode when hosts switch but pause indefinitely when there are enough players.  An army of transvestite Ukraine seperatist midget kuniochi.
     
    Dedicated serbians.

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    Moar weapons and keep all the weapons from previous games. 
    Ability to customize your character for each class.

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    #14  Edited By DystopiaX

    IW to develop it instead of some random, Activision created/approved studio. 
    edit- and by IW i mean whatever studio West/Zampella decide to join/create.

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    #15  Edited By MAN_FLANNEL

    Have a filter that automatically mutes voices above a certain octave.  
     
    Oh, and riot balls.

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    #16  Edited By JDDrewes

    That stupid delay X button from Halo 3 matchmaking......

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    #17  Edited By Brendan
    @SeriouslyNow said:
    " Dedicated serbians. "

    Hahahahahaha.  Dedicated serbians.  And antigravity polish.  Why not?
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    #18  Edited By TheMustacheHero

    Akimbo primary and secondary, so you can be like "Imma shoot you with my Uzi, then my Deagle!" and then you can switch to akimbo RPGs.

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    #19  Edited By natetodamax

    Gameplay that isn't frustrating.......

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    #20  Edited By BigBoss1911

    No grenade launchers, no marathon, more bolt action sniper rifles, no more ridiculously overpowered kill streaks, no more commando perk, ect.

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    #21  Edited By Rayfield

    A beta.
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    #22  Edited By Andorski

    Akimbo Nukes.

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    #23  Edited By natetodamax
    @Andorski said:
    " Akimbo Nukes. "
    lolwut
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    #24  Edited By Gabriel

    Nolan North, as Nathan Drake, as the Villain.

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    Nazi terrorists zombies.
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    #26  Edited By rjayb89

    Some NPC named Cockface Kotick that I can kill without repercussions.

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    #27  Edited By DrPockets000

    An army of killer Kotick robots that eat orphans and take your money.

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    #28  Edited By Red12b
    @MAN_FLANNEL said:
    " Have a filter that automatically mutes voices above a certain octave.  
     
    Oh, and riot balls.
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    that, 
     
     
    AND THE ABILITY TO FLY! 
     
    Like an eagle.  
     
    To the sea, let my spirit, carry me,  
     
    I want to fly like an eagle, let my beagle carry me.
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    #29  Edited By Pie

    50 CENT to be the only voice actor in the whole game?

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    #30  Edited By zeforgotten

    Stupid things? 
    More whining kids online and on forums :D

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    Get rid of stopping power.

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    different clothes DLC

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    EA as the publisher, game made by West and Zampella.

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    #34  Edited By SadPatrol
    @zudthespud said:

    "EA as the publisher, game made by West and Zampella. "


    why? So you can't play for the first few weeks and then they shut the servers down when people quit playing it.
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    #35  Edited By Laharl

    Oddjob, every FPS needs oddjob.

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    #36  Edited By MikkaQ
    @MAN_FLANNEL said:

    " Have a filter that automatically mutes voices above a certain octave.  
     
    Oh, and riot balls.

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    SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A CORNER OFFICE.  
     
    Also they should add space battles with the pew-pew lasers everywhere. Where ya gonna hide now, space-campers? 
     
    EDIT: Sorry about the bold, it won't let me change it back.
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    #37  Edited By Tuggah

    akimbo riot shields, akimbo rocket launchers, and the bullet curving from Wanted.

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    #38  Edited By CptChiken
    @natetodamax said:

    " Gameplay that isn't frustrating....... "

    zing! 
     
    but id suggest akimbo mini guns... or when you get to 10th prestige your unlock Gaz as a playable character so you are invincible
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    #39  Edited By Interfect
    @natetodamax said:
    " Gameplay that isn't frustrating....... "
    You speak the truth dawg
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    #40  Edited By CornontheCobbe

    Akimbo Stingers! 
     
    Take that you fucking pave-low! Try and get away from me this time.

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    #41  Edited By luce

    Akimbo tactical nukes (shit i was too late)

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    #42  Edited By allprox

    Map skip assigned to a button.

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    #43  Edited By JoyfullOFrockets

    Spawning on teammates, removal of half the killstreak rewards, including the nuke. A.I. controlled air support is lesser accurate. Grenade launcher reduces health only by 50% unless its a direct impact, like into the body. Removal of perks such as Danger Close and Stopping power, so that all weapons do the same damage regardless of perks. Knife counter i.e. if you're face to face and hit the melee about a second before the other guy has you counter it. This one seems quite impossible to pull off due to latency, but still, if it's implemented and works, should be cool. Emphasis on assisting and not just killing, getting a little more points for assists than before. More recoil for guns. Making the secondary weapons only pistols again. Last stand should go as well, and exist only as Final Stand. Akimbo weapons should be made a little more accurate, however they would restrict you from a secondary. Shields should let you blind-fire while equipped. Also, reduced shotgun radius.

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    #44  Edited By Valco

    360 degree vision. That's right.
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    #45  Edited By Rockdalf
    How's about giving me CoD 4 again?  I won't complain.
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    akimbo knives

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    #47  Edited By Blueman

    Why do people dislike the nuke?
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    Quadruple wield shotguns and sniper rifles plz.

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    #49  Edited By Ineedaname
    @Blueman said:

    " Why do people dislike the nuke? "

    They ruin objective based games, like Domination for example, you can spend the whole game capturing flags and what not, only for dude on theirs to get a nuke and win.
    Which is hardly fair considering you can normally guess where the players are standing. I.e. They enemy is taking C *Nukeplayer1: I'ma fire some nades at C and see what happens*
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    #50  Edited By Blueman
    @Ineedaname said:
    "@Blueman said:

    " Why do people dislike the nuke? "

    They ruin objective based games, like Domination for example, you can spend the whole game capturing flags and what not, only for dude on theirs to get a nuke and win. Which is hardly fair considering you can normally guess where the players are standing. I.e. They enemy is taking C *Nukeplayer1: I'ma fire some nades at C and see what happens* "

    But it's not like they are common enough to be an annoyance.

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